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(Mining Journal)   Bigfoot hunters descend on Michigan, unaware it's illegal to shoot Bob Seger   ( divider line
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2007-07-14 07:25:59 AM  
It is? We should change that.

/oh, I thought you said "Bob Sagat"
2007-07-14 07:47:06 AM  
If Bigfoot were in Michigan, he would already be dead.

The Nuge would have bagged him by now.
2007-07-14 07:52:41 AM  
I want to believe?
2007-07-14 07:54:13 AM  
SBinRR: If Bigfoot were in Michigan, he would already be dead asleep.

The Nuge would have bagged blown him by now.

2007-07-14 07:55:15 AM  
I see "Bob Seeger" but I think "Bob Saget."

Why is that?
2007-07-14 07:59:07 AM  
Seems it would be in Mr. Seger's best interest to stay in Denver, or perhaps visit Nepal.
2007-07-14 08:01:30 AM  
Poor Robin Williams :(
2007-07-14 08:17:36 AM  
I've seen the Psychic Moose! Up by Mackinac. It's puts that weak ass Hypnotoad to shame.
2007-07-14 08:17:57 AM  
Like Iraq!

Oh, like Iraq!
2007-07-14 08:22:22 AM  
marthadumptruck asks: I see "Bob Seeger" but I think "Bob Saget." Why is that? Full Size
2007-07-14 08:24:38 AM  
/oh, I thought you said "Bob Sagat"

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2007-07-14 08:30:38 AM Full Size
2007-07-14 08:34:49 AM  
Wanted for questioning.

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2007-07-14 08:44:02 AM  
I once beat up a 52 year old man for excessive Bob Seger playing.
2007-07-14 08:51:33 AM  
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2007-07-14 09:07:48 AM  
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He's coming right at us!
2007-07-14 09:12:10 AM  
I'm Bigfoot, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

\Had to use it at some point.
2007-07-14 09:17:50 AM  
2007-07-14 09:21:19 AM  
phreeque.comView Full Size

Wanted for questioning.
2007-07-14 09:28:44 AM  
Da Yoopers are headed to Bigfoot camp eh?
Kinda like da cheeseheads . (new window)
2007-07-14 09:29:18 AM  
The chief investigator's name (Moneymaker) may be a clue as to the real reason for his quest. Only in da UP, though!
2007-07-14 09:46:47 AM  
2007-07-14 09:51:06 AM  
It's only against the law to shoot Bob Seger while doing Night Moves to Old Time Rock and Roll on those hot Hollywood Nights.

Make sure you stalk him Against the Wind.

/Now get the hell off my lawn
2007-07-14 09:54:28 AM  
Catch me if you can!
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2007-07-14 10:09:34 AM  
So it is a BIGFOOT WITNESSES convention?
Bring the beef jerky.
2007-07-14 10:33:41 AM  
She said her encounter happened on a road between Cornell and Watson in Delta County, as she was driving to pick up her then-boyfriend.

"I kind of looked and thought it was somebody hitchhiking, and I got closer and said, 'Ooh, my God, that's a big man.'" She described the creature as having arms hanging past its knees and reflective eyes.

Here is a video simulation...
2007-07-14 10:34:59 AM  
It's a sad day when Bigfoot is driving the tourist business. That's right folks; drive through all the 131 construction on the way north and pay the $3.45 gas prices in GR. Maybe the state can make some money and get some bills paid.

/rainy Saturdays get me down.
//want to go to the beach
2007-07-14 10:43:50 AM  
Nice. It's never a good thing to see your home town area on Fark. It only serves to show the world what you already know...that all the people in your town are crazy.

Say ya to da Sasquatch, eh!
2007-07-14 10:48:57 AM  
Thats a +1 Subby.
2007-07-14 11:00:51 AM  
Is it just me or does bigfoot on a scooter look just like Tommy Lee Jones?
2007-07-14 11:07:08 AM  
Messin' wit Sasquatch!

/I hunger for jerky...
2007-07-14 11:36:35 AM  
Subby, you haven't gotten nearly enough props for that headline, yet. I just LOLed right in my Underoos.

/my Batman ones, no less
2007-07-14 11:54:22 AM  
Sometimes, I'm ashamed to be a Yooper.

Quite often, actually.
2007-07-14 12:37:08 PM  
Dude, I linked this twice last month and got shot down, once a link from CNN.

(on the other hand, one of the headlines was gently ripping on fark parties)
2007-07-14 01:50:33 PM  
Nugent has been a Crawford, TX resident for a while. No longer a Michigander. Maybe that's why Bigfoot came out of hiding.
2007-07-14 02:10:59 PM  
The real reason they are looking for Bigfoot in Michigan is because Elvis already moved outstate along with everyone else. Hell, even the migrant workers aren't coming to Michigan anymore. My guess is that if they don't find a Bigfoot we can assume that the Sasquatches have moved as well.

The hardest part about verifying a Bigfoot sighting in Michigan...apart from DNA analysis there is no way to tell them apart from UP women.

2007-07-14 02:21:43 PM  

Well played.
2007-07-14 02:25:01 PM Is it just me or does bigfoot on a scooter look just like Tommy Lee Jones?

Bigfoot? Looks like a squid to me.
2007-07-14 03:44:41 PM  
When I was in college (mid-'90s) I tried to convince some friends that Bob Seger's Like A Rock, from the Chevy commercials, was, in the '80s, originally titled Like Iraq, after Reagan commissioned the song to honor our (at the time) "great ally", Iraq, and that when the full extent of Saddam's evil became public knowledge, the title was quietly changed.

/I think a couple of them actually bought it.
2007-07-14 04:19:43 PM  
Whew. Man am I glad it's illegal to shoot Bob Seger.

He doesn't deserve a quick death like being shot. For ever unleashing "Turn The Page", the single worst song ever recorded in the history of mankind, he deserves a slow, painful, preferably STD-related death.

Just sayin...

I hate Bob Seger, that's all.
2007-07-14 04:33:03 PM  
Do you even want to find Bigfoot? 'Cause you don't act like it. You don't have night vision goggles. You don't have a tracking map. You don't even know how to make a plaster cast out of a footprint. You better shape up, because right now, I don't think you could find the neighbor's dog.

(/Greg Warren)
(/B&T show)
(I'll be going now)
2007-07-14 05:16:48 PM  
If he ever gets out of there, he's going to Kathmandu.

/that's what he's gonna do
2007-07-14 06:56:24 PM  
Mmmm...chocolatey township.

Wait--never mind.
2007-07-14 07:12:58 PM  
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2007-07-14 10:35:34 PM

click 'video' on the bottom right album. triple trouble.

bigfoot lives. and uses mapquest.
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