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(World Net Daily)   The Good, the Bad and the Do Not Want: A roundup of nearly 100 female teachers who has sex with their students, complete with photos displaying their various states of TILF-iness   ( divider line
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51094 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Jul 2007 at 11:33 PM (10 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2007-07-16 08:22:09 PM  
"...arrested in 2006 for for sexual activity with a 15-year-old autistic boy."

So not right.
2007-07-16 08:25:17 PM  
The edited highlights.
2007-07-16 08:27:16 PM  

agreed on all counts but the first
2007-07-16 08:33:39 PM  
bongkey: agreed on all counts but the first

Good point. As I scrolled down the page, my tastes got a little more refined.
2007-07-16 08:35:43 PM

Yeah, she's not creepy at all...

From the very same school even.
2007-07-16 08:36:22 PM  
Bort_Flancrest: The edited highlights.

Clearly, you did not look at the whole list.

www.worldnetdaily.comTILF 2
2007-07-16 08:37:54 PM  
Give them a little credit. These are mug shots. If they look even half-decent in them, they probably look hittable in a real world setting.
2007-07-16 08:39:27 PM  
2007-07-16 09:04:28 PM  

From the very same school even.

oooh, I'd hit the last one in your post.
2007-07-16 09:10:49 PM  
I can attest to the fact that female teachers can be freaky.

Some will abuse this privilege, however.
2007-07-16 09:19:57 PM  
SilentStrider: cr7pilot:

From the very same school even.

oooh, I'd hit the last one in your post

You're too old for her
2007-07-16 09:25:19 PM
Rebekah Todd

Rebekah Todd, 25: Health and physical education teacher at White River High School in Buckley, Wash., resigned after she was accused of performing oral sex on a 17-year-old boy. She had pleaded guilty to attempted second-degree assault and was expecting a sentence of 30 days in home detention. On March 14, 2007, the judge sentenced Todd to six months in jail.

Well, technically can't she claim that she was providing physical education?
2007-07-16 09:26:22 PM  
Every one of them is a TILF as far as I'm concerned.

2007-07-16 09:30:23 PM

and then

2007-07-16 09:30:25 PM  
Someone needs a better hobby.
2007-07-16 09:36:22 PM  
Elizabeth Miklosovic, 36:

Grand Rapids, Mich., teacher at South Haven's Baseline Middle School pleaded no contest to sexually assaulting a 14-year-old female student she "married" in a pagan ritual in June 2004. Miklosovic is also accused of touching the girl's genitals while camping in public parks. She told the judge before sentencing, "The entire ordeal has been blown totally out of proportion for something that was innocent, kind and nurturing in nature." She was sentenced to five to 25 years.

/ Where is your Goddess now ?
// would hit it with a D-handled shovel
2007-07-16 09:37:22 PM  
drevil877: You're too old for her

i've got an imagination.
2007-07-16 09:49:13 PM
Karon George S. Patton
2007-07-16 09:56:00 PM
2007-07-16 10:12:36 PM  
I'd hit everyone of them with my eyes closes and my rascal wrapped.
2007-07-16 10:58:24 PM  
Dead on the River: 'd hit everyone of them with my eyes closes and my rascal wrapped.
Waiting with
anticipation ...
2007-07-16 11:36:44 PM  
Amy McElhenney, 25: C

Do want.
2007-07-16 11:37:15 PM  
Carol Flannigan, 50: Boca Raton, Fla., music teacher reportedly slept with 11-year-old former student, and also had a simultaneous sexual relationship with the boy's father.

An 11 year old boy? Shes 50 years old....EVEN the DAD. WOW, WOW...Im speechless.
2007-07-16 11:38:37 PM  
What this site doesn't explain is why hot, young blonde teachers love teenage mexican boys with wispy mustaches.
2007-07-16 11:38:54 PM  
Okay people, which kid had sex with Buffy's mom? Xander Harris, is that you?

Tsk tsk tsk.
2007-07-16 11:40:53 PM  
There are more attractive teachers in there than I had expected.
2007-07-16 11:41:08 PM  
Wow. These women sure do like the oral cock worship....

/and teh sodomee, too...
2007-07-16 11:41:36 PM  
...and still no Teacher Sex tag.
2007-07-16 11:41:50 PM

To the student that nailed Bjork, I salute you.
2007-07-16 11:41:56 PM

I'm going to eat your soul!!
2007-07-16 11:42:05 PM  
Franca and Antonia Munoz-Juvera, 26: These twin sisters - both teachers - were arrested in Southern California in December 2006 in connection with alleged lewd acts with an underage female student. Only Franca was charged with "unlawful contact" - Antonia was charged with being aware of the incident and failing to report it as required under California law. An 18-year-old female roommate was also arrested because she "facilitated the crime."

2007-07-16 11:43:03 PM  
if anyone wants to make a quick buck, start a hot-or-not knock-off with these pic's.

/not a single tilf at my HS
2007-07-16 11:43:23 PM  
Related offers:

Will your child be the next to have sex with teacher?

Well, if you're offering...
2007-07-16 11:43:27 PM

I cant believe it matched Davey Havok from AFI.
2007-07-16 11:43:46 PM  
The boys should get a million bucks each from the schools same as the boys molested by priests got from the catholic church.
2007-07-16 11:44:18 PM  

Worst formatted



2007-07-16 11:45:19 PM

Come & play with us Danny...

Twin fugly...
2007-07-16 11:45:42 PM  
A better pic of Pamela Rogers Turner

On that note, I'm gonna go beat my dick like it owes me money. Ciao!
2007-07-16 11:45:50 PM  
If the teachers were male, everyone would be up in arms and ready to lynch them. But since they're female, the only thing that gets discussed is whether the teachers are 'hitable' or not.
Would you like some hypocrisy with that?

Sexual abuse = sexual abuse, regardless of gender.
2007-07-16 11:46:42 PM  
stonerri - "/not a single tilf at my HS "

Something tells me... if these women are batshiat crazy enough to have sex with their students, that it probably wouldn't matter if they were or were not single.

So you still got a chance.
2007-07-16 11:47:08 PM  
FTFA:Teresa Engelbach, 21: Substitute teacher from Pevely, Mo., was charged March 16, 2007, with having sex with a 14-year-old male student, whom she reportedly knew for years as a friend of her brother. Jefferson County authorities charged her with three counts of statutory rape and one count of statutory sodomy for incidents allegedly occurring between Feb. 1 and March 13, 2007.

It just seems very odd to me that a woman can be charged with statutory sodomy...

My list:

Have them bathed, inebriated, and brought to my quarters.

/thinks inebriated should be a verb, too
2007-07-16 11:47:47 PM  
ab0ynoir: I cant believe it matched Davey Havok from AFI.

I can't believe that it says 74% of her matches Sarah Silverman.

Now we can show this to the people who put their celebrity match ups on there as proof those things are a crock of crap.
2007-07-16 11:48:08 PM  

Awww, somebody has a case of the stupids. :)
2007-07-16 11:50:18 PM

Dammit Janet!

/not really obscure
//really does look like her...
///please tell me I'm not the only one...
2007-07-16 11:50:31 PM  

It just seems very odd to me that a woman can be charged with statutory sodomy...

In some/many jurisdictions, sodomy means any sex that isn't vaginal. So yes, performing oral sex is sodomy.
2007-07-16 11:51:53 PM  


Anyone else think this story was created exclusively for the Fark comments section?
2007-07-16 11:52:11 PM  
tokyogirl79: I can't believe that it says 74% of her matches Sarah Silverman.

Now we can show this to the people who put their celebrity match ups on there as proof those things are a crock of crap.

Yeah. That site had some good matches... but that is just because those people happened to look alot like major celeb's. Everyone else whom it matches at 74% that they look like some super star... whatever. It told me I matched Gwen Stefani at 84% and I am a 6' 5" 205 pound soldier in the Army.
2007-07-16 11:52:13 PM  
cr7pilot sez:

Yeah, she's not creepy at all...

I think the middle one is a transformer!

Anyone notice all the teachers are white (remember, hispanic is not a race according to the government) and many are blonde? Its a conspiracy, I say! The man is out to get them.

Kinda funny the butch ones went after boys though. Some hittable ones, but alot of eye-bleach abuse material there as well.

Actually, if I were a teen boy and I was hittin' one of the fugly ones, I wouldn't tell a soul.
2007-07-16 11:53:00 PM  
Where's the beast with her glasses growing into her face?
2007-07-16 11:53:01 PM  

Dude, regular adult consensual sodomy is illegal in a handful of states. You can't even sell dildos in Texas unless you market them as 'sexual education devices' or whatever. And in case you needed it to be crystal clear, sodomy includes putting things in other people's bum. It doesn't have to be a penis.

/not into 'sodomy' .. or anal, as people in tough with reality say
//sodomize away, folks! Its hilarious that some people spend some part of their life caring about what other people are allowed to do with their anuses
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