Canada is one of my favorite cities.

LOL Canada, our home and native land

True patriot love in all thy sons command.

With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!

From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

Canada, we aren't America!

It's Canada Day, eh?

HAPPY CANADA DAY!!!

The sun is no where here in Vancouver. It hasn't felt like summer at all :(

Oddly enough, Lots of Canadians are spending that holiday down here in the US buying stuff to take across the border. The overt attitude of them sneaking stuff back across the border is funny at times. It's like the US is Canada's Mexico.

Candian: Is this (Airsoft gun) legal in Canada.
Me: I have no idea.
Canadian: Meh, I have a copy of the regs in my car, I'll get it across somehow.

I really don't care, they are paying city and state taxes. If they want to buy it and try to take it across the border, that is their problem.

Of course the funniest thing is watching a Canadian count US currency. It never fails, "This money is all the same color, give me a minute." They money has the denomination printed on it in letters and numbers at least 6 times on the bill. How can you miss the big assed "20" on the back of the bill, or the front of the bill for that matter. I can count the seizure inducing Canadian money just fine.

I had one customer remark, "I feel like Pavlov's Dog, they have us trained to go by color up there." THAT one was really funny. The other funny one is the number of Canadians looking for the nearest liquor store.

Anyway, I'm glad Canadians are coming down to spend their money here in the US.

Bored Horde: Canada, we aren't America!

When I moved to Canada, a friend of mine emailed me and (jokingly) ranting about Canada. "Canadians don't do anything besides yell that they aren't American." I replied: "True, but do you know how time consuming and worthwhile that is?"

Crosshair:
Of course the funniest thing is watching a Canadian count US currency. It never fails, "This money is all the same color, give me a minute." They money has the denomination printed on it in letters and numbers at least 6 times on the bill. How can you miss the big assed "20" on the back of the bill, or the front of the bill for that matter. I can count the seizure inducing Canadian money just fine.

Whenever I'm in America, I HATE using your money. There is just no way to quickly distinguish it from other bills. Yah, you can count Canadian money just fine because it's easy to count quickly. You know that blue = $5, purple = $10, and green = $20. Plus dollar bills absolutely suck. I have so many of them I end up throwing them out because they take up space.

Anyway, it's easy to get stuff across the boarder, just don't say you have it and you're fine. I know I've bought stuff in the states that's worth $200+ and never mentioned that I bought it. They never ask. Although the Quebec boarder guards did ask why I would spend about $100 on two t-shirts. They actually spent more time on me that time then anyone else. Hell, they even asked where I was going to stay in Montreal. Never had that happen anywhere else, land nor sea while entering Canada. Oh well.

Cool. According to wiki, Canada takes up more of North America than the USA does. You guys are America!

Why do I get the feeling that this is going to be yet another 'make fun of Canada' thread?

Ah, well. Have at it... while you still can.

Canadian Canuck

Whenever I'm in America, I HATE using your money. There is just no way to quickly distinguish it from other bills.

Look at the number in the corner.
Its called 'literacy', Canatard. In America we're expected to use it.

The thistle, shamrock, rose entwined,
the Maple Leaf forever!

KOOO LOOOK OOK OOOK OOOK OOOK KOOOO!!!

Canadia, The Fifty-First State: Seething Right on Our Northern Border.

Bonne fête du Canada!
~
Happy Canada day!

/Montréaler

Its called 'literacy', Canatard. In America we're expected to use it.

Big words from someone who doesn't even know how to use 'its/it's'.

We prefer to call today Firecracker Day. Or Ethienne Brule Day. Or even Bruno Gerusi Day.

Headin' up to Brightsand.

This'll be my first Canada day not spent at the Thunder Bay Marina drunk outta my tree.

Ahh well, life goes on.



Beer, the holiest of sacraments on this day.

Canadian Canuck Plus dollar bills absolutely suck. I have so many of them I end up throwing them out because they take up space.

It is called a wallet. I'd rather have bills than a pocket full of stupid loonies and toonies jingling around all day.

It's too bad Canada's national anthem doesn't have any words to it (refering of course to the hockey night in canada theme)

;D

right, eh!

American money does have its perks. You can make a nice looking origami t-shirt.

Happy Birthday America's Hat!

Wow. Canada is probably one of the friendlier nations to the U.S., and this thread becomes a pissing match? I have a friend who goes with her husband to Canada about once a month. She comes back with some incredible pics of their cities. Personally, as soon as I've visited St Catherine's St in Montreal, my next stop will be the rest of Canada!

"Big words from someone who doesn't even know how to use 'its/it's'."

LOL. Canadowned!

To critical Americans: George W Bush.

That is all.

Happy Birthday America's Helmet!

FTFY. :)

Stuck in New Zealand on July the 1st means only one way to truly celebrate



Thank FSM my local supermarket imports it...

skinink: Wow. Canada is probably one of the friendlier nations to the U.S., and this thread becomes a pissing match? I have a friend who goes with her husband to Canada about once a month. She comes back with some incredible pics of their cities. Personally, as soon as I've visited St Catherine's St in Montreal, my next stop will be the rest of Canada!

Despite all the friendly jibes, i'd like to think Canada and the US are the world's two closest allies (at least... prior to the Bush era, no denying relations have been frostier as of late, but i'm confident they'll improve once chimpy is out)

When i go to the states, i feel like it's my second home, and many of my American friends feel the same about Canada.

We love you guys down south, eh.

I can't wait until the fourth of July so that I can come on Fark and piss on the American's parade.

Whatever happened to respect?

skinink: Wow. Canada is probably one of the friendlier nations to the U.S., and this thread becomes a pissing match? I have a friend who goes with her husband to Canada about once a month. She comes back with some incredible pics of their cities. Personally, as soon as I've visited St Catherine's St in Montreal, my next stop will be the rest of Canada!

I actually think Canada and the US are like two brothers who are rather different. They fight, jibe and generally don't seem to get along, but when you're in Europe and someone starts America bashing, you stick up for your brother, cause, hey, he's your brother!

Iotonah:
I can't wait until the fourth of July so that I can come on Fark and piss on the American's parade.

Whatever happened to respect?

Too many immature Farkers. Just ignore them. Most decent Americans respect Canada, and vice versa. Just remember... FARK isn't home to decent people

as a "filthy mexico toucher", i salute our neighbors to the north.

your dry humor, attractive strippers, and high alcohol content beer are an inspiration to all who cherish freedom.

Happy Canada Day!
Bonne fête du Canada!

/let there be beer for all on this most joyous holiday!

Happy Canada Day Farkers~! This Torontonian is gonna go hang out at the local park were celebrations are going on, have a couple of beers and hang with friends.

Cheers~!

Happy Canada day, Canada. We like you more than you like us!

Angry Llama


Forget maximum ice , Molson XXX is the beer for high alcohol. Mmmm 7.3% beer.


Happy Canada day eh!

Happy Canada Day to all my fellow canucks. Hope everyone has a great day.

Oh, and tell France "no hard feelings," ok?

What's with all the Canada/USA bashing? Maybe we just don't understand each other very well.

Here are 10 little know facts about my Country:

1. Of all the nations in North America, Canada is the biggest.
2. Motion picture and recording star William Shatner was once born in Canada.
3. We have vast collections of ore in our hinterlands.
4. We have a large wooden nickel in Sudbury, home of Nickelback.
5. Most of the best hockey stars, including Wayne Gretzky and Sergei Federov have been to Canada.
6. The Canadian gal pictured above (Elisha C.) was voted the most beautiful girl in the world for a record 27 years in a row. Rock and Roll star Prince even wrote a song about her.
7. Canadian women smell like Strawberry lip gloss.
8. Canadian men smell like campfires and 2 stroke engine exhaust.
9. Canada is the world's largest manufacturer of broomball shoes.
10. Dr. Phil once considered obtaining Canadian citizenship but was turned back by our Mounted Police.

Crosshair: "I feel like Pavlov's Dog"
A nice thing about that statement is we Canadians know enough about Pavlov and his famous experiment that we can refer to it in everyday lexicon.