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(MSNBC)   "Why do you want to put a clothespin on your nuts? You know why? Because that's what I do for a living." (Second section down)   ( msnbc.msn.com) divider line
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2007-07-10 01:38:54 PM  
That's ballsy.
 
2007-07-10 01:39:04 PM  
Holy farking shiat... gross.
 
2007-07-10 01:40:23 PM  
Good thing he ain't playing a shooting victim.
 
2007-07-10 01:40:25 PM  
Dumbshiat. That's why it's called "acting."
 
2007-07-10 01:40:39 PM  
I *so* thought this was gonna be about Steve-O.
 
2007-07-10 01:42:31 PM  
Now if we could just get him to play a disabled veteran...
 
2007-07-10 01:42:31 PM  
I have a clothespin on my genetalia and I am getting a kick out of these replies - and no one owes me a new keyboard. Wait, what? Nothing to see here, move on and everyone panic. Fark.com
 
2007-07-10 01:42:34 PM  
What's the big deal? As if you guys have never tried it.
 
2007-07-10 01:42:41 PM  
Oh nevermind... it's art.


Probably one of those strange performance pieces...
 
2007-07-10 01:43:17 PM  
A tad extreme. At first I thought this would be one of those boner-prevention methods, like Artie Lange's story about Ace bandaging his package so as not to grow wood during his recent shoot with a chick for "Rescue Me".
 
2007-07-10 01:43:58 PM  
www.thebigpicturedvd.com
Try acting. . . It's much easier!
 
2007-07-10 01:44:28 PM  
When I get up in the morning, I put a clothespin on my balls just like everyone else. But after I put my clothespin on, I make gold records.
 
2007-07-10 01:44:58 PM  
I'd rather put jumper cables on my nuts than go see his new movie.

I can't think of a schlockier POS chick flick.
 
2007-07-10 01:44:59 PM  
Sounds interesting. I like his honesty.
 
2007-07-10 01:45:09 PM  
Doesn't say much about him as an actor. "I had to pretend my nuts hurt, so I hurt them intentionally."

I have an idea. Put your hands on your crotch and wince in pain and fall over. No unnecessary ball pain. He did fantastic in Thank You For Smoking, I can't imagine it takes alot of talent to act out crotch trauma.
 
2007-07-10 01:45:15 PM  
because it is less painful than reading a political thread on FARK?
 
2007-07-10 01:45:20 PM  
FTFA Jessica Alba and I stopped reading.

www.cfox.com
 
2007-07-10 01:45:32 PM  
Is that any crazier than Madonna's rant on the same page? - "Eye contact must be maintained at all times," interviewers were told, according to the London Mirror. "Never look down to check notes - all questions must be memorized or the interview will be terminated."

She and this guy can be sent to the Isle of Batshiat Crackers
 
2007-07-10 01:45:37 PM  
Jessica Alba pain in the balls joke, anybody?
 
2007-07-10 01:45:37 PM  
My nuts hurt just reading the name "Jessica Alba".
 
2007-07-10 01:45:53 PM  
Sounds like something christian bale would do.

i28.photobucket.com
 
2007-07-10 01:47:11 PM  
Travolta says ‘Hairspray’ isn't a gay film
 
2007-07-10 01:48:48 PM  
Clothes pins on the nutz...some girls charge extra for that...
 
2007-07-10 01:48:59 PM  
Method actors do take it a pinch too far.
Oh, stooge, if you have to pinch your nuts to act like it hurts,it's not art, it's life.
Stupid method actors. I have to act drunk in one scene, act like I've been up for days in another and the whole time I'm supposedly never showered for a year.
That'll do 'em a service, they have to stay up for days, get drunk and the whole time smell like a bum.
 
2007-07-10 01:49:24 PM  
www.leenite.org

Acting! Thank yewlllllll!!
 
2007-07-10 01:49:43 PM  
If you put it on slowly enough, you might be ok.

But if you just SNAP it on? Hoooo, dawg!
 
2007-07-10 01:50:34 PM  
"Reporters must put clothespins on their balls while making eye contact and faking a pretentious English accent."

Working with Jessica Alba? Maybe it's the newest substitute for a cold shower. Huminahuminahuminahumina
 
2007-07-10 01:50:57 PM  
If it's a situation where Jessica Alba is making his balls ache, I'm sure he's using the clothespin to prevent an unwanted boner.
 
2007-07-10 01:51:08 PM  
"Real men of genius..."
 
2007-07-10 01:51:21 PM  
My mommy said not to clips on my nuts
Clips on my nuts, clips on my nuts
My mommy said not to clips on my nuts
Cliiiips on my nuuuuts!

/inspiration (new window)
 
2007-07-10 01:52:07 PM  
"I had to pretend that my nuts hurt, so I put a clothespin on my nuts," Eckhart told Men's Journal. "Otherwise, you're just learning your lines and saying them."

If he had told someone to kick him in the groin with steel-toed boots you might have been able to colour me impressed.
 
2007-07-10 01:52:31 PM  
I wonder to what lengths he will go for his acting when he gets cast for the lead role in the "Lance Armstrong story"
 
2007-07-10 01:53:13 PM  
A chimp bit an actor on the set of “Speed Racer”
 
2007-07-10 01:54:50 PM  
I have to laugh anytime a "major" news website says nuts.
 
2007-07-10 01:55:10 PM  
I think he's a little confused, though. Suggesting that there is no art in actually acting, but the art lies in actually making your balls hurt in order to pretend your balls hurt? That, sir, is not art, nor is it acting.
 
2007-07-10 01:55:13 PM  
Wang-hangers?
 
2007-07-10 01:57:22 PM  
FTFA: "Eye contact must be maintained at all times," interviewers were told, according to the London Mirror. "Never look down to check notes - all questions must be memorized or the interview will be terminated."

Well, that might be a good idea for a blow job, but what is it with these people anyway?

Meh.


Oh, BTW: Madonna should quit FAKING quitar solos.

Stupid liberal b*tch. Can't even play guitar w/o faking it...
 
2007-07-10 01:58:13 PM  
fark.pbwiki.com

/approves.
 
2007-07-10 01:59:32 PM  
How can you pretend that balls hurt if you don't know what it feels like? It may seem crazy but they get paid A LOT to do what they do. However, I am surprised that not once in his life did he get hit in the balls somehow.
 
2007-07-10 01:59:36 PM  
Mighty_Dog,

Way to add the liberal cheapshot when talking about Madonna. I dislike her a great deal but I don't have to throw political jargon into it when I call her a coont.

Which she is. Seriously. Stupid whore.

And I still think clipping a cloths pin to your nuts is stupid. Just use a chip clip for farks sake. (penny-arcadetm)
 
2007-07-10 02:00:55 PM  
I am now convinced that the Stanislavski System has killed the art and craft of acting.
 
2007-07-10 02:01:15 PM  
Algolagnia FTW!
 
2007-07-10 02:01:17 PM  
I do that too, but i dont get paid.
 
2007-07-10 02:01:52 PM  
SWEET! I love Madonna

/I kid
 
2007-07-10 02:02:48 PM  
MountainBikingBastard:
I think it's time to step away from Fark for awhile.
 
2007-07-10 02:02:57 PM  
As someone who has looked at a lot of Internet porn, I've seen pictures of people with dozens of clothespins affixed to them. I don't know why people do it or why people would want to see pictures of it, or even what it's called.
 
2007-07-10 02:03:12 PM  
RiverKing:
A chimp bit an actor on the set of "Speed Racer"

Was it Trixie? I only care if it was Trixie. Well, maybe Racer X, Racer X kicked ass.
 
2007-07-10 02:06:17 PM  
Jakevol2:
I am now convinced that the Stanislavski System has killed the art and craft of acting.

BZZZT!! Sorry chief Stanislavsky never said to inflict pain; just to remember the emotional/physical sensations associated with the scene.
 
2007-07-10 02:09:20 PM  
thenateman: As someone who has looked at a lot of Internet porn, I've seen pictures of people with dozens of clothespins affixed to them. I don't know why people do it or why people would want to see pictures of it, or even what it's called.

Same goes for pissing and craping on people. WTF is the deal with that? Is there really some dude (and you gawd dammed for sure know it ain't no chick) that watches a scat video while spanking the monkey?
 
2007-07-10 02:09:41 PM  
Eville: Mighty_Dog, way to add the liberal cheapshot when talking about Madonna.


Ok... what?

Are we talking about the same Madonna? Are there two 'different' Madonnas? Is there a Madonna I don't know about? Does she have a clone?

The one I'm talking about just appeared at a liberal POLITICIAN'S concert and made liberal POLITICAL speeches during the show. Also, she's not exactly a 'mental battleship'. There was also a badly faked guitar solo (which sums up 'global warming' beautifully, BTW).

And my comment is a 'cheap shot'? Hmmm...
 
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