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		2 people robbed in cemetary by a shovel wielding maniac (myfoxny.com)		39
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drjekel_mrhyde		2007-07-02 01:03:24 AM

sorry to jack the thread but Chertoff looks like balls without his stash

memilkisyummy		2007-07-02 01:03:34 AM

You spell bad. Boobies?

akimbotoo		2007-07-02 01:04:01 AM

Santa?

memilkisyummy		2007-07-02 01:04:10 AM

Eh, fark.

HomoHabilis		2007-07-02 01:04:26 AM

Pet Sematary?

bobbette		2007-07-02 01:05:41 AM

Buffy's fallen on hard times...

fishsticks		2007-07-02 01:06:20 AM

Mystery Men?

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2007-07-02 01:06:47 AM

Sad to know that he's taken up a life of crime...

cYn21		2007-07-02 01:07:51 AM

But where will they bury the survivo... oh.

SaturnHasWheels		2007-07-02 01:11:47 AM

what happened to the shovel? damn, now i will never go to sleep!!

Pincy		2007-07-02 01:12:10 AM

I've robbed people before so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies

kinuman		2007-07-02 01:12:12 AM

Ach, stay out a' me cemetery!

run4urlife		2007-07-02 01:14:42 AM

cemetery

puh-leeze, subby.

wippit		2007-07-02 01:14:55 AM

Coelacanth		2007-07-02 01:15:48 AM

"They're coming to get you, Barbara."

mikaloyd		2007-07-02 01:17:41 AM

Flushing cemetary?

Thats where I buried my goldfish!

yotta		2007-07-02 01:20:54 AM

Was it Simon Diggery?

AlienOmega		2007-07-02 01:22:41 AM

Lemme guess, dozens of people found dead at the scene?

</got nuthin>

Solty Dog		2007-07-02 01:33:42 AM

MRS. SMILEY: Do you dig graves?

NEIL: Yeah, yeah they're all right, yeah.

Thats an 827		2007-07-02 01:38:19 AM

Ah yes, cemetery robberies a long standing New Orleans tradition

miracledirt		2007-07-02 01:51:05 AM

And how are you feeling, Doug?

Satan_Himself		2007-07-02 01:53:48 AM

Shot at 2007-07-01

Wanted for questioning.

illicit		2007-07-02 02:34:12 AM

submitter: 2 people robbed in cemetary by a shovel wielding maniac

What do they care? They're already dead!
DNRTFA

/try the veal

HumbleGenius		2007-07-02 02:36:55 AM

Have police uncovered a plot?

smadge1		2007-07-02 02:51:31 AM

The Undertaker?

lostcat		2007-07-02 04:26:09 AM

Looks like subby forgot that there's no tar in the cemetery.

/OK, I just made that up.

TheGlasgowKiss		2007-07-02 07:36:32 AM

I went to a cemetary recently to place flowers on my dear departed father's grave. I saw 4 pallbearers walking between the gravestones carrying a coffin.
Two hours later when I was leaving, I saw them again. Still walking between the graves, carrying the coffin...
These pillocks have lost the plot, I thought.

ScottMpls		2007-07-02 08:56:35 AM

Zombies were robbed?

/DNRTFA

jaymanchu		2007-07-02 09:07:01 AM

I came here to say exactly what Coelacanth said, so now I'll just say Boobies!

hrricne		2007-07-02 09:34:29 AM

You'd better bring more than a shovel if you're going to rob me.

GuaWaZi		2007-07-02 09:51:03 AM

Dellamorte is not impressed...

mhesseltine		2007-07-02 10:26:35 AM

Postal 2 anyone

ais_dara		2007-07-02 11:47:04 AM

Mom?

focusonthechart		2007-07-02 12:36:01 PM

Oh, you wielding maniacs.

NaziKamikaze		2007-07-02 01:04:09 PM

GuaWaZi

That took way too long.

/Thank you.

Cyno01		2007-07-02 01:54:18 PM

No kinuman, it was his cousin, Gravedigger Billy.

syrtis		2007-07-02 03:16:14 PM

You are fighting a grave robber zombie

WHAM! BIFF! SPLAT! THUD! SOCKO!

You acquire an item: grave robbing shovel

/KoL
//still looking for Mr Alarm