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(Local6)   Florida State Rep. Bob Allen (R-andy) arrested for offering to perform oral sex in the men's room (with video)   (local6.com) divider line 296
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2007-07-11 07:05:38 PM  
Nice, I looked him up on the Florida State link from up the thread....
He's sponsored or co-sponsored quite a few Florida bills about teh sexxay times:

2007 HB 1475 Lewd or Lascivious Exhibition
Died in Committee on Homeland Security & Public Safety

2007 CS/CS/HB 41 Sexual Offenses
05/04/07 S Died in Committee on Criminal Justice

2007 CS/HB 269 Lewdness and Indecent Exposure
Died on Second Reading Calendar

2007 CS/HB 531 Internet Predator Awareness
Withdrawn from further consideration

2007 HR 597 Sexual Solicitation and Abuse
Adopted; See also SR 842 (Adopted)

2006 HB 7117 Sexual Predators and Offenders
05/05/06 S Died in Messages

2005 HB 1877 Sexual Predators and Sexual Offenders
05/02/05 Approved by Governor; Chapter No. 2005-28 -HJ 01168


Classy.
 
2007-07-11 07:10:01 PM  
Just to go tangental for a second,

Did anyone else notice what this guy listed under education?

The guy has an AA from Valencia Community college,

As a 25 year old still finishing a BA I've got little room to be snobish, but jebus, where I'm from you need a bachelors to manage a McDonalds.

I can't imagine that college graduates(of the BA+ variety) are in that short of suply in Florida. Did he accomplish some other great feat to compensate for this or something. WTF what gives here?

//Education doesn't imply intellegence, but it can act as a rough guide.
 
2007-07-11 07:10:05 PM  
DAMN IT! WE ALL ARE WAITNG FOR BUSH TO GET A BLOW-JOB SO WE CAN START IMPEACHMENT PROCEEDINGS, But that might be covered under executive privilege.
 
2007-07-11 07:11:48 PM  
When a Democrat acts hypocritically, it's an expensive haircut.
When a Republican acts hypocritically, it's a cheap blow job.

When a Democrat is a terrible president, it's because of a blow job.
When a Republican is a terrible president, it's because of a war.

I don't get why anybody's a Republican, based on their position on blow jobs alone. I mean, if we can't all agree on blow jobs, we can't agree on anything.

I weep for our country.

I weep for our country.
 
2007-07-11 07:12:19 PM  
Some republican politicians hire prostitutes, but other republican politicians ARE prostitutes.

Fixed that for you.
 
2007-07-11 07:12:21 PM  
Darth Lebowski: Well, all the Republican chicks I've been with have been awful at oral sex.

More significantly... they've all been chicks.

Listen all you queer Republicans out there; Come out of the closet and settle down with a nice, cleancut, anti-big-government boyfriend. If you repress yourself just to appeal to the Family Values Base, the cognitive dissidence will drive you nuts and eventually be caught doing something much, much weirder.
 
2007-07-11 07:14:32 PM  
BOwN3D!

Yeah, I got nothin'
 
2007-07-11 07:15:01 PM  
BBB...BUT CLINTON
 
2007-07-11 07:15:26 PM  
Should he have offered to do it in the ladies room?
 
2007-07-11 07:15:43 PM  
The only people who believe the media is liberal are a) so far to the right they're fascist and b) people who have been told their whole lives the media is liberal and are too unintelligent to think for themselves and figure it out.
------------------------------------

Thanks I needed a good laugh today.
 
2007-07-11 07:16:10 PM  
I betcha his kids stop listening to him preach at the dinner table about 'abstinence'. Hahahaha!

I also bet his wife will now start demanding more oral, and more money...to pay the lawyers with.
 
2007-07-11 07:19:46 PM  
1984 is Coming: Who owns a company is irrelevant if the final product is still left-leaning.

i191.photobucket.com
 
2007-07-11 07:22:23 PM  
hiwoman: Farkers, how often are you solicited for gay sex when you go to a public bathroom?
---------------------------

Probably about 10-15 times in my life. FWIW, it's not like they were all molest-y or yelling it out loud or something.

I used to have to drive cross-country a lot and also used to like to swim at Oceans Beach and Missions Beach when I lived in SD.
 
2007-07-11 07:25:03 PM  
The (Central Florida) Rainbow Democatic Club rated him as a
Wicked Witch (worst of the worst) (pops)

Before you use the [Obvious] tag, some Republicans have good ("Glinda") rankings.
 
2007-07-11 07:26:20 PM  
Another stellar week for the Republican party. No wonder Michael Jerkoff is making up terror threats.
 
2007-07-11 07:27:07 PM  
Recent picture of average republican politician !
s191.photobucket.com
 
2007-07-11 07:27:25 PM  
You_Really_Like_Me: According to this article Here
(pops)

It was all "a very big misunderstanding."

So, there's nothing to see here, folks. Let's move along...




From that same article:

Allen was planning to serve as a House co-chair for Senator John McCain's presidential campaign.

Allen said he was drawn to McCain's exemplary record of military and elected service. He also said McCain had a proven ability and track record.


And from McCain's website (new window):

Senator McCain's legislative leadership team in Florida will be co-chaired by state Senators Jim King and Durell Peaden, as well as state Representatives Adam Hasner, John Legg, David Simmons, and Bob Allen.

Man, McCain is not having much luck with his campaign staff lately is he? Is there some ancient Incan curse on his staff or something?
 
2007-07-11 07:28:06 PM  
Farkers, how often are you solicited for gay sex when you go to a public bathroom?

It's really only when I wear certain things: my yellow hat or my overall shorts or my Nickelback t-shirt.
 
2007-07-11 07:29:16 PM  
The bigger the homophobe, the bigger the closet case.
 
2007-07-11 07:33:11 PM  
I don't know what's wrong. I do a lot of driving - a lot of interstate driving - and I frequently stop at rest stops for a piss.

And I've never once had any one solicit me for anything, nor witness anyone do so to someone else.

Maybe I'm just ugly.
 
2007-07-11 07:33:50 PM  
Grandmaster Poopypants

I think of myself as libertarian/independent but I basically vote republican so I'll bite.

I want lower taxes. I want a smaller federal government. I want to end abortion. I'm against affirmative action. I want to stop people from living on welfare and using their children as their paychecks. I support gun rights. Socialized medicine is a terrible idea. I don't hate corporations.

I'm against most of the things that come out of the "religious right" (I basically side with the liberals on sex education in school, evolution/religion in school/courts, gay marriage) but overall, I see putting up with the bad parts of the right as being better than the bad parts of the left.
 
2007-07-11 07:34:28 PM  
I'm waiting for everyone to stop and notice that this isn't just another politician gets caught having a dalliance with a page or some such thing story. A congressman OFFERED to give SOMEBODY ELSE a blow job IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM.

For real?
 
2007-07-11 07:35:14 PM  
Man, McCain is not having much luck with his campaign staff lately is he?

Let's hope he wasn't signing on to be his fundraiser.

/At least not at $20 per pop.
 
2007-07-11 07:38:17 PM  
VictoryCabal: And I've never once had any one solicit me for anything, nor witness anyone do so to someone else.

Thats because you dont send out that "gay vibe" like certain other Farkers Cough FriarTuck Cough...!

i191.photobucket.com
 
2007-07-11 07:39:16 PM  
Prohest Wow, a photoshopped image from family guy mocking me, I now see the error of my ways. At least I'm still smarter than the creationists.

Seriously, based on what you quoted from me... you disagree? If Al Gore bought fox news that would make it a liberal media source even if they keep Bill O'Reilly? How does ownership matter?
 
2007-07-11 07:39:25 PM  
rodeofrog: Farkers, how often are you solicited for gay sex when you go to a public bathroom?

It's really only when I wear certain things: my yellow hat or my overall shorts or my Nickelback t-shirt.


I started wearing a studded leather thong to try to scare them away but it didn't work.

/The Onion
 
2007-07-11 07:44:48 PM  
Prohest: Thats because you dont send out that "gay vibe" like certain other Farkers Cough FriarTuck Cough...!

Nice pic. I LOLD.
 
2007-07-11 07:44:53 PM  
No wonder he's not on the DC Madam's list. ...well that and the fact that he doesn't go to DC.

/as one pedophile said to the other, "May all your problems be little ones" -WS BURROUGHS

//not saying this guy is a pedophile
///am gay myself
////not that there's anything wrong with that.
 
2007-07-11 07:46:17 PM  
1984 is Coming: How does ownership matter?

Ever heard of Rupert Murdoch ??? Thought so..!

Look the whole "Media is biased" thing is really, really lame. Surveys have shown that journalists tend to be right wing on finance & business issues. They are however leaning a little left on social issues. But the margins are fairly small and thus mindlessly repeating that media is biased make you look stooopid.
 
2007-07-11 07:53:40 PM  
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2007-07-11 07:55:02 PM  
And remember boys and girls....ghey guys dont do this kind of shiat in public restrooms, thats all a lie by homophobic straight men. This is not a problem, go back to your scheduled programming.
 
2007-07-11 07:56:40 PM  
Prohest Yes I know who Rupert Murdoch is.... but WHY does that matter? If a person who is vehemently anti-gun is the owner of a company that sells guns... I don't know what other analogies I can use to make my point. Who owns the company doesn't matter jack shiat if the end result goes against that owners personal beliefs. And in the case of Murdoch, I already stated explicity that Fox News is right wing.

As for the media bias in general... look at my previous post where I link to a site containing some surveys showing things like a 3 to 1 preference for kerry in 2004 or that a third of journalists think the second ammendment isn't important.

I wouldn't care that the media is left biased if people would at least admit it. Academia is very leftist/liberal but no one tries to say otherwise so it doesn't bother me. Pretending it's not is burying your head in the sand though and it's dangerous. If you can't tell that people are saying biased things just because you agree with that bias, it shifts your perceptions towards extremism and close-mindedness.
 
2007-07-11 07:57:12 PM  
Farkers, how often are you solicited for gay sex when you go to a public bathroom?

Never. Then again, I never wear a GOP pin on my lapel to give the signal to everyone that that I'm into the buttsechs.
 
2007-07-11 08:00:42 PM  
I want lower taxes. I want a smaller federal government.

Why on Earth would you vote for a Republican then? Haven't you been paying attention?
 
2007-07-11 08:01:46 PM  
Ok...for those of you living in a bubble. Ghey guys often frequent public parks, to use the restrooms for thier unholy and un-natural trysts. I dont know how many times our police dept was called by Joe Public about taking his kid in to whizz...and seeing tony and lance blowing each other. That would be tough to explain to a small child. That's why the park dist took the doors off. That didnt stop them tho, they just kept it up. (sorry). And, if they cant use the restrooms for sex...they will wander down the public paths in the woods, and do it in the middle of the trail.

/just kidding about the unholy part..really dont care.
//park cop for years, tired of chasing those guys out of the park.
///became a fireman.
 
2007-07-11 08:01:54 PM  
Monktime: State senate to spin this to their advantage. Will be used as an appalling anecdote as to why legislators need a pay raise.

"For God sakes, Allen had to suck cack in a john just to make ends meet"


Brilliant!
 
2007-07-11 08:02:39 PM  
1984 is Coming: I think of myself as libertarian/independent but I basically vote republican so I'll bite.

I want lower taxes. I want a smaller federal government. I want to end abortion. I'm against affirmative action. I want to stop people from living on welfare and using their children as their paychecks. I support gun rights. Socialized medicine is a terrible idea. I don't hate corporations.

I'm against most of the things that come out of the "religious right" (I basically side with the liberals on sex education in school, evolution/religion in school/courts, gay marriage) but overall, I see putting up with the bad parts of the right as being better than the bad parts of the left.


But, Dude. They hate blow jobs. BLOW JOBS!
 
2007-07-11 08:07:10 PM  
Confabulat Ya, bush and co suck pretty bad. Obviously he's the religious right conservative, not the fiscal conservative.

Grandmaster Poopypants
I may have missed a memo. This might require further investigation.
 
2007-07-11 08:09:27 PM  
Yeah, a BJ from a Republican politician for $20? All you would really get is the lights turned off and a old, wet wash rag wrapped around you dick.
 
2007-07-11 08:15:20 PM  
9mm_Knight: park cop for years, tired of chasing those guys out of the park.

Just so you know, it's not all of us. A great deal of that activity started before there were bars to go to and it was hoped that once the community really got going it would stop.

That was the theory, anyway.
 
2007-07-11 08:15:25 PM  
1984 is Coming
....... for the media bias in general... look at my previous post where I link to a site containing some surveys showing things like a 3 to 1 preference for kerry in 2004

--- Well then it should be easy to understand this then: Since Bush is the President nincompoop he gets more airtime then all the other politicos, the sad part is, he is the douche that gets all the negative publicity because he is a incompetent nincompoop, that lies, steals, Defrauds the American populace and not to mention cant keep his hands off other peoples countries & Civil Liberties... There ya go, Bush makes it easy to get negative responses from the media (right or left), you see Bush is a victim.
 
2007-07-11 08:16:02 PM  
Yeah, so a few years ago... when I was a college sophomore, I worked for his re-election campaign.

However, I really don't have much more to say about him than that.
 
2007-07-11 08:17:39 PM  
Oral sex? Is that when you just talk about it?
 
2007-07-11 08:19:43 PM  
All I'm saying is if the Dems' platform was "A vote for a Democrat is a vote for getting blow jobs from anyone you want," they would win.
 
2007-07-11 08:26:44 PM  
1984 is Coming: How does ownership matter?


Because editors and owners control the content...
 
2007-07-11 08:29:12 PM  
www.stephenpost.com
 
2007-07-11 08:32:15 PM  
Strange how all of the homosexuals are in the Republican party. I would have thought more of them would be democrat. It's a topsy turvey world these days when the homophobes are democrats and the homos are Republicans. All of this bigger gov't, amnesty, gay sex, and out of control spending by Republicans. I don't know who the hell to vote for anymore, is Perot still around?

I do Feel bad for the guy's kid and wife though.
 
2007-07-11 08:41:41 PM  
Ah, you zany pervert Republicans. When will your immorality end?

bbsnews.net
David Vitter, R- Louisiana
"Hi, I'm David Vitter, Republican Senator from Louisiana, and I tell other people to get married and be faithful. Then, I go cheat on my wife with hookers!"


upload.wikimedia.org
"Hi, I'm self righteous republican Teg Haggard, am head of one of the biggest Christian fundy movements in the nation, and I also suck d1cks!"


www.rlcfl.org
"Hi, I'm another republican politician who likes to publicly condemn homosexuals, and I also like to hang out at mens public restrooms and collect man chowda!"



Support ghey sex: vote Republican
 
2007-07-11 08:56:49 PM  
Good old Republican Party. Proving once again that yes, the biggest homophobes really are closet cases.

Who cares if they are gay? I don't...the lewd & indecent is illegal, and the hypocracy is great.

This would get an Irony tag, but is anyone surprised anymore when these 'family values' Republicans are caught in a scandal?

Only good thing I can say about this is at least it wasn't in the bathroom at the playground. That was actually a bit of a surprise.
 
2007-07-11 09:01:37 PM  
thats gayer than the gayest gay in gay town.. ahh I hope this voting season is friggin awesome and full of everybody getting fired..
 
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