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		Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you see they will be used to make seat cushions in the 2008 Mustang (jalopnik.com)		61
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markie_farkie		2007-07-12 02:43:23 PM

Quite fitting.. A bean thread is my 200th green!

Limp_Bisquick		2007-07-12 02:47:13 PM

markie_farkie: Quite fitting.. A bean thread is my 200th green!

We'll make sure your 300th green is one about deaf gays...it will be quiet fitting.

Lorelle		2007-07-12 02:51:34 PM

Beans, beans
Good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the better you feel
So let's have beans at every meal

/still stuck on yesterday's "Childhood Songs" thread

jonasborg		2007-07-12 02:53:00 PM

I definitely feel better when I fart.

phlegmmo		2007-07-12 05:14:27 PM

Miso happy.

Madman drummers bummers		2007-07-12 05:14:49 PM

Bean there, done that.

FarkingBastige		2007-07-12 05:15:06 PM

Limp_Bisquick: markie_farkie: Quite fitting.. A bean thread is my 200th green!

We'll make sure your 300th green is one about deaf gays...it will be quiet fitting.

I lol'd!

phlegmmo		2007-07-12 05:16:08 PM

quiet fitting?

Shhh.

DrForrester		2007-07-12 05:16:15 PM

Their next step was to make cars out of shiat, but GM beat them to it.

marzbarz		2007-07-12 05:19:27 PM

FORD= Found on road dead
Ford backwards= Driver Returns On Foot
Ford= Farts on road Deadly

Timmy_McTiggot		2007-07-12 05:19:43 PM

Good.

More soy. More hemp.

Less plastic.

residentamber		2007-07-12 05:21:28 PM

Am I the only one who's first thought was about the absorbtion of the "greenhouse" gasses in my car?

phlegmmo		2007-07-12 05:21:28 PM

Yo soy, so I'm really getting a kick out of some of these replies.

enoble_2000		2007-07-12 05:21:49 PM

I was wondering why Fords stink

Daffydil		2007-07-12 05:22:35 PM

DrForrester-Their next step was to make cars out of shiat, but GM beat them to it.

Oh! BURN! BURN!

Fair_Poopsmith		2007-07-12 05:23:23 PM

Well, beans were a staple of the Israelites....

backdrop69		2007-07-12 05:24:45 PM

Actually Henry Ford was an innovator in the use of soybeans. Ford planted fields of soybeans all around his factories for use in making paints and lubricants. Famed chemist Percy Julian got his start with soybeans which lead to the formulation of paints, lubricants, and cortisone. Many Fords have soybean products in them...its been going on for years. Research it!

kinsineriksin		2007-07-12 05:25:36 PM

phlegmmo: Yo soy, so I'm really getting a kick out of some of these replies.

I see what you did there...

Zuel		2007-07-12 05:27:02 PM

Everyone loves Magical Trevor?

/obscure?

Help-Im-Sober		2007-07-12 05:28:52 PM

marzbarz: FORD= Found on road dead
Ford backwards= Driver Returns On Foot
Ford= Farts on road Deadly

Congratulations, You now owe me a cup of iced coffee, a keyboard, a variety of magazines and envelopes and approximately 2/3's of a roll of paper towels. The first and last line I have heard plenty of times before, but the middle made me LOL

Farkin Right		2007-07-12 05:29:13 PM

phlegmmo: Yo soy, so I'm really getting a kick out of some of these replies.

nice

Egalitarian		2007-07-12 05:30:25 PM

I never heard of soybeans being a culprit behind gas emissions. Do they in fact share the magical powers of Mr. B Natural to bring out the toot in all of us?

OSULugan		2007-07-12 05:31:10 PM

Zuel: /obscure?

Nope, try again.

What did he see, in the parallel dimension?

bolzy		2007-07-12 05:33:02 PM

Blitzer		2007-07-12 05:34:32 PM

/Mumble, mumble...

Maud Dib		2007-07-12 05:35:01 PM

Mustang drivers tend to be the biggest douchebags on the road.
Popped collar frat boys that can't drive por cagada.

puma1505		2007-07-12 05:35:49 PM

I once tooted and blamed it on my co-worker's dog. Sadly dog days at work were cancelled.

/the dog was a handful - dalmation/shepherd mix
//my boss is an asshole
///fart thread anyone?

mypalmike		2007-07-12 05:36:36 PM

Enjoyed the headline, subby.

THE HouseCat		2007-07-12 05:43:04 PM

The seats too you say?
Well well, the more things change.
www.cruelworldcomics.com

/Ford grew the beans right down the road in Richmond Hill

WarpZone		2007-07-12 05:50:26 PM

im feelin pretty good right now, if ya know what i mean...wink wink

/stand back
/thhbbbtttt

FarkinFarker		2007-07-12 05:51:12 PM

Its_Orange_Outside		2007-07-12 05:53:49 PM

Blitzer

terrifying

dryknife		2007-07-12 05:56:03 PM

Only 239 beans in a can of Van Camp's Pork & Beans; one more and they'd be two-farty.

Pesky_Humans		2007-07-12 05:56:44 PM

Great headline subby!

THE HouseCat		2007-07-12 05:56:56 PM

WarpZone: im feelin pretty good right now, if ya know what i mean...wink wink

/stand back
/thhbbbtttt

I believe I understand...

nudge nudge, say no more!

BobtheFascist		2007-07-12 06:00:48 PM

Can't blame 'em for trying. Won't do 'em a damn bit of good though. Every time they try to pander to the eco-friendly they seem to loose more money.

CheezeAnvil		2007-07-12 06:12:49 PM

/didn't RTFA obviously
//something about seat cushion farts?

safeinsane		2007-07-12 06:22:32 PM

Better than beans in your ears, I guess.

boogalooshoe		2007-07-12 06:36:05 PM

F Fix
O It
R Again
D Tony

phlegmmo		2007-07-12 06:43:48 PM

boogalooshoe:
F Fix
O It
R Again
D Tony

"Dang it, Dale."

allegedman		2007-07-12 06:50:45 PM

68 tornio

best ford ever!

phlegmmo		2007-07-12 06:51:49 PM

68 tornio

I believe that's "Torino."

geppetto		2007-07-12 06:58:12 PM

Soy beans don't make you fart. None of you have eaten soybeans as part of a meal, at least not in the form of a picked bean. An ingredient, maybe.

Pinto beans, however...

Tourney3p0		2007-07-12 06:58:44 PM

Maud Dib: Mustang drivers tend to be the biggest douchebags on the road.
Popped collar frat boys that can't drive por cagada.

Inaccurate. The mustang is a chick car.

OMGlookatthat_HUGE_P_HOLE		2007-07-12 07:02:03 PM

As a Texan, that has had to deal with forgetting food in a car in 110 degree weather, I cannot help but think this is going to make for a REALLY smelly Mustang. Trust me, you do not want to smell salad after 12 hours of Texas heat.

netringer		2007-07-12 07:14:55 PM

Soy...lent...green, renewable resource," says technical leader for Materials Research & Advanced Engineering Department.

Omigawd. They found a use for all of the former food execs being executed in China!

mrgromit		2007-07-12 07:17:28 PM

Ford's new ad campaign:

Ford Mustang, now available with fart cushions!

EightPoundBalls		2007-07-12 07:22:43 PM

Baby steps ladies, baby steps.

oldhag		2007-07-12 07:29:34 PM

Lorelle
Beans, beans
Good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the better you feel
So let's have beans at every meal

/still stuck on yesterday's "Childhood Songs" thread

I heard this one as the "the musical tart" not "good for your heart" oh well the point is made nontheless!