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(AFP)   America already sick of looking at Victoria Beckham's leathery orange face   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 48
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2007-07-16 04:52:08 PM
Why is this turd with two sticks propping it up famous?
 
2007-07-16 05:05:54 PM
Who?
 
2007-07-16 05:08:13 PM
I heard she was in some kind of manufactured pop music group at one time, then she was paid money to try on clothes, and then she married some athlete. Surely she is worthy of our attention and admiration.
 
2007-07-16 05:10:23 PM
Shut up, coont. You louse. You got some farkin' neck ain't you. Retired? fark off, you're revolting. Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like leather man, your skin. We could make a farking suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like farking Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk?

What you think this is the wheel of fortune? You think you can make your dough and fark off? Leave the table? Thanks Don, see you Don, off to sunny Spain now Don, fark off Don. Lying in your pool like a fat blob laughing at me, you think I'm gonna have that? You really think I'm gonna have that, ya ponce. All right, I'll make it easy for you. God knows you're farking trying. Are you gonna do the job? It's not a difficult question, are you gonna do the job, yes or no?
 
2007-07-16 05:15:56 PM
lordargent: It's not a difficult question, are you gonna do the job, yes or no?

I love that goddamn movie.
 
2007-07-16 05:17:39 PM
She used to be pretty hot. But she always seemed to be a biatch.
 
2007-07-16 05:38:57 PM
She always reminded me of Skeletor's little sister, still having the baby fat on her. I give her about 3 more years and she should loose the extra pounds.
 
2007-07-16 05:40:54 PM
"You'll sit there slack-jawed at the gall of these people who think we are that stupid," the Post's reviewer wrote in a scathing broadside, also laying into the couple's "nightmarishly overdone rococo mansion" in Beverly Hills."

Well, um ... this IS the same audience which was entertained by Big Brother, Who wants to be a Millionaire and Survivor ... I would venture to suggest that 'you' are, in fact, THAT stupid.
 
2007-07-16 05:50:23 PM
lordargent
Watching that movie right now, you coont.
 
2007-07-16 05:58:54 PM
Try looking at her bum.
 
2007-07-16 06:35:22 PM
Aren't we all
 
2007-07-16 06:47:21 PM
Guido thread?
 
2007-07-16 06:50:50 PM
Who the hell's looking at her face?
 
2007-07-16 06:58:13 PM
Billed as a revealing special that "delves into Victoria's larger-than-life world to reveal, among other things, her wicked sense of humor and style,"

Um, with those ugly-ass bug-eyed-monster sunglasses I think we can safely say she has either a sense of humor or no sense of style.
Didn't Elton John give up on that look about 30 years ago?
 
2007-07-16 07:31:16 PM
images.fotosearch.com
 
2007-07-16 07:47:57 PM
I am convinced that her accent is fake. She should have to interject the word "govunah" into every third sentence.

/and then sweep my chimney
 
2007-07-16 08:07:39 PM
img503.imageshack.us
 
2007-07-16 08:34:08 PM
I'm not.

I'd love to bust a load on that face.
 
2007-07-16 08:36:13 PM
Robosexuality is a choice.
 
2007-07-16 08:43:32 PM
CtrlAltDelete: I heard she was in some kind of manufactured pop music group at one time, then she was paid money to try on clothes, and then she married some athlete. Surely she is worthy of our attention and admiration.

Ummm. You seem to be forgetting her breakthrough research in the behavior of semi-crystalline iso-polymers.
 
2007-07-16 08:47:54 PM
Jesus, she's a person. She'd probably be nice to you.

I don't give a shiat what she does, but man, y'all just loooooovvvvve to tear people down.
 
2007-07-16 08:54:16 PM
Even though she might have sharp knees, I'd hit it. She wasn't a bad singer, and she's still attractive, though she could stand to eat a bit.

I'd rather look at her than Drunky McBarfsalot Lohan.
 
2007-07-16 08:57:11 PM
I'd still let her manipulate my peepee.
 
2007-07-16 08:57:48 PM
Old Spice!!
 
2007-07-16 09:02:32 PM
It must be summer, otherwise why would NBC devote an ENTIRE HOUR to this celebrity worship.
 
2007-07-16 09:05:37 PM
rodeofrog:
Try looking at her bum.

thedodo:
Who the hell's looking at her face?

WINNERS!!!
 
2007-07-16 09:12:47 PM
She IS attractive. And rich. And not without an amount of shrewd intelligence and modest talent that has obviously gotten her from being a local contractor's daughter to a former bubble-gum pop star who married well.
But her overt social-climbing, loud declarations of snobbishness
(We live in the BEST part of Beverly Hills!") and inappropriate style of dress aren't winning her any popularity contests.

Let's face it, in the U.S. we all moved here to get AWAY from the caste systems (dukes, lords, ladies, etc.) and we like our celebrities to at least pretend like they're "just folks" even if they could buy and sell our minimum wage asses in ten seconds flat. "Posh" is out of her element because nobody here really likes a regular joe/jane who's obviously trying to pretend to be something they're not.
 
2007-07-16 09:16:29 PM
"People of Earth, you cannot resist me"
img.photobucket.com
 
2007-07-16 09:21:58 PM
Was tired of her during the Spice girls era. Her and the other troglodykes!
 
2007-07-16 09:50:11 PM
The Gordie Howe Hat Trick
Jesus, she's a person. She'd probably be nice to you.

I don't give a shiat what she does, but man, y'all just loooooovvvvve to tear people down.



Welcome to Fark. And, enjoy your stay.
 
2007-07-16 10:08:58 PM
Hmmmmm,
i83.photobucket.comi83.photobucket.com
 
2007-07-16 10:38:12 PM
lordargent: Shut up, coont. You louse. You got some farkin' neck ain't you. Retired? fark off, you're revolting. Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like leather man, your skin. We could make a farking suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like farking Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk?

What you think this is the wheel of fortune? You think you can make your dough and fark off? Leave the table? Thanks Don, see you Don, off to sunny Spain now Don, fark off Don. Lying in your pool like a fat blob laughing at me, you think I'm gonna have that? You really think I'm gonna have that, ya ponce. All right, I'll make it easy for you. God knows you're farking trying. Are you gonna do the job? It's not a difficult question, are you gonna do the job, yes or no?


Sexy Beast reference wins one Internets.

Pick up your prize at the door, shut down the thread.
 
2007-07-16 10:53:07 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2007-07-16 11:02:45 PM
the only solution to this is for her to show her cooter

/ or demonstrate how to suck cocks
 
2007-07-16 11:38:16 PM
Its' about time. I only wish I could believe this kind of attitude would prevail, but I have a feeling I'm gonna get a whole lotta Posh n' Becks rammed down my throat along w/my daily helping of Paris, Britney and Lindsay. Blechh...

What a wonderful world
 
2007-07-16 11:38:23 PM
joethorne.: lordargent: Shut up, coont. You louse. You got some farkin' neck ain't you. Retired? fark off, you're revolting. Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like leather man, your skin. We could make a farking suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like farking Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk?

What you think this is the wheel of fortune? You think you can make your dough and fark off? Leave the table? Thanks Don, see you Don, off to sunny Spain now Don, fark off Don. Lying in your pool like a fat blob laughing at me, you think I'm gonna have that? You really think I'm gonna have that, ya ponce. All right, I'll make it easy for you. God knows you're farking trying. Are you gonna do the job? It's not a difficult question, are you gonna do the job, yes or no?

Sexy Beast reference wins one Internets.

Pick up your prize at the door, shut down the thread.


Do I think that Victoria Beckham will get her wish to be the movie star she wants to be fulfilled here in the states?

Answer here.

Warning: EXTREMELY NSFW language in the audio file linked
 
2007-07-17 12:45:54 AM
She IS attractive.

No.
 
2007-07-17 04:40:37 AM
We warned you.

We said "please take Madonna back" and you said "No". We said "No, seriously, take Madonna back" and you said "No". We got angry and said "Look, if you don't take Madonna back, we'll do something really horrible" and you laughed and said "what, are you going to smile at us? Please don't smile at us with your horrible teeth ha ha ha".

Well who's laughing now, motherfarkers, eh? WHO IS LAUGHING NOW?

/we are. Ha ha
 
2007-07-17 06:58:46 AM
Dogbeast: Well who's laughing now, motherfarkers, eh? WHO IS LAUGHING NOW?

/we are. Ha ha


Dude, SHHH! They'll send Paris over! It's tit for twat...

/Sorry...
 
2007-07-17 08:34:53 AM
i172.photobucket.com
 
2007-07-17 10:05:10 AM
What joethorne said.

/You're Mr. Roundtree!
// YES, Roundtree!
 
2007-07-17 10:33:06 AM
undflickertail: It must be summer, otherwise why would NBC devote an ENTIRE HOUR to this celebrity worship.


FTFA: ""Victoria Beckham: Coming to America," was originally intended as a mini-series, but trimmed to a one hour special by the NBC network."

Don't you see?! This is cause for optimism!
 
2007-07-17 10:33:22 AM
AaaPha: Dogbeast: Well who's laughing now, motherfarkers, eh? WHO IS LAUGHING NOW?

/we are. Ha ha

Dude, SHHH! They'll send Paris over! It's tit for twat...

/Sorry...


Freaking brilliant.

Kudos, my good chum.
 
2007-07-17 11:26:35 AM
theducks.org
 
2007-07-17 12:13:04 PM
CatfoodSpork: Freaking brilliant.

Kudos, my good chum.


Hehe... But seriously, please America, forgive us for this, and deliver us from Her Herpesness.

Quite amusing, I'm just watching a UK chatshow where they're all having a good old laugh at America having a good old laugh at this vapid waste of oxygen. She really is incredible, what did she expect when she "arrived"? Is her ego really that enormous?
 
2007-07-17 03:19:19 PM
Now that reviews say it's so bad, people are going to watch.

So says me.

This woman's career is based off of being a public figure, it is her job to put her name out there through this television show in order to be paid now that she lives in the U.S. I'll be watching Confessions of a Matchmaker thank you very much.

It's like Blind Date, Alaskan Brides and Dr. Sue all rolled into one!!! (Come on, you know you watched Alaskan Brides)
 
2007-07-17 03:25:45 PM
I watched bits of the show last night, and my opinion of her did a complete 180, from thinking she's a vapid arrogant biatch, to someone that's actually pretty well grounded and quite nice.

Manufatured show? Quite possibly, but she was quite endearing.
 
2007-07-17 03:26:34 PM
I love this woman.

And by love, I mean want to look like. And by look like, I mean want her canvas and would do better things with it.
 
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