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		News: Mayor accused of stealing council funds. Fark: So that he could buy women's underwear and a Darth Vader voice distorter (news.com.au)		46
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Hot Carl To Go		2007-07-13 11:27:07 AM

Revenge of the Nerds?

frostbyt		2007-07-13 12:43:21 PM

Send him to jail lwhere black men will have thier way.

Rickenbacker		2007-07-13 12:44:12 PM

Who doesn't want those things?

Bresin		2007-07-13 12:44:23 PM

Darth Shatner?

Is that you?

Xerxes99		2007-07-13 12:45:13 PM

Where's the

tag? This is by far the most creative use of tax payer funds I have ever heard of!

DasDingus		2007-07-13 12:45:24 PM

He puts on womens' clothing, and hangs around in bars.

/he's the mayor and he's ok
//sleeps all night and he works all day

Vertigo688		2007-07-13 12:48:09 PM

DasDingus

Aaaaagh, you farking beat me to it!!!

PirateKing		2007-07-13 12:48:22 PM

I find your lack of faith in the 3rd street repaving project disturbing.

Molavian		2007-07-13 12:49:56 PM

PirateKing: I find your lack of faith in the 3rd street repaving project disturbing.

You farkstick, I just sprayed Mountain Dew all over my desk.

/still laughing

theorellior		2007-07-13 12:50:07 PM

Apology accepted, Councilmember Needa.

toddalmighty		2007-07-13 12:50:30 PM

"dressed as the offending white good"

What the heck does this mean? Kiwis....?

fruitloop		2007-07-13 12:50:34 PM

that picture in the article is a mix between a lolcat and "no you can't have darth vader costume. not yours".

/someone else make it. i are lazy.

Madman drummers bummers		2007-07-13 12:54:53 PM

Luke... I am your mother.

babyROO		2007-07-13 12:55:58 PM

I hate politicians

ankmcfly		2007-07-13 12:56:39 PM

The town of Darwin? How appropriate.

rummhumm		2007-07-13 12:58:30 PM

frostbyt: We get it. We know what you look like now. You're a handsome devil, aren't you?

for good or for awesome		2007-07-13 12:59:05 PM

Your welcome.

Madman drummers bummers		2007-07-13 12:59:13 PM

And now, your highness, we will discuss the location of your hidden rebel base

Heretic1959		2007-07-13 01:00:20 PM

frostbyt : Are you infatuated with this guy or do you hate him? Just curius.

rummhumm		2007-07-13 01:01:31 PM

for good or for awesome: FTW!!

/good jorb.
//To the limit!!

Boris S. Wort		2007-07-13 01:03:16 PM

Was it just me or did anyone else read it was women's underwear with a Darth Vader voice distorter?

How would that work?

The mind boggles.

relmar		2007-07-13 01:03:40 PM

Come on now, how many of us can honestly say we haven't stolen money to buy women's underwear and voice distorters?

TheSilverOne		2007-07-13 01:13:04 PM

See,now I was hoping it was Darth Vader women's underwear. A Vader thong would be beyond hot.

angelicbeef		2007-07-13 01:15:06 PM

this story's a rerun.

/glad it wasn't an optimus prime voice changer.
/sw fruits, pffft

Smellikeacat		2007-07-13 01:16:55 PM

/submitted this ~~with a better headline~~ without recurring to the most abused cliche on Fark.

Xerxes99		2007-07-13 01:20:54 PM

for good or for awesome: Your welcome.

/How did you get ahold of my Dragon-Con picture?

Harriet Vane		2007-07-13 01:21:21 PM

toddalmighty: "dressed as the offending white good"

What the heck does this mean? Kiwis....?

1. It happened in Australia and it's an Australian news link, so I don't see what Kiwis have to do with the price of eggs.
2. Whitegoods are things like fridges, washing machines, etc.

Thisbymaster		2007-07-13 01:26:48 PM

Dammit I can't find a good Tommy boy picture with him talking into the fan.

"Was it this guy?"

carrion_luggage		2007-07-13 01:38:26 PM

Join me, Luke. Together, we can make the installation of wooden benches along the Main Street Corridor a reality.

ejwaxx		2007-07-13 01:43:22 PM

/unavailable for comment

braedan		2007-07-13 01:44:55 PM

For Good Or For Awesome

Your welcome.
What about my welcome?

You're welcome.
Ah, now it makes sense.

Back to the kiddie pool with you.
Take your Star Wars S&M photo album with you.

/leave the pics of Leia in the slave outfit.

zoro1		2007-07-13 01:55:21 PM

"dressed as the offending white good"

What the heck does this mean? Kiwis....?

LOL - for those of you who dont hail from NZ, a 'white good' is a kitchen appliance eg. FRIDGE

carrion_luggage		2007-07-13 01:55:45 PM

Hey, who do I have to fark around here to get a simple amendment to the municipal appropriations bill passed?

zoro1		2007-07-13 01:57:03 PM

FARK - Carrie Fisher was hot in her day - I was too young too notice at the time

braedan		2007-07-13 02:00:01 PM

zoro1
I was too young too...boy...that ship has sailed.

Xerxes99		2007-07-13 02:00:31 PM

In light with the coming "fairness doctrine" I submit this tasteful "Star Trek" picture to balance things out... enjoy!
i59.photobucket.com

for good or for awesome		2007-07-13 02:12:44 PM

rummhumm
Xerxes99
braedan

Thanks a lot. Nothing is better than finding the perfect use for a photo you've been holding onto for years.

fanbladesaresharp		2007-07-13 02:24:02 PM

What's with the ginormous glasses?

xanadian		2007-07-13 02:54:29 PM

I'm having deja vu here or something...haven't I seen this article before?

craigdailytele		2007-07-13 03:22:41 PM

I'm having deja vu here or something...haven't I seen this article before?

You sure have (or at least an earlier article before Darth went to court) but I posted the latest article today under 'follow up' TAG with headline about 'white goods showing up at party' .... but my post was rejected. I guess the editor got to it, but I'm not complaining - he is the editor!

Jack's Smirking Revenge		2007-07-13 03:33:15 PM

He better not run for school board, or this guy will smite his ass.

Link (new window)

craigdailytele		2007-07-13 03:40:45 PM

He better not run for school board, or this guy will smite his ass.

LOL

Do you think this guy is dangerous?

Link

Sleestak loves Hayley Mills		2007-07-13 04:54:29 PM

Ladies undies and a voice-changer?

Yeah, he's getting on the webcam.

mreuther		2007-07-13 05:37:49 PM

Was it really necessary for the photo caption to point out which picture was of the mayor?

some attorney		2007-07-13 09:29:42 PM

Jack's Smirking Revenge: He better not run for school board, or this guy will smite his ass.

Link (new window)

I hereby nominate this guy as the biggest douchebag in the universe!