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(OC Register)   19-year old co-ed belies her 4.0 GPA when she rides off with a biker she "met on Craigslist". She later made a call after locking herself in a bathroom and, well, that was 11 days ago so this should all end well   (ocregister.com) divider line 246
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2007-07-06 11:16:10 AM
I've known plenty of brainless and uninteresting people who get straight A's.

I've known plenty of truly intellegent and talented people who get straight A's.

Grades may not be meaningless, but they certainly aren't something to brag about.
 
2007-07-06 11:16:44 AM
mikaloyd Quote 2007-07-06 11:10:49 AM
"They dont call it Orange County for nothing.

/Oranges, they cause Floridism"


Yeah, you're so right, considering this occured in Orange county, California dumbass.
 
2007-07-06 11:19:20 AM
I am a creepy anti social wierdo, and I'm getting a kick out of this thread....
 
2007-07-06 11:22:19 AM
Craigslist? Teen victims are making it too easy any more. In my day, we had to scam them on facebook.
 
2007-07-06 11:22:40 AM
welcome to the oc biatch
 
2007-07-06 11:22:43 AM
jfiscus
I like how they got the "Skinny Puppy" off of his t-shirt & thought he might possibly go by that name. If yall (and the police too) don't know - Skinny Puppy is an industrial music band, that's just one of their t-shirts that he's wearing in the photo.


So basically, 40 year old guys from Chicago can pick up 19 year olds on the internets.
 
2007-07-06 11:24:04 AM
I'm sure we'll ultimately read all about it in the missed connections.
 
2007-07-06 11:24:15 AM
I love craigslist, I have used the site to:

1. find an apartment (twice)
2. buy weed (numerous times)
3. get laid (numerous times, it is surprising when you find out that some of the casual encounter postings in w4m actually are from attractive women)
4. buy a bicycle (twice)
5. sold a computer (twice)
6. organized activities/clubs (numerous)

...never used it to get kidnapped, murdered, or assaulted, though...closest I came was shacking up with some 20 year old PhD student in Cali who turned about to be a child prodigy as well as completely Tom Cruise bat shiat crazy...

/knock on wood
 
2007-07-06 11:25:31 AM
Samsaran: Man this thread is full of creepy anti social wierdos

Welcome to Fark. Here's your helmet, and I think we have thick skin in your size too ...

And it's "weirdos"

/part-time spelling Nazi
 
2007-07-06 11:26:24 AM
anyone been to craiglist.com before on accident? (Note: do NOT visit if you're at work )
 
2007-07-06 11:26:46 AM
GoSurfing: mikaloyd Quote 2007-07-06 11:10:49 AM
"They dont call it Orange County for nothing.

/Oranges, they cause Floridism"


Yeah, you're so right, considering this occured in Orange county, California dumbass.


Floridism: Its not just in Florida, it is everywhere there are dimwits like you surrounded by oranges.

Date many folks from the Craigslist personals lately?
 
2007-07-06 11:27:09 AM
jules_siegel: ...[Edwards] discovered that 12 other children had suffered similar injuries from Sta-Rite drains.

so, you're saying they need to check the pool drains for a co-ed? do they have Sta-Rite drains in mexico?
 
2007-07-06 11:27:46 AM
www.ocregister.com

Would not abduct it...

/would recommend using an astringent
 
2007-07-06 11:27:52 AM
Sorry.

My sympathy well is dry on this one.

She got on a stranger's bike.

I do feel sorry for people who are victemized by predators that stalk them.

Those who invite a predator,not so sorry.
 
2007-07-06 11:28:52 AM
Craigslist: Where the girls are all fake, the guys are all deviants, and the transsexuals are whoever you want them to be.
 
2007-07-06 11:29:18 AM
Maybe he needed some landscaping done!
 
2007-07-06 11:31:13 AM
I could be wrong, but it seems to me that smitty was making a joke about the girl's "intelligence". C'mon - you'd have to be pretty stupid to jump on the back of a stranger's motorcycle to go to another stranger's house party. Don't think anyone's accusing this girl of being a genius or anything.
 
2007-07-06 11:31:21 AM
mikaloyd:To the pole Dick Hertz! Youve got a bite.

Yeah, yeah, I know. My vitriol wasn't for the troll, it was just leftover patriotic enthusiasm from the 4th and disgust at what servile twats are doing to our country.

And if that's the best the detectives can do, then it's this girl should have been rich and white before she went and got all abducted.

Tacgnol made me laff tho.
 
2007-07-06 11:31:28 AM
DulceEtDecorum

How did 2 work out for you? Am short on connections at the mo...
 
2007-07-06 11:31:47 AM
mikaloyd

"Floridism: Its not just in Florida, it is everywhere there are dimwits like you surrounded by oranges."

No, sorry asshole. You are not successful at playing off what you thought was a great post. By that logic, oranges must have originated in Florida. Sorry but oranges originated in southeast Asia, in either India, Vietnam or southern China. Therefore they are the dumbasses. Haha, charade you are!
 
2007-07-06 11:33:03 AM
Samsaran: Man this thread is full of creepy anti social wierdos

Yeah, but this thread was asking for it. It was wearing a long headline...
 
2007-07-06 11:33:34 AM
GoSurfing: mikaloyd

"Floridism: Its not just in Florida, it is everywhere there are dimwits like you surrounded by oranges."

No, sorry asshole. You are not successful at playing off what you thought was a great post. By that logic, oranges must have originated in Florida. Sorry but oranges originated in southeast Asia, in either India, Vietnam or southern China. Therefore they are the dumbasses. Haha, charade you are!


Look if you dont get a joke just say so and someone will explain it to you.
 
2007-07-06 11:34:11 AM
PROOF AGAIN:
One really bad decision > a lot of really good decisions.

I have probably done a lot stupider things, but did not have the bad fortune of running into a bad person at the time. Hope things work out for her and her family.
 
2007-07-06 11:35:31 AM
mikaloyd

The thing is, it is not even a joke. Calling someone stupid because they live in a particular location is stupid. It is quite ironic. My point is, you are the idiot.
 
2007-07-06 11:36:41 AM
GoSurfing: mikaloyd

The thing is, it is not even a joke. Calling someone stupid because they live in a particular location is stupid. It is quite ironic. My point is, you are the idiot.


Your point is on top of your head troll.
 
2007-07-06 11:37:53 AM
I dated a girl who went to San Diego State while I was in Law School. I finished my graduate degree before she was able to finish college and we were the same age.

Hot girls there for sure though!
 
2007-07-06 11:37:58 AM
Tacgnol owes me a new...hold on.

Nevermind, it cleaned up okay.

/LOL'd
 
2007-07-06 11:38:11 AM
GoSurfing:
No, sorry asshole. You are not successful at playing off what you thought was a great post. By that logic, oranges must have originated in Florida. Sorry but oranges originated in southeast Asia, in either India, Vietnam or southern China. Therefore they are the dumbasses. Haha, charade you are!

Actually, pretty much everyone else got that joke.
 
2007-07-06 11:38:50 AM
Is this technoDarwinism in action?
 
2007-07-06 11:40:00 AM
jfiscus: I like how they got the "Skinny Puppy" off of his t-shirt & thought he might possibly go by that name. If yall (and the police too) don't know - Skinny Puppy is an industrial music band, that's just one of their t-shirts that he's wearing in the photo.

Or maybe he had a screen name or email address based on a band that he likes. Like, say, Skinny Puppy.

Far fetched, I know.
 
2007-07-06 11:40:06 AM
Famous Blue Raincoat: What the fark is a "co-ed"??

Long ago, most colleges were men-only, with a small number of women's colleges. Eventually, colleges became "co-educational", mostly with men's colleges allowing women to attend. The women who attended these newly "co-educational" colleges thus became known as "co-eds".

Now it's a generic and somewhat archaic term for a young woman who attends college.
 
2007-07-06 11:41:10 AM
mike_d85

Your post means nothing however, because Charleston, SC is entirely populated by retards and inbreds, so nothing you say can have any actual credibility. Get it?
 
2007-07-06 11:42:20 AM
She must not be caucasian, since I haven't heard a million reports on the news regarding this.

/hopes for the best
//fears the worst
///probably should have read the other comments first
 
2007-07-06 11:42:55 AM
GoSurfing: Calling someone stupid because they live in a particular location is stupid.

Agreed. Thats what they do in Russia.
 
2007-07-06 11:46:21 AM
kobrakai: So she spent 20 minutes on the phone with her friend instead of calling police. I don't think she thought that out very well.

Hell, a four year old is able to call 911 for a happy meal..... some people just fail at life.
 
2007-07-06 11:50:11 AM
theorellior: , the location calls you stupid!

Hahaha. First time I've hit that filter. How's this:

In S o v i e t Russia
 
2007-07-06 11:51:04 AM
In S o v i e t Russia, the location calls you stupid!
 
2007-07-06 11:54:32 AM
DulceEtDecorumEst

I love craigslist, I have used the site to:

2. buy weed (numerous times)


How does one go about doing that?

/asking for academic purposes only
 
2007-07-06 11:54:49 AM
WOW!

I din't know that San Diego State University had courses on housekeeping!

/Who knew!
 
2007-07-06 11:56:51 AM
vanettej: Craigslist: Where the girls are all fake, the guys are all deviants, and the transsexuals are whoever you want them to be.

And everyone is slim, fit, attractive, sexy, drug and disease free. You should be, too!

I have two theories:

[a] Craigslist is a secret society of perfect, petite, athletic women with abnormally large breasts for their frames, and chiseled, successful men -- all who are free of diseases and drugs -- who just can't get laid. As such, if you manage to slip into their ranks and are not one of them, you will be killed.

Craigslist is full of a bunch of liars, fakes, and crazy people.

 
2007-07-06 11:56:55 AM
Gothnet

+1, even though getting there was a bit muddled.
 
2007-07-06 11:57:32 AM
Cap'n Walker:


Buying weed off of Craigslist is easy. Just search through the community, personals(usually casual encounters), using "420" as your search term...pretty easy from there.
 
2007-07-06 11:58:07 AM
well, damn. I didn't know putting (b) in brackets [like I did with [a] ] would bold my last line. HTML for dumbasses... makes me look like a dumbass.
 
2007-07-06 12:00:04 PM
Those dangerous bike guys are soooo sexy, and killy.
 
2007-07-06 12:01:27 PM
DulceEtDecorumEst

Buying weed off of Craigslist is easy. Just search through the community, personals(usually casual encounters), using "420" as your search term...pretty easy from there.

Holy Shiat Batman I tried that and got 196 hits!

/You da man!
 
2007-07-06 12:02:48 PM
fudgefactor7: I am a creepy anti social wierdo, and I'm getting a kick out of this thread site....

Please refer to the Yellowbeard fix above for details.
 
2007-07-06 12:03:09 PM
serpent_sky: well, damn. I didn't know putting (b) in brackets [like I did with [a] ] would bold my last line. HTML for dumbasses... makes me look like a dumbass.

You could have got away clean if you hadnt fessed up.

I just thought you preferred one of your theories over the other.


/stay away from oranges though or you risk losing all html lore.
 
2007-07-06 12:03:13 PM
I dated a chick from online once. Met her in real life, we farked 15 minutes and one bowl of cheeba later. That lasted about 3 days.

I've also banged a chick from SDSU who happens to be hispanic. That one lasted about a week and a half.

Thus I'm really, really getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2007-07-06 12:04:17 PM
Skinny Puppy?!

This guy? NSFW (new window)
 
2007-07-06 12:04:52 PM
Two Dogs Farking: /Donna is now appearing nightly in the Tijuana Donkey Show, with a matinée showing on Saturdays (dark Mondays)

I'd pay BIG money if it was a manatee show.

/not quite as good as dolphin shows but who's to complain?
 
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