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(AZ Central)   Retired funeral director becomes brothel owner   ( divider line
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915 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Jul 2001 at 12:45 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-07-18 01:05:46 AM  
"The dead one's full again...!"
2001-07-18 01:06:28 AM  
First marquee.
2001-07-18 01:07:08 AM  
Damn, Overlord, you're beating me at every post!
2001-07-18 01:16:46 AM  
sex and death. sex=death. how appropriate.
2001-07-18 02:58:50 AM  
Funny, but not The Onion.
2001-07-18 04:31:13 AM  
Finally, necrophiliacs will have a place to call their own.
2001-07-18 04:31:13 AM  
I want to own a brothel.
2001-07-18 04:40:56 AM  
From one bunch of stiffs to another, huh?
2001-07-18 08:48:07 AM  
"Mr. Moore, why do you only employ British women in your brothel?"

"They remind me of the clients in my last profession."
2001-07-18 10:43:25 AM  
Wanted some head,got sick of screwing the dead.
2001-07-18 10:49:27 AM  
The only problem with necrophilia is having to be so down to earth.
2001-07-18 10:58:01 AM  
The brotha is into the business of naked bodies. Aint nothin wrong with that. Some just smell a little better alive... and then again...
2001-07-18 10:58:49 AM  

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha. Im dyin here.
2001-07-18 11:57:09 AM  
There once was a man named Dave,
Who found a dead whore in a cave.
He took a quick glance,
And pulled down his pants,
And said, "Think of the money I'll save!"
2001-07-18 04:36:40 PM  
i'm just testing my html

second marquee


2001-07-19 02:14:30 AM  
2001-07-19 03:01:18 PM  
I can just hear this guy shouting encouragement to those girls: "Look alive now..."!
2001-07-20 10:51:19 PM  
shiat, that would be pretty funny.
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