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2007-07-03 05:19:47 PM
Here's a video (pops) of him trowing a hissy fit at one of his contempt hearings. Long, but worth the watch.
 
2007-07-03 05:19:58 PM
HulkHands

That's hysterical. I'm going to have to tell my family that.

/we worked on her gubernatorial campaign.
 
2007-07-03 05:20:16 PM
AFarkingTempest
Grand Theft Auto alone will make you pick up a sawed off shotgun and gun down a hooker after you have unprotected sex with her.


Bah, only idiots would do that. Remember kids, always, always practice safe sex before gunning down that hooker with a sawed off shotgun.
 
2007-07-03 05:21:29 PM
Couldn't Thompson be considered a man working to further his own beliefs? Like the guys who sue to get the ten commandments removed from public property?
 
2007-07-03 05:25:32 PM
Heh. I bet Jack Thompson is a furry.
 
2007-07-03 05:25:44 PM
fark him right in his farking eye hole. I hope he gets ass cancer.
 
2007-07-03 05:29:28 PM
Ah. He's THAT guy. Yeah, let him burn.
 
2007-07-03 05:30:56 PM
Knowing Florida, this is prolly the only intelligent thing that will happen this millenium.
 
2007-07-03 05:36:14 PM
pleasuretaco: !under go

Mightah wanna switch to da decaf...or is it de-caff.

/I kid I kid...
 
2007-07-03 05:41:35 PM
I too can say I've been called and threatened by this jackass. Granted, I royally pissed him off before that. I had emailed him asking him to autoghraph a copy of his book I grabbed at half.com - which he did btw. As it happened, he just didn't know I had specific plans for it after it had been acquired.

I gotta say though, I had a hell of a lot of fun at his expense, and a deserving charity got a relatively decent donation out of it.

/video of what happened to the book is on youtube
 
2007-07-03 05:42:43 PM
this man needs medical attention. stop wishing his death.
If the doctors finds out he's sane, then and only then kill him.
 
2007-07-03 05:43:04 PM
For a website that hotlinks to the actual article, Kotaku does a pretty good job of botching their own opinion of what the articles have to say. Sort of painful to see, considering that the website is scrutinized daily in the gaming industry.
 
2007-07-03 05:44:20 PM
Based on the e-mails I've seen this man send I'm suprised his court cases don't involve weighing someone against a duck. I don't think they'll find him crazy like "argh! stab stab stab! grr! blagablaga" foaming at the mouth shouting kind of thing. I think he just does that stuff becuase he's an ass. They're almost garunteed to find SOME kind of disorder though. He does seem to have paranoia if nothing else and I think that could be sufficient to keep him from wasting a court's time.

Really we shouldn't be rooting for him to be disbarred so much as for him to be proven insane. The more religious zealots that get proven crazy or gay or on crack the better a nation we become. It's the message that's wrong, and if it takes photographs of the messanger having sex with a bunny to prove it.. well we can get bunny therapy for that.

This guy makes me type too much.
 
2007-07-03 05:44:56 PM
break99 2007-07-03 05:42:43 PM
this man needs medical attention. stop wishing his death.
If the doctors finds out he's sane, then and only then kill him.


He's already had to undergo psych testing because of the bar once before. He passed. He sued. He won $20K. He constantly goes on about that and being on 60 minutes.
 
2007-07-03 05:46:30 PM
"This is like blaming Frigidaire because you can fit the chopped-up body of a prostitute in one of their freezers."

You can? Which models? WHAT? I'm just asking...
 
2007-07-03 05:48:40 PM
I hope they DON'T disbar him. I hope he continues his drunken tirade against videogames for years to come with continued failure. So long as that incompetent f#@%nugget is spearheading the fight against videogames, everyone will continue to point and laugh at him. It prevents a competent lawyer from taking up the cause and turning heads in Congress and the courts.

Basically, its the same reason I want PETA to continue to be run by wingnuts.
 
2007-07-03 05:49:36 PM
ok, psych eval...wouldn't that fall under 'captain obvious' all things considered. And why exactly has some wonderful gamer come up with a game where Jack Thompson is th hunted?????
 
2007-07-03 05:54:51 PM
Ebruin
"Knowing Florida, this is prolly the only intelligent thing that will happen this millenium."

We do launch space craft out of the earth's orbit quite frequently. I get it, a lot of farkers hate Florida. That's why you are in Kansas or some miserable place and I'm here.

Probably the last "best thing" to happen to Florida were the Marlins beating the Yankees for the World Series in 2003.
 
2007-07-03 05:58:59 PM
Hmm, game idea... Castle Jack Thompson 3D, an ultra-violent FPS, it could work.
 
2007-07-03 05:59:42 PM
i thought it was about FRED Thompson :(
 
2007-07-03 06:00:02 PM
Back in the early 90s, Jack Thompson and I would play Street Fighter II at my dorm at FSU. He would always play Blanca, and try to win by using that electricity thing over and over. Well, that didn't work and I would own him with Chun-Li and it would make him crazy. He would switch to Zangief, Guile, Ken--it didn't matter. I would make him my biatch using that little, giggling, Chinese girl again and again. And, yes, I have to admit it-I would talk a little trash...

One day, after hours of a Chun-Li workover, he was about to lose it. I offered to switch characters, and I went to Dhalsim. Then I proceeded to school him all over again, and he finally cracked. I smacked him with that stretchy double punch and finished his Ryu off. He let out a roar, dropped the controller, and ran out of the dorm room screaming.

That was the last I saw of poor Jack. I didn't realize he was taking it so personally. I hope he's ok!
 
2007-07-03 06:21:12 PM
Khellendros: I hope they DON'T disbar him. I hope he continues his drunken tirade against videogames for years to come with continued failure. So long as that incompetent f#@%nugget is spearheading the fight against videogames, everyone will continue to point and laugh at him. It prevents a competent lawyer from taking up the cause and turning heads in Congress and the courts.

Basically, its the same reason I want PETA to continue to be run by wingnuts.


They will always be spearheaded by crazies. No rationally-thinking human being wants to shove their own ideology down everyone else's throats.

/Now agree with me, before I sue you.
//or drench you with red paint, you fur-wearing, animal-eating son of a biatch
 
2007-07-03 06:21:46 PM
BravadoGT: offered to switch characters, and I went to Dhalsim. Then I proceeded to school him all over again, and he finally cracked.

Well, duh.

YOGA FLAAAAAAAME!

/Yoga firrrrrre....
 
2007-07-03 06:23:09 PM
I don't care if he goes for test, gets disbarred, gets a promotion, I just want him to shut the hell up.

/Still, he'll be the one who gives the best promotion for GTAIV.
 
2007-07-03 06:32:06 PM
 
2007-07-03 06:43:35 PM
All lawers sould be killed including My botherinlaw.
 
2007-07-03 06:51:52 PM
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/258860

this put a smile on my face.
 
2007-07-03 07:09:40 PM
I work in the video games journalism industry, and I watched some of Chris Matthews when Thompson was on. Matthews was the ONLY person I have seen on TV actually question this guy's ideas and motives. I sent an e-mail commending Matthews although I never watch his show, and made sure to make a quick Yahoo account so that Thompson would not sue me should he get his hands on the e-mail. There is no question in my mind he would go after me after reading that e-mail, and it wasn't all that bad when it came to trashing Thompson.

And yeah, I had a lot of respect for Reno when she went on SNL to lampoon herself, but the Thompson story is 99x better.

Thompson apparently vandalized his own Wikipedia account with shiat like this:

"Anyway, what a lovely fiction site [Wikipedia] this is, where fictionalized accounts by biased people of a person they don't even know pass as facts. Bill Buckley once said that you can judge a person by his enemies. If that's true, then I must be one pretty cool dude."

Thompson tried to keep Bully off the shelves before it was even finished. Rockstar brought a copy of the game to the presiding judge and played through about 3 hours of it for him. The case was thrown out of the court right afterwards.

Thompson sent a vicious email threatening to sue Midway after a blogger made a Kombatant that looked like him (in reality, it looked like any other lawyer - but it's intent was indeed to be Thompson.) The Kombatant's style was "Legalise." Midway ignored the letter when it was sent about a year ago, and nothing has come of this since.

He got plenty of air time claiming the VT shooter played Counterstrike, even after the kid's roommate said he never witnessed him "training," let alone playing Counterstrike.

Now if you excuse me, I need to burn all my personal records and mvoe to Arizona so I don't get sued.
 
2007-07-03 07:15:09 PM
I agree with the Penny Arcade guys, too.

Jack Thompson is so farking loony and so outspoken that no one else really wants to speak up, Tipper Gore style, against video games. They are afraid that they will be painted with the same brush. So what happens when he is rendered irrelevant by the Bar and someone who is just as passionate, but with more common sense, takes his place? Then we're farked.

I like Thompson because he's a distraction and a poison pill to those who would regulate video games.
 
2007-07-03 07:15:18 PM
BobtheFascist

What's this guy done? Anyone?

Anyone he paid for maybe.
 
2007-07-03 07:16:51 PM
The Only Good Moran

Man, on the cover of his book he appears to be Jon Stewart with completely grey hair.
 
2007-07-03 07:19:00 PM
No, since the Gators became the first team ever to hold both Football and Basketball NCAA championships at the same time (with back-to-backs in Basketball).
 
2007-07-03 07:31:43 PM
since Ponce de Leon!
 
2007-07-03 07:40:54 PM
What Kind of hookers are we talking here?
cute little thai spinners
or big 'ol nasty Chi town black ho's
 
2007-07-03 07:49:39 PM
Hack Patooey:
Make sure you get the high capacity freezer, though, because a body wont fit in a standard one. I mean, thats what I heard. From a friend. Er, a friend's neighbor. yea....

Not really, I have a standard and it fits a whole body just fine. Of course, you gotta remove a few shelves and break some bones, but after rigor mortis sets in, I've got room for the body and my cole slaw.
/great for picnics
 
2007-07-03 07:52:04 PM
Dingo19
give me doughnuts: Blues_X

You can fit up to 5 in the standard Frigidaire if you don't mind pieces no bigger than your average pot-roast. Although, you may want to reinforce the shelves.

Throw another 'ho' on the barby!

I get up to 10 - 15, but only after a few rounds in the mincer.


Gods, you two are sick.

After all, don't you even properly clean them first? Do you have any idea what kinds of things infest hookers. Think about proper food safety here, people.
 
2007-07-03 08:19:15 PM
The author of the linked story is an idiot, not necessarily the submitter, since he was quoting him. However, quoting an idiot is it's own reward.

The reward, of course, being a green. I really just copy-pasted, and edited from there. The reason why the mistake (or what ever you want to call it) was left in the headline when I submitted it, is I'm lazy, and I don't always proofread the whole headline.

/Not an idiot
//No really
 
2007-07-03 09:32:49 PM
Khellendros: I hope they DON'T disbar him. I hope he continues his drunken tirade against videogames for years to come with continued failure. So long as that incompetent f#@%nugget is spearheading the fight against videogames, everyone will continue to point and laugh at him. It prevents a competent lawyer from taking up the cause and turning heads in Congress and the courts.

Basically, its the same reason I want PETA to continue to be run by wingnuts.


If only MADD followed the same pattern *le sigh*
 
2007-07-03 09:33:24 PM
www.gamingsteve.com
 
2007-07-03 09:37:41 PM
"Florida Bar wants Jack Thompson to undergo psychological testing and accept a 91-day suspension of his law license. Making this the best thing Florida has done since ... um"

Since Florida let the rest of you farking northerners live.

fark THAT shiat! I"M FROM FLORIDA, nubian!
 
2007-07-03 10:43:52 PM
I think this guy is hilarious. He has been telling everyone Janet Reno is a lesbian. I think he has a valid point.
 
2007-07-03 11:20:22 PM
Am I too late to put up this one? (Linky no poppy, HTML-fu is weak.)
 
2007-07-04 12:26:02 AM
Blues_X: This is like blaming Frigidaire because you can fit the chopped-up body of a prostitute in one of their freezers.

Trust me. That's not as easy as it sounds.
 
2007-07-04 01:54:36 PM
I remember when Tipper Gore was going ape shiat about video game violence years ago. Nobody really listened to her then, and nobody is going to take Thompson seriously now.

I remember when Thompson first tried to say The Sims 2 was a bad influence on kids because of the sexual content. I really don't think he played the game, much less realized all the Sims were Barbie dolls.

He is just another imbecile in the ocean of idiots, if everybody ignores him long enough he might go away.
 
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