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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)   Grand champion duck stolen from county fair. Sheriff suspects fowl play   ( divider line
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908 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Sep 2002 at 12:47 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-09-05 08:24:09 AM  
Case closed.

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2002-09-05 09:04:24 AM  
Oh man...that was such an ingenious article..Why hadn't I thought of that?

2002-09-05 09:33:34 AM  
I feel bad for the duck, but I loved that movie.

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2002-09-05 09:37:09 AM  
Sheriff suspects fowl play

Okay. Own up. Who submitted this? I'd like to boo and hiss at the pun, but I'll wait until I know to whom to direct my hissing
2002-09-05 12:51:51 PM  
2002-09-05 12:51:52 PM  

CAW! Old joke!
2002-09-05 12:52:29 PM  
Someone's totally quackers here.
2002-09-05 12:53:07 PM  
Direct your hissing at the author of the article then.
2002-09-05 12:53:33 PM  
By now I'm sure the duck is known as "Special Combo number 9" .
2002-09-05 12:59:45 PM  
Can we have rimshots with titles, now? Like:

"Grand champion duck stolen from county fair. Sheriff suspects fowl play (buh dum *krsh*)"
2002-09-05 01:00:07 PM  
Stop with the bad puns! you're killing me here!
2002-09-05 01:02:10 PM  
Sounds like sombody got their feathers ruffled.
2002-09-05 01:03:12 PM  
duck eggs....hmmmmmm yummy
2002-09-05 01:03:36 PM  
It was probably a gay man, ohh well, somebody tell me where to go and me and friends will beat him up to a bloddy pulp.

/end sarcasm
2002-09-05 01:04:22 PM  
Might be time to *duck* and cover..
2002-09-05 01:08:00 PM  
Don't shoot the headline submitter.

Just wing 'im.
2002-09-05 01:08:27 PM  
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we all know who's responsible.....
2002-09-05 01:10:27 PM  
My theory that the thief is an agent for Aflac and he needed a stunt double to fill in for the real Aflac duck for future commercial shoots.
2002-09-05 01:25:07 PM  
Quick, someone call Jack Webfoot!

Waddle they think of next?

Hopefully he wasn't some kind of voyeur, we all know what happens to Peking Ducks.

(Sorry if this is all too punful)
2002-09-05 01:27:18 PM  
That pun. Can't find the words.

Anyhoo, I'm sure that duck was delicious. Those are tasty critters.
2002-09-05 01:35:40 PM  
Everybody duck!

2002-09-05 01:37:46 PM  
Headline. haha
2002-09-05 01:40:43 PM  
That hurt my eyes just reading that headline, thanks farkhead.
2002-09-05 01:41:53 PM  
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This man is concerned.
2002-09-05 01:46:28 PM  
He's probably off seeking out undiscovered shipwrecks in the open ocean with Dr. Robert Mallard
2002-09-05 01:59:56 PM  
these comments and that head line are very baaaaaaaaaad. Don't you people feel sheepish?
2002-09-05 02:02:32 PM  
I absolutely love the headline!
2002-09-05 02:49:44 PM  
Wonderful Headline!!
2002-09-05 03:04:41 PM  
"Grand champion duck stolen from county fair. Sheriff suspects fowl play."

Bastard! You miserable bastard!
2002-09-05 03:10:11 PM  
Kojak! Bang Bang!
2002-09-05 03:11:06 PM  
Wow! 2nd time in a month my County gets press on Fark. Cool!! (1st was nude woman driving Porsche) And no, I did not steal the duck, we all suspect a disgruntled AFLAC policy holder.
2002-09-05 03:45:27 PM  
2002-09-05 06:12:41 PM  
*holds head*
2002-09-05 09:19:51 PM  
2002-09-05 10:11:39 PM  
This thread is just quacking me up.
*ducks* eh I mean *runs*
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