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2007-07-02 06:24:08 AM  
i139.photobucket.com
 
2007-07-02 06:24:58 AM  
Sports terms such as "football" and "soccer" refer to fighting, while the names of fruits and vegetables substituted for weapons of similar shapes, said Gunaratna, who interpreted "eggplant" as an RPG, or rocket-propelled grenade launcher.

/Takes eggplants back to garden, hides them in a deeeeeeeep hole!
 
2007-07-02 06:29:53 AM  
Bugs Bunny ;)
 
2007-07-02 07:44:57 AM  
I completely agree. Eggplant is an abomination, akin to asparagus and spinach. It and all those associated with it must be destroyed. At all costs.
 
2007-07-02 07:56:49 AM  
Eggplant Wizards, attack!
 
2007-07-02 07:56:55 AM  
Is that an eggtplant in your knapsack, or are you just happy to see me?

/I knew a girl once who could do all kinds of cool things with an eggplant
 
2007-07-02 07:58:54 AM  
"/I knew a girl once who could do all kinds of cool things with an eggplant"

Pics?

\\misses the old fark
 
2007-07-02 07:59:56 AM  
I just had some eggplant last week. what a coincidence.
 
2007-07-02 07:59:59 AM  
I am the eggplant, they are the eggplants. I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob...
 
2007-07-02 08:01:01 AM  
And if you hear someone say "It's a cold day for pontooning", kiss your ass goodbye
 
2007-07-02 08:02:42 AM  
I cant give my GF the pickle anymore?
 
2007-07-02 08:02:59 AM  
i9.photobucket.com
 
2007-07-02 08:08:32 AM  
No wonder they fought so damn hard to keep this out of a real court.
 
2007-07-02 08:11:20 AM  
Um... didn't I see this here late last week?
 
2007-07-02 08:11:34 AM  
Did they get the Windtalkers to break that mindboggling secret code
 
2007-07-02 08:13:28 AM  
 
2007-07-02 08:19:36 AM  
This country suffers from Whopping Kafka
 
2007-07-02 08:20:25 AM  
So does that mean if you send an email to someone about going to watch the football game and then a picnic afterwards, and what is/isn't okay for everyone to eat, then you might now be on the terrorist watchlist and could at any moment be picked up?
 
2007-07-02 08:22:47 AM  
Ned the Wookie

I just had some eggplant last week. what a coincidence.


That's ironic!!!

/Doncha think?
 
2007-07-02 08:23:06 AM  
These prosecutors have got to be farking kidding me.
 
2007-07-02 08:23:07 AM  
Our government is so stupid. One thing they should be clear on is the word 'jihad'. It means 'striving for betterment', which normal peaceful Muslims do not translate as 'killing whitey'.
 
2007-07-02 08:24:38 AM  
That's a delicious pear!

/other bomb/grenade-shaped foods FTW
 
2007-07-02 08:26:00 AM  
The dirty bomb idea has been proven to be unfeasible, the bomb would do far more damage than the dirty, radioactive exposure would be minimal. Yet this guy is still on trial and the media is still hyping the case? WTF? Not only that, but he's now being tried for what he DIDN'T say... in other words, a conversation about ANYTHING can now be used as evidence that you were planning a terrorist attack.

Welcome to a whole new level of stupid.
 
2007-07-02 08:28:17 AM  
they are most likely a terrorist

Uh, so both of them are the same terrorist?
 
2007-07-02 08:29:33 AM  
I deny ever having worn onions tied to my belt!
 
2007-07-02 08:30:57 AM  
Sausage?

/got nuthin'
 
2007-07-02 08:32:00 AM  
Ruta-ba-a-a-ga ruta-ba-a-a-ga ruta-ba-a-a-a ga!

Who could've imagined?
 
2007-07-02 08:32:40 AM  
In other news, the terrorists who attacked Glasgow airport at the weekend have been named by polce.

They are Sinjma Jeepe and Muhammed Zonfaiya ...

I'll get my coat ...
 
2007-07-02 08:33:00 AM  
syrynxx Our government is so stupid. One thing they should be clear on is the word 'jihad'. It means 'striving for betterment', which normal peaceful Muslims do not translate as 'killing whitey'.


Mormal, Peaceful Muslims ?!?!?!?

Ohhhhkaaaaayyyyyy. We read about them in the news ALL the time. They're out there denouncing terrorism and the violence committed in the the name of their religion. OH WAIT, NO THEY AREN'T !!

www.moonbattery.com
 
2007-07-02 08:34:25 AM  
*Chomp, throw, holds ears*

THAT'S A DELICIOUS PEAR!
 
Bf+
2007-07-02 08:36:18 AM  
Damn, I thought my family was planning a 4th of July picnic... Now I know they're terrists.
 
2007-07-02 08:37:07 AM  
spamusement.com

You are SOOOO good to me, Eggplant Mike!
 
2007-07-02 08:39:42 AM  
Wanted for questioning:
www.x-entertainment.com
 
2007-07-02 08:42:06 AM  
"They're out there denouncing terrorism and the violence committed in the the name of their religion. OH WAIT, NO THEY AREN'T !!"

Yes they are. You won't catch that on news-o-tainment though. It just confused the audience.
 
2007-07-02 08:42:43 AM  
*confuses
 
2007-07-02 08:43:22 AM  
poutine, I'm glad that you remembered that the term "shyster" is only reserved for attorneys of the Jewish persuasion.
 
2007-07-02 08:43:33 AM  
My wife is a terrorist! I knew it!
 
2007-07-02 08:46:28 AM  
It's the "RELIGION OF PEACE", yall!!!

However, eggplant in the new C4.

I think it's time to stop playing nice.
 
2007-07-02 08:47:17 AM  
BKITU

Hmm. Eggplant vs Predator?
 
2007-07-02 08:48:35 AM  
Betenoreus Boom
 
2007-07-02 08:54:30 AM  
Obviously, eggplants hate freedom ...

/nothin'
 
2007-07-02 08:56:27 AM  
Duh. Anyone promoting vegetables are terrorist. Moms and Vegans, I'm talking to you!
 
2007-07-02 08:57:49 AM  
One thing they should be clear on is the word 'jihad'. It means 'striving for betterment',

Ooooh, I see... is that what they're all doing in the middle east... 'striving for betterment'... I guess why all those bodypar-- I mean, 'betterment', is always getting 'striven' across the ground at markets :D
 
2007-07-02 09:00:19 AM  
millertrey: "Ohhhhkaaaaayyyyyy. We read about them in the news ALL the time. They're out there denouncing terrorism and the violence committed in the the name of their religion. OH WAIT, NO THEY AREN'T !!"


OH WAIT, YES THEY ARE !!

YOU FAIL
 
2007-07-02 09:02:51 AM  
syrynxx: Our government is so stupid. One thing they should be clear on is the word 'jihad'. It means 'striving for betterment', which normal peaceful Muslims do not translate as 'killing whitey'.

Sure. Everyone knows muslims believe the path to "betterment" involves looking out for the health and well-being of whitey. That whole 'jihad,' 'fatwa,' and 'death to the infidels' crap is seriously over-played and misunderstood by the dumb Western media.

/stupid government...
 
2007-07-02 09:03:59 AM  
Larry: "If the economy is heading into a recession--"
Josh: "No, no, no. We don't ever use that word around here."
Ed: "What word? Recession? ...What should we call it then?"
Josh: "I don't care. Call it a boat show or a beer garden or a bagel."
Larry: "So if it is a... bagel, the Fed thinks it's gonna be a mild bagel."

/obscure?
//gotta love me some euphemisms
///heh... ism.
 
2007-07-02 09:06:42 AM  
"Salatat Bathinjan! Baba ghanoush!"

Yep, That sounds like terrorist talk.
 
2007-07-02 09:06:51 AM  
Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once: the egglant flies at midnight. Meet Santa and Jesus at the picnic. They'll show you the Egg to talk to. Old irons balls wont be able to come on the tour with you, he's sick with couscous. I've said too much...
 
2007-07-02 09:07:07 AM  
how many eggplants does it take to tar a driveway?

One if you slice him/it thin enough.
 
2007-07-02 09:09:48 AM  
home.earthlink.net

The Palestinian version of Veggietails must kick ass!
 
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