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(Western Daily Press)   Village women up all night thanks to big cock   (westpress.co.uk) divider line 45
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2002-09-06 10:15:11 AM  
"Yeah....hehehe...That's what she said"
 
2002-09-06 10:18:35 AM  
People think roosters are all fun and games until someone gets their eyes pecked out.
 
2002-09-06 10:20:36 AM  
I didn't even read the article and I know what this one's about.
 
2002-09-06 10:20:52 AM  
Where's Colonel Sanders when you need him?
 
2002-09-06 10:21:27 AM  
Heres the solution:


1 (8-lb) capon
4 large garlic cloves, coarsely chopped
2 teaspoons kosher salt
1/2 cup finely chopped fresh cilantro
1 tablespoon pure mild red chile powder such as ground ancho
2 teaspoons ground cumin
3 tablespoons unsalted butter, softened
2 lb medium carrots (16), halved lengthwise and cut into thirds crosswise
1/2 cup water

Accompaniment: red chile sauce (chile colorado)
 
2002-09-06 10:24:11 AM  
I've a neighbor who has a rooster...

*shakes with violent rage


Some days, i tells ya
 
2002-09-06 10:24:24 AM  
Yet another solution

No thanks necessary, I'm just here to help.
 
2002-09-06 10:25:42 AM  
The farmers daughter (64) loved that cock. This is a sad day indeed to take her beloved cock away.
 
2002-09-06 10:26:14 AM  
I used to have cock that stayed up all night. Then I got married.
 
2002-09-06 10:28:27 AM  
"I don't practice santaria"

But in some neighborhoods where they do - there are lots of nasty cocks running around...
 
2002-09-06 10:28:34 AM  
morning wood ...
 
2002-09-06 10:29:33 AM  
Irascible, Jarvis products never cease to amaze me.
 
2002-09-06 10:36:41 AM  
And there was me thinking the article was going to be about a bird.
 
2002-09-06 10:36:55 AM  
Mrs. NoGods was awakened by a large cock this morning too, but she liked it.

(/juvenile comment)
 
2002-09-06 10:40:16 AM  
Was it like this big cock?

[image from laweekly.com too old to be available]


Sorry, it had to be done.
 
2002-09-06 10:41:49 AM  
09-06-02 10:24:24 AM Irascible
Yet another solution No thanks necessary, I'm just here to help.

Holy SHIAT Irascible! How the fark did you find that?

A "Lung Gun"...now THAT is awesome!

Maybe for Christmas...
 
2002-09-06 10:42:38 AM  
Air rifle and one early morning stake out.

problem solved..

Can they hve air rifles in the UK?
 
2002-09-06 10:43:42 AM  
[image from shecaribbean.com too old to be available]
 
2002-09-06 10:44:24 AM  
Son of a! If there is a question mark in the URL, does it not post?

[image from laweekly.com too old to be available]

If it still doesn't work, this is the pic. Damn.
http://www.laweekly.com/images/enlarger/index.php3?iyear=02&inumber=40&iimage= sm40amy1.jpg
 
2002-09-06 10:44:30 AM  
There was a young man called Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
Great tufts of grass
Grew out his ass
and his penis was covered in weeds.

Sorry, it had to be done.
 
2002-09-06 10:45:54 AM  
I love the headline...

Maybe the dingo, awww nevermind...
 
2002-09-06 10:46:51 AM  
A partial list of Jarvis' fine product line...

Bung Droppers - My personal favorite - although I have no farking idea what "Hog Bung" is I now can "Quickly and efficiently cut out butcher hog bungs."

Other items

Bung Ring Expanders
Chitterling Cutters
Dehorners
Feather Picker, Batch
Feather Picking Fingers
Gizzard Peeler
Head Cutter
Head Splitters
Hock Cutters, Poultry
Hog Carcass Splitter, Auto.
Leaf Lard Puller
Lung Gun
Neck Breaker, Red Meat
Neck Breaker, Semi-Auto.
Saws, Neck Bone
Saws, Powered and Acces.
Sealer Clips, Esophagus
Spinal Cord Remover
Stunners, Beef
Stunners, Hog
Toe Web Cutters
 
2002-09-06 10:47:14 AM  
Irascible, better not show that to the S&M crowd. They might get really excited. That thing is just a little scary ...
 
2002-09-06 10:50:27 AM  
Purple Jack- No harm done! That's why I have a weed-wacker named Molly. ;-)
 
2002-09-06 10:53:37 AM  
Best. Headline. Ever.
 
2002-09-06 10:53:38 AM  
Sometimes it takes a village to satiate a cock's needs.
 
2002-09-06 10:54:15 AM  
"it never dawned on me that we would have this rumpus"

umm...
 
2002-09-06 10:56:58 AM  

Minpa:

Yeah, we're allowed air-rifles over here.. just! Various moaning old goats want them banned tho.
 
2002-09-06 10:57:35 AM  
Leeds: I have no answer to that suitable for a family show. I'm out of here. Have a good weekend.
 
2002-09-06 11:01:16 AM  
Thanks Kaka, I gotta wonder what the reaction of the Jarvis IT department is when they keep getting banged from Fark.

Heh heh heh.
 
2002-09-06 11:02:08 AM  
Didn't read the link, liked the headline though...
 
2002-09-06 11:07:28 AM  
Irascible

I looked at the Hog Bung thingee again...and unfortunatley the Bung Ring expander...

Ummmm

I'm eating fish tonight.
 
2002-09-06 11:11:25 AM  
She loves the cock.

/Jay
 
2002-09-06 11:15:03 AM  
Cockerel?!

GIS on "big cockerel":

[image from bbc.co.uk too old to be available]

I'm guessing whatever noise that will make would keep me up, too...
 
2002-09-06 11:38:42 AM  
Put the cornflakes back in the box, Seamus.
 
2002-09-06 11:45:53 AM  
Not too many FARKettes commenting.
Maybe they are too busy with the big cock to bother?
 
2002-09-06 12:23:51 PM  
get rid of the cockerels, and get roosters, the way God intended it to be...
 
2002-09-06 12:47:48 PM  
Village women up all night thanks to big cock

Sign me up. Really. I want in on this.

No, again, I didn't read the article.
 
2002-09-06 01:01:27 PM  
"SHE LOVES MY COCK" (rock n roll by JACKYL)
 
2002-09-06 01:14:28 PM  
Maybe they are too busy with the big cock to bother?
never too busy to not bother a big cock! lol
 
2002-09-06 02:08:46 PM  
KaKa,
Spinal Cord Remover.. We all know how booooring it is to remove those by hand... :)
 
2002-09-06 02:14:34 PM  
Village women up all night thanks to big cock...
So where did Ron Jermey(sp) take his vacation this year?

How many farkers would love to have a woman say that about them?
 
2002-09-06 05:08:54 PM  
"I tried to quieten him at night...
Um, is "quieten" even a word? Must be British.
 
2002-09-06 05:47:48 PM  
Best.Headline.Today (not ever, just today)
 
2002-09-06 08:23:09 PM  
I don't think anyone can top this lovely instrument.

I don't know what you're supposed to do with this thing, but you need to "drop bungs" at your work your job probably s*cks :-)
 
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