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11325 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Sep 2002 at 7:56 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-09-06 07:59:28 AM  
hey kids! we's eat'n good tonight!
2002-09-06 08:03:42 AM  
They found Abby Normal!
2002-09-06 08:07:14 AM  
they also found it was labeled Abby Normal---Peter Boyle still won't comment
2002-09-06 08:08:11 AM  
"I left my brain in Oslo." just doesn't have the same ring...
2002-09-06 08:08:14 AM  
damn!! asshat king I am
2002-09-06 08:08:22 AM  
Ooops, thats mine. Was wondering where that went.
2002-09-06 08:08:36 AM  
The mind is a terrible thing to taste.
2002-09-06 08:09:42 AM  
What's Harmonia doing in Oslo?
2002-09-06 08:12:56 AM  
2002-09-06 08:13:51 AM  
Anne Uumellmahaye. Or is that Dr. Hhufferrher?
2002-09-06 08:13:51 AM  
Yeah, right. They "found" it. I'd check their fingernails.
2002-09-06 08:14:18 AM  
lets try again

2002-09-06 08:15:45 AM  
Ironbar: Sweet use of the Ministry reference
2002-09-06 08:16:48 AM  
D'oh I'm stupid

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2002-09-06 08:19:00 AM  
Come to think of it, I've never been notified that I have a brain on the way.
2002-09-06 08:19:46 AM  
09-06-02 08:15:45 AM Snuff3r

One of my all time favorites.

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2002-09-06 08:23:12 AM  
'There's a brain on the way in the post'

That would be me.
(sorry, I couldn't resist)
2002-09-06 08:26:46 AM  
I could while away the hours
Conferring with the flowers
Consulting with the rain.
And my head I'd be a-scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.

I'd unravel every riddle
For any individdle
In trouble or in pain
With the thoughts I'd be a-thinkin'
I could be another Lincoln
If I only had a brain.

Oh I could tell you why
The ocean's near the shore
I could think of things I'd never thunk before
And then I'd sit, and think some more.

I would not be just a nothin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain
I would laugh and I'd be merry
Life would be a dinglederry
If I only had brain.
2002-09-06 08:36:31 AM  
Convinced they have leprosy, Bart and Homer seek assistance at the Flanderosa.

Bart and Homer (scratching at the door, very zomibe-esqe): Braaaaaaains, Braaaaaaains

Homer (alone in normal voice): Use your brains to help us...

Homer (zombie-esque once again): ...your delicious brains.
2002-09-06 08:38:58 AM  
Oh, great. Now I'm going to have the Scarecrow's Theme in my head all damn day.
2002-09-06 08:47:37 AM  
That could be mine...they said it was "pickled", and I did go on a "drinking binge" the other night!
2002-09-06 08:56:00 AM  
"What would you do with a brain if you had one?"

2002-09-06 08:56:22 AM  
2002-09-06 08:58:33 AM  
A mind is a terrible thing to waste.....damn that sucks, give me some time here, just getting warmed up...Damn if my head were not screwed on......*sighs*
2002-09-06 08:58:44 AM  

"for Pete's sake, man, this isn't rocket science, it's brain hand me that ice cream scoop.."

"Look at me, I'm Davy Crockett!"

2002-09-06 09:04:02 AM  
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They've found you!
2002-09-06 09:13:57 AM  
The youngsters noted that the package had been addressed to the pathology wing...

Return address: 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., Washington, D.C.
2002-09-06 09:15:57 AM  
Those damn 'black metal' bands handywork, no doubt.
2002-09-06 09:16:14 AM  
was just going to say...anyone ask the president if his head feels a bit lighter?
2002-09-06 09:32:08 AM  
You gonna eat that?

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2002-09-06 09:41:16 AM  
"We get between 50-100 brains a year to examine, from other hospitals around the country."

Getcha Brains! Hot Brains! Maybe they should ship them to
"Brains R Us"

Good thing a stray dog did not have a shackey..
2002-09-06 09:41:56 AM  
Must have been this one.

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2002-09-06 09:53:43 AM  
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somthings wrong with HIS medulla oblongata
2002-09-06 10:30:53 AM  
"the wayward brain"

story of my life.
2002-09-06 11:16:13 AM  
Guy probably ripped his own brain out because he couldn't get the goddamn SCARECROW THEME out of his head...
2002-09-06 11:16:59 AM  
"doctor lost mind, kids find it..."

the problem with pickled brains is that it makes the pickles taste funny...
2002-09-06 11:27:01 AM  
Good rule of thumb when stealing packages:

Don't grab the one addressed to a pathology lab.
2002-09-06 12:24:33 PM  
We need more cowbell here.
2002-09-06 12:34:00 PM  
Most teens find brains in their pants.

I know I did when I was a teenager.
2002-09-06 01:22:20 PM  
Mother to Bill Cosby

"Put your brain back in your head!!!! HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?!?!?!"
2002-09-06 03:10:58 PM  
"Hey! Get your mind out of the gutter!"
2002-09-06 04:47:08 PM  
Norway surrenders
2002-09-06 06:53:57 PM  
"Acting information director Alf Boehler at Ullevål confirmed that the brain was theirs."
Bwaahahahaaa! Ok I stop now.
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