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(Cincinnati Post)   Cincinnati man spraying women with an unknown bodily fluid   (cincypost.com) divider line 31
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2001-07-18 01:39:10 AM
How many bodily fluids ARE there anyway?
 
2001-07-18 02:11:26 AM
"Hey lady, I love you- sspppllluurrrttt! - see?"
 
2001-07-18 02:12:25 AM
WKR-pee In Cincinnati. Boom Boom. Get it? Pee? Fluid? Get it? I'm here all week, people.
 
2001-07-18 02:57:36 AM
Five descriptions given police by victims said he was black; one said he was white. Accounts of his age ranged from the late teens to 40s. Wearing a FARK.com T-shirt!
sounds like Drew?
 
2001-07-18 03:36:13 AM
I think the man is a former 70's porn star, since he is spraying it on their backsides. It does resemble the whole 70's pull out and squirt mentality
 
2001-07-18 04:30:06 AM
"I cut my wrists so I could bleeeeed....

Ssss... sss... I can smell your cvnt!"
 
2001-07-18 06:34:45 AM
Thank goodness for all the sick twisted bastards out there. Everytime I think there couldn't be anything more to surprise me some farked up nut goes out and proves me wrong.
 
2001-07-18 07:02:49 AM
India has the Monkey man, Cincinnati has the "Spunk-y" man!!!
 
2001-07-18 07:06:03 AM
what could you possibly get out of doing
something like this ?? call me small minded,
I just don't see any avenue for excitement here.

maybe I just need to do some field tests.

now where's that atomiser ??
 
2001-07-18 07:52:37 AM
Frksamor: "Spunky man"?


SPOOOOOOOGE!!!!
 
2001-07-18 09:36:57 AM
Serial Sprayer on the loose eh?
Well he obvoiusly thinks he's a cat marking out some property....maybe he'll be impounded or castrated and put out for adoption.
 
2001-07-18 10:44:27 AM
That's. just. gross.
 
2001-07-18 11:43:08 AM
Frksamor: I was thinking the same thing, especially with the varying descriptions.

It sounds like a copyscat crime to me!
 
2001-07-18 01:06:27 PM
Five descriptions given police by victims said he was black; one said he was white. Accounts of his age ranged from the late teens to 40s.

Wow, sounds like they've almost got him nailed down!
 
2001-07-18 01:10:16 PM
Just set up a sting operation with some supermodels, not that hard to solve.
 
2001-07-18 01:50:39 PM
ok I'll add Cincinnati to my "filthy stink holes I'd never want to step foot in let alone live in" list.
 
2001-07-18 02:11:35 PM
The fact that the description of the perp ranges from young to old, to black to white is pretty weird. Almost sounds like the Monkeyman in India.
 
2001-07-18 02:46:20 PM
If its wet, and its not yours, don't touch it.
 
2001-07-18 03:00:17 PM
What you get with no sex education

Actually, it sounds exactly like what happens sometimes on Japanese trains. Except the guy doesn't run away.
 
2001-07-18 03:17:34 PM
The sting operation idea isnt' bad. Just pay a hot chick to walk around for a few hours a day, and find a guy to follow her around watching to see if anything gets sprayed on her ass (most of these guys you won't have to pay, some of them you might actually get to pay YOU).
 
2001-07-18 04:00:56 PM
Russell Crowe licks unknown bodily fluids off of women in Ohio .... France surrenders
 
2001-07-18 04:14:49 PM
Alligatorfred:

"If its wet, and its not yours, don't touch it."

Unless she's cute.
 
2001-07-18 04:31:14 PM
and over 18...
 
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2001-07-18 06:02:47 PM
Alligatorfred: If its wet, and its not yours, don't touch it

That's the best advice I've heard in months.
 
2001-07-18 06:49:42 PM
I lived in Cincy for 12 years--and I enjoyed my time there. FYI, there are probably more chili parlors in the greater Cincinnati area than there are in the entire state of Texas. I've been in Dallas for 20 years. The three chili parlors in the Metroplex have all closed.

But I hope they catch this guy...then send him to Philly!
 
2001-07-18 09:49:36 PM
Cincy is nice, but we've got some weird people around here sometimes.

The local media all refers to this as only a "body fluid". Of course, that leads people to speculate on their own what it is, and I think most reach the same conclusion...
 
2001-07-18 11:11:03 PM
Is earwax a body fluid ??????
 
2001-07-19 06:52:13 AM
"Preliminary tests from clothing in a recent North College Hill attack shows the liquid sprayed was semen or urine"

How prelimiary has a test got to be to tell the difference between urine and semen, for Crissakes?

Test #1: Gargle. Rinse. Repeat.
 
2001-07-19 02:30:41 PM
Is dat Cinci mon sprayin a bit of his pee-pee on ya, or should ya be considerin' the purchase of a blue dress?

Call me for your free readin' now!
 
2001-07-19 05:33:28 PM
I'm glad I came back to read this thread...
One of the funniest ones I've read in a while.
 
2001-07-19 06:00:32 PM
Lymph
 
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