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(Fox News)   Your roommate loses his leg in a car crash. You A) send him a get well card, B) ask him if there is anything you can do to help, C) steal his identity and max out his credit cards, or D) 42   (foxnews.com) divider line 31
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further
2007-06-30 04:53:22 AM
Bizarre that someone would have even thought of that. Any person with a functioning moral compass would have simply ransomed the leg.
 
swarms909
2007-06-30 04:58:33 AM
E)
i92.photobucket.com
 
Mighty_Dog
2007-06-30 05:42:03 AM
FTFA: He used the cards at a strip club and to buy a 15-year-old jeep, police said.


That's some smarts for ya'...
 
starsrift
2007-06-30 05:43:39 AM
I'd like to see some freshness to these A/B/C things. The D was a nice start, but somehow, more.

Like: A) Suddenly move out, B) Claim his belongings for him, or C) Steal his identity and max his credit.

/ Meh.
 
Dinkbreath
2007-06-30 05:47:34 AM
C) steal his identity and max out his credit cards
 
Peaves
2007-06-30 05:49:12 AM
Future hint for the A/B/C headlines, make one that goes all the way from A-Z. That might get green-lighted.

/just maybe...
 
praxis44241
2007-06-30 05:49:35 AM
He used the cards at a strip club and to buy a 15-year-old jeep, police said.

That sounds a little creepy. But just a little.

/Never mind, that's really farked up!!
 
gopher321 [TotalFark]
2007-06-30 06:27:12 AM
F) Matt Damon
 
Purple_Jack
2007-06-30 06:27:21 AM
E) Enter his name for an arse-kicking competition.
 
WhyteRaven74
2007-06-30 06:30:08 AM
G) Fark him over and say you always wanted to be the source of a Fark headline
 
snuff3r [TotalFark]
2007-06-30 06:33:07 AM
That's the worst use of "42" i've ever seen.

/DRTA
 
hattarwf
2007-06-30 07:08:57 AM
Giordano, a former Long Island resident, was extradited to New York...

www.clubplanet.com

/i found a picture of the line-up
 
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros
2007-06-30 08:01:20 AM
(H) Fill out a job application for him at IHOP.
 
soy_bomb
2007-06-30 08:04:58 AM
Now the roommate is out an arm and a leg...

/aisle set please
 
No Such Agency
2007-06-30 08:13:33 AM
So what happens in cases like this? The thief probably can't repay much of the money, even if the Jeep is sold. Is the victim on the hook for it, or do the credit card companies have to swallow the cost?
 
wilbret
2007-06-30 08:36:57 AM
Man, I hope the credit card company doesn't have to file bankruptcy. What would it take for them to recoup $22k? .000000000001 Seconds? Or would it take a full .000000001 seconds?
 
zensel
2007-06-30 09:11:23 AM
(I) Light him on fire and attempt to extinguish with saliva and urine but give up and move to South Carolina.

/too wordy?
 
ceremony_1968 [TotalFark]
2007-06-30 09:26:31 AM
G) Hook him up with the drummer for Def Leppard.
 
wslush
2007-06-30 09:52:38 AM
(Z) Make a phone call to Make-a-Wish to get Mr. T to show up at the hospital then max out the credit card on an a titanium super-leg and maybe rent a stripper for an hour for his homecoming, both of which you will payoff yourself.

/ultimate roommate
 
Blazer83
2007-06-30 10:11:59 AM
H) Get him a date with a stripper named "Eileen."
 
sappho.d.beeblebrox
2007-06-30 10:35:27 AM
www.publicartinla.cometeamz.active.com

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: FTW
(H) Fill out a job application for him at IHOP.
 
unclejimbo827
2007-06-30 11:22:40 AM
ceremony_1968: G) Hook him up with the drummer for Def Leppard.

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: (H) Fill out a job application for him at IHOP.

you guys... lol
 
hrricne
2007-06-30 11:31:29 AM
If you have a 47 year old roomate, then your life is felted anyway, missing limb or not.
 
specialmed
2007-06-30 11:58:15 AM
hrricne

have you ever seen the rent prices in NYC and Long Island? Roomates are more common than you think....
 
specialmed
2007-06-30 11:59:28 AM
hrricne


case in point...I rented a renovated 1 car garage for an apartment when I was a medical student 1150 per month....what a f'in ripoff
 
BanzaiKen
2007-06-30 12:27:42 PM
1. Steal Leg.
2. Steal Credit Card
3. Buy Horadric Cube and a Scroll
4. ???
5. Profit! IMMENSELY!
 
EddieMonkey
2007-06-30 12:45:03 PM
BanzaiKen: 1. Steal Leg.
2. Steal Credit Card
3. Buy Horadric Cube and a Scroll
4. ???
5. Profit! IMMENSELY!

Moo
 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark]
2007-06-30 03:30:31 PM
S) CNN.
 
MorphOSX
2007-06-30 04:53:22 PM
BanzaiKen:

i3.photobucket.com
 
Unright
2007-06-30 09:15:52 PM
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: (H) Fill out a job application for him at IHOP.

Bravo.
 
nimeye
2007-06-30 10:38:19 PM
(J) Buy him a prosthetic leg 2 inchches shorter than his old leg.

(K) Give him a new nickname- Wobbly.
 
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