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(Dayton Daily News)   Drug dealers sell fake heroin and LSD to fake junkies   ( divider line
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2007-07-11 10:02:27 AM  
So selling fake drugs is a crime meaning selling real drugs is ok? Sweet!
2007-07-11 10:26:59 AM  
I for one, would like to applaud the tireless efforts of the Warren County Prosecutors office and the fine law enforcement here in Warren County Ohio.
Getting these fake drug dealers off the streets and behind bars where they can learn how to commit real crime is what the war on drugs is all about.
Besides, fake dealers just give the honest dealers a bad reputation.

///Dayton Daily News site will almost certainly crash under the weight of Fark
///At the very least they will start requiring registration (the filthy dirt bags)
2007-07-11 10:38:10 AM  
Oce Leonard Pickard and Clyde Apperson were gone, so was the LSD.
2007-07-11 10:53:40 AM  
I've seen placebo
and the damage done.
A little part of it in everyone -
tripping balls
on bits a cocktail napkin
Oh placebo, the damage done.
2007-07-11 10:53:44 AM  
2007-07-11 12:52:29 PM  
Wonder what happens if you take fake drugs?

Are you fine or just suffer the effects because you think you're taking real ones?
2007-07-11 12:52:36 PM  
So, wait, I'm not high?

2007-07-11 12:52:49 PM  
um... how is selling fake drugs illegal? they weren't really selling drugs.

... fark it, it's America, we stopped making any kind of sense a long time ago
2007-07-11 12:53:06 PM  
I always wondered if selling fake drugs was a real crime.
Now I know.
2007-07-11 12:53:10 PM  
It's time for a vacation, all crimes are solved.
2007-07-11 12:53:22 PM  
It's okay. They bought it with Monopoly money.
2007-07-11 12:53:45 PM  
Nice Brap.

I sat on a jury for a case where a guy got busted selling fake crack (made from baby formula at that). In Iowa, that'll get you just as much time as the real stuff.

/Didn't help him that he had the real stuff in his car.
//Or that he decked a couple of cops when it went down.
2007-07-11 12:53:53 PM  

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2007-07-11 12:55:19 PM  
yea i'm sorry, but it is not criminal behaviour to sell fake drugs to people. the people who buy fake drugs from you are retards, and deserve to be taken advantage of.
2007-07-11 12:55:22 PM  
so is it like a wave...or a zone?
2007-07-11 12:55:51 PM  
"I'm So Wasted"

[Sound of crickets. Guy walks across grass]
[Joe:] "Hey pal! How ya doin?"
[M2:] "I'm so wasted, man."
[Joe:] "Yeah, you are, oh ho ho!"
[M2:] "Thanks man."
[Joe:] "It's good party, huh?"
[M2:] "Oh, it's great man."
[Joe:] "Hey that's some good acid, huh?"
[M2:] "Oh, killer man."
[Joe:] "Hey, my pleasure."
[M2:] "I've never been higher."
[Joe:] "Oh ho, you must be freaking out."
[M2:] "Acid's great man."
[Joe:] "It's the best."
[M2:] "Everytime I do acid man, I'm so high."
[Joe:] "Yeah, oh, you must be flipping out right now."
[M2:] "This is the best acid, man."
[Joe:] "What are you seein, man?"
[M2:] "Oh, I, that cloud up there, man."
[Joe:] "Whoa"
[M2:] "It's got a vein in it."
[Joe:] "Oh-Holy Cow! Really!?"
[M2:] "And it's bleeding on me, man."
[Joe:] "It's bleeding on ya? Well watch out!"
[M2:] "Look at my hand, man."
[Joe:] "Yeah?"
[M2:] "It-It's moving, but it's not moving."
[Joe:] "It's not?"
[M2:] "It's still there, but it looks like it's moving."
[Joe:] "Hey, yeah to you it is."
[M2:] "I'm so high."
[Joe:] "Yeah, you must be flipping out."
[M2:] "I'm flipping out off it."
[Joe:] "Hallucinations, man."
[M2:] "Acid..right."
[Joe:] "Hey, I got some news fer ya."
[M2:] "I'm seeing stuff, man."
[Joe:] "Yeah, yer seeing stuff."
[M2:] "RIght."
[Joe:] "Well, that's what happens when you take acid, but you know what?"
[M2:] "What man?"
[Joe:] "Uhhh, that really wasn't acid.
That was just a little piece of paper I ripped off of my notebook."

[M2:] "Wha? It's probly this weed I'm smokin', man."
[Joe:] "Oh, that weed."
[M2:] "That Thai bud, man."
[Joe:] "Whoa."
[M2: Laughing] "Everything's hilarious."
[Joe: Laughing] "That's funny man. Look at that guy."
[M2: Laughing] "That's funny man."
[Joe: Laughing] "Look at that guy's hat man."
[M2: Laughing] "Everything's funny to me, man."
[Joe:] "Right. Hey, how man bones didya smoke? A few joints, man?"
[M2:] "I had about four."
[Joe:] "Whoa, that's a lot of bones to be smokin', man."
[M2:] "The whole thing's man."
[Joe:] "Yeah, you sucked 'em down yerself."
[M2:] "Ain't that hilarious!?"
[Joe:] "You didn't wanna share, didja?"
[M2:] "It was great stuff, man."
[Joe:] "Aww, yeah, hey I got some news on that stuff too."
[M2:] "Hey what man?"
[Joe:] "That's the stuff I sold you, right?
[M2:] "Yeah, right."
[Joe:] "Yeah"
[M2:] "It's funny, man."
[Joe:] "Well, well, uh.."
[M2:] "I'm wasted off it, man."
[Joe:] "Yeah, well that's good. You smoked it, right?"
[M2:] "Right."
[Joe:] "Well that really wans't weed."
[Joe:] "No it wasn't, it was pencil shavings in a bag."

[Joe:] "Yeah."
[M2:] "Well, it's probably this beer.
This beer I'm drinking, man. I must be drunk off it or something.
Ya know, I had about eighteen of them, man."
[Joe:] "Whoa, oh really!?"
[M2:] "I'm just..wasted off 'em."
[Joe:] "That's a lot of beer for a man to drink."
[M2:] "Man, I gotta pea pretty soon, man."
[Joe:] "You didn't dump 'em out in the woods, didja?"
[M2:] " I drank all of them."
[Joe:] "Right, yeah. I saw you..that's good. Hey didja eat today?"
[M2:]"No, I'm on an empty stomach."
[Joe:] "Whoa, you must be ..yea.. extra buzz for you."
[M2:] "..And that's why I'm so wasted off it man, it's like I'm seeing things, man."
[Joe:] "Yeah, you can hardly stand, man."
[M2:] "You should take my car keys, cuz I can't drive, man."
[Joe:] "Right, right."
[M2:] "I can barely walk."
[Joe:] "Hey man, you better open those eyes up, they're half shut."
[M2:] "There's two of you, man. I can't see anymore, man, I'm blind!"
[Joe:] "Right.. I got the beers, huh? I'm the man, right?"
[M2:] "Yeah, you are the man."
[Joe:] "Say it. Say I'm the man."
[M2:] "Yer da man!!"
[Joe:] "Okay, well that beer.."
[M2:] "Yeah?"
[Joe:] "There was no alcohol in that beer."
[Joe:] "That was non-alcoholic.
So..uhh..again, I'm gonna have to bust you on this one.
You're lying."

[M2: Mumbling] "I'll be right back."
[Joe:] "Ok, buddy, you go sober up."
[Walking different directions, gun goes off]
[Joe:] "Oh my God! He killed himself! He killed himself!"
[Runs over]
[Joe:] "Oh my God! You killed yerself, buddy."
[M2:] "Yeah, I'm dead, man."
[Joe:] "Oh my, oh yer dead."
[M2:] "Yeah, I'm dead, man."
[Joe:] "That is awefull."
[M2:] "There's a big white light and everything, man."
[Joe:] "Yeah! Well you showed us all, man."
[M2:] "Oh man, I'm so peaceful here man."
[Joe:] "Yeah, you see anything weird, or.."
[M2:] "My relatives, man, a big white light, and my grandfather's there and.."
[Joe:] "Ooooh, I remember him, he's a good guy."
[M2:] "He's still wearing the same clothes, and.."
[Joe:] "Hey, say hello fer me, huh?"
[M2:] "Hey man, Joe says hi, man."
[Joe: Chuckling] "Right."
[M2:] "It's yeah..My uncle's here and..."
[Joe:] "Right..right.. Hey I got some news for ya. This is so funny."
[M2:] "Yeah? What, man?"
[Joe:] "Yeah, yeah, before you go, up to heaven.
The gun, you killed yerself with, that's the one I sold you, right?"
[M2:] "Yeah."
[Joe:] "Yeah, well that was a cap gun.
So, there's no way you could have killed yourself."
[Joe:] "Yeah, that's right, ok.. I'm going back to the party. Ok, take care."
[Walks back]

[M2: Whimpering and crying] "I'm moving to a different town man."

[Four weeks later]

[Pouring drink]
[M2:] "Oh this beer is great, man.
This tequila is really strong, man.
It's got a worm, and everything in it, man."
[Buffoon:] "farkin' shiat!"
[M2:] "All being in the sun, you're even more wasted.
farkin' shiat is right, man!
I am totally wasted now, man.
I should maybe get an umbrella or something and go in the shade."
[Buffoon:] "I know a guy who can suck his own dick."
[M2:] "Yeah, I know a guy who can do that too.
He's the drummer from Molly Hatchet and one night we had two cases of Southern Comfort, man.
We were so wasted off it.
I'm serious man."
2007-07-11 12:55:54 PM  
I wonder if their defense can be, "but, we didn't sell any REAL drugs, so you can't charge us with distributing illegal substances! Oh, and since it's ILLEGAL to sell REAL drugs, you can't charge us with intent to defraud, since a non-fraudulent transaction would have been ILLEGAL!!!11"
2007-07-11 12:56:20 PM  

this is fark where nothing is obscure
2007-07-11 12:58:12 PM  
You could make a ton of money at Grateful Dead shows selling "perfs" to stoned hippies.

By the time they found out, you were long gone.

/lot lizard, 1980-1991. Paid for my truck and a semester of school.
2007-07-11 12:58:37 PM  
I once allowed a skank to smoke some oregano.
2007-07-11 01:00:00 PM  
more dangerous selling fake drugs than the real deal. Watch yo back baby!
2007-07-11 01:05:08 PM  
I got busted right out of college when I was young and stupid. Was trafficking in fake baking soda. It all worked out though, because it was cocaine, so they let me off with a warning.
2007-07-11 01:06:41 PM  
They're not "drug dealers", they're "not drug dealers"
2007-07-11 01:07:50 PM  
Someone should put a fake cap in their ass.
2007-07-11 01:09:09 PM  
van1ty: yea i'm sorry, but it is not criminal behaviour to sell fake drugs to people. the people who buy fake drugs from you are retards, and deserve to be taken advantage of.

I suspect in a situation like this, the cops were probably tipped off by someone who was angry after these guys sold fake drugs to them. What goes around comes around with things like that.
2007-07-11 01:10:16 PM  
Selling fake heroin will almost certainly end in the death of one or more sellers.
2007-07-11 01:10:32 PM  
Read about this yesterday, and its nothing new.

People dont realize that the Dayton area is massive for the transport of drugs. The I-70 and I-75 interchange are the crossroads for drugs going E/W and N/S.

I lived next to I-70 growing up in the suburbs.. and we'd have drug dogs every week. People got busted with all kinds of things.

Dont even mention the Crack problem in East Dayton, its surreal.

Its quite interesting to watch all the kids on bikes go to the drug houses, pick up their stash, and bike away. Really young kids too. Very scary.

/Lives Downtown
2007-07-11 01:12:11 PM
2007-07-11 01:13:15 PM  
The_Original_Roxtar: "I'm So Wasted"

Now none of us have any quotes to use, since you took them all.
2007-07-11 01:14:44 PM  
Ah, I live in Deerfield Twp., and I'm convinced the cops and such are just extremely bored here since it's a pretty typical boring suburban neighborhood. Just last week I got followed by a cop for a good twenty minutes while I was on my way home from running errands. I had done nothing wrong and got followed for quite some time on the road and then through a Wendy's drive through while I ordered some lunch. After that, the cop pulled me over so he could do a "safety inspection" on my car. What a joke. I'm pretty sure that means, "I'm sure you've done something wrong, I just have to find it!"

I'd really like to move to a different area where stuff actually happens. Boo Ohio!
2007-07-11 01:20:34 PM  
I made $60 one time selling pieces of wax paper to 7th graders as "mad hatter" acid

/I was in 10th grade
//Always been an entrepreneur at heart
2007-07-11 01:21:42 PM  
If they were selling fake drugs than they were fake dealers. No jailtime - case dismissed.

If I were the fake addict buying the fake drugs I'd fake not shooting them in the face.
2007-07-11 01:23:41 PM  
Forgot to mention this. Did you see the names? Jerry Snowden, 26, and Rosanne Wead.

Have you ever done jailtime?
Have you ever done jailtime ... on Wead?
2007-07-11 01:30:33 PM  
FRAUD is still a crime, you know. So even if there were no real drugs, these guys are still guilty of that.
2007-07-11 01:35:23 PM  
LSD junkies?
2007-07-11 01:35:38 PM  
fraud is fraud... it's both lying and stealing all wrapped into one.

Studebaker Hoch

Jerry would be very dissapointed in you, man. Bad Karma!
2007-07-11 01:36:41 PM  
It is illegal to sell fake drugs to.
It is called trafficking in counterfeit narcotics.
2007-07-11 01:37:51 PM  
*blinks* people are ridiculous
2007-07-11 01:39:04 PM  
Know your dope fiend. You will not see his eyes, because of T-shades. But his knuckles will be white from inner tension, and his pants will be crusted with semen stains from constantly jacking-off becuase he can't find a rape victim...
2007-07-11 01:51:14 PM  
this means the pink elephants I've been seeing must be real...
2007-07-11 01:52:14 PM  
Watch out for those "LSD junkies".
2007-07-11 02:00:16 PM  
How do you get charged with felony trafficking for selling a substance that is NOT an illegal drug?
2007-07-11 02:02:02 PM  

Selling counterfeit illegal substances is illegal too.
2007-07-11 02:07:49 PM  
Did some 2C-B over the weekend. Nothing for like 2 hours, on the phone with the guy I got it from about the raise hell.

That's when the walls began to have whirlpools and all the dishes in the cabinet turned into a water color painting. Was told it should last 2 hours, it lasted 6.

Good times. And WTF is an LSD junkie?
2007-07-11 02:09:14 PM  
the reason this is illegal is that you are trying to sell real drugs you just suck at it or are a jerk.
2007-07-11 02:09:47 PM  
One time at a phish show a guy sold me bunk doses. A little while later, I saw him and I followed him around for about an hour until he went into a port-o-john. Once he went inside, I went behind it and tipped the thing onto the door so he couldn't get out, piss and shiate and blue stuff was running everywhere. People looked at me like I was an awful person. I started yelling this guy is selling bunk doses, this guy is selling bunk doses! People started laughing and clapping and then the sky turned purple and cloud hands started coming down after me.
2007-07-11 02:11:00 PM  
funnel cloud:

so now i know who pushed over that porta john!!!
2007-07-11 02:19:01 PM
2007-07-11 02:22:23 PM  
studebaker hoch

You my friend are a real class act.

/Karma's a biatch.
//Watch out
2007-07-11 02:23:32 PM  
Wow. My hometown finally made Fark.
Go Piqua! People who live in Piqua are called Piquads.
Glad I got out.
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