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2007-06-29 01:45:22 PM  
I'm a big fan of Bruce and all, but I just couldn't get through "The Man With The Screaming Skull".
I tried. I really did.

Sorry Bruce.
 
2007-06-29 01:45:49 PM  
All of you Bruce Campbell fans need to check out Bubba Hotep, if you haven't already.

/Not gonna try and explain it.
//Just watch it.
 
2007-06-29 01:45:59 PM  
Cardiaxe: It's a trick.....get an axe.

Don't do it...get an Old Spice.

/ahoy
 
2007-06-29 01:47:13 PM  
AoD was such a good movie. I can't think of another movie that had so many good one liners.

/boomstick!!!!
 
2007-06-29 01:48:40 PM  
You fark off ya patronizin biatch! I'm sick'a yer shiat! I'll lube my own crankshaft from now on. You treat me like a baby again I'll wrap this goddamn walker right around yer head!

/wrong movie, but Bruce none the less.
 
2007-06-29 01:56:45 PM  
I gave my Ho-Tep DVD to my brother. =( I regret that move. But he loves Bruce as Elvis even more than I do.
 
2007-06-29 02:01:17 PM  
Bruce Campbell thread makes my day.

/woodshed
//groovy
///anyone else notice that Evil Dead 2 could have been one big kick ass old spice commercial?
 
2007-06-29 02:03:08 PM  
Doomed 2007-06-29 01:56:45 PM
I gave my Ho-Tep DVD to my brother. =( I regret that move. But he loves Bruce as Elvis even more than I do.

I have to say, that movie kicked way more ass than I thought it would. It had some real pathos in it. That and Ozzie Davis as JFK was hysterical.
 
2007-06-29 02:05:39 PM  
I once cut off my hand with a chainsaw, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2007-06-29 02:09:32 PM  
Soon, every letter will be an "-Mart"


Behold, the chain known as H-Mart:

img519.imageshack.us
Shot at 2007-06-29
 
2007-06-29 02:10:16 PM  
I thought they already HAD merged. Last year, times were a bit tough around the holidays. I got me a Sears credit card so I could get some Christmas presents and such. Right afterward, I found out the KMart takes Sears cards.

That really saved my arse too. Because you can get some misc. food items, and other such type things there...

I thought that was pretty cool.
 
2007-06-29 02:21:52 PM  
durbnpoisn: I thought they already HAD merged. Last year, times were a bit tough around the holidays. I got me a Sears credit card so I could get some Christmas presents and such. Right afterward, I found out the KMart takes Sears cards.

That really saved my arse too. Because you can get some misc. food items, and other such type things there...

I thought that was pretty cool.


The companies merged back in '04 (ish) this is an article about physically placing a sears store inside a K-mart.

Also, good job on buying your food at 22% interest.
 
2007-06-29 02:26:01 PM  
Any of you Bruce fans ever see this one? The DVD transfer is terrible, but it's still a Coen Bros/Bruce must-see:
www.c7nema.net
 
2007-06-29 02:34:17 PM  
Lest we not forget:

"Name's Ash. Housewares."
 
2007-06-29 02:43:43 PM  
i175.photobucket.com
 
2007-06-29 02:52:19 PM  
skinink: The location of evil:

lol, I live five blocks from there... that pix is from Juarez, Mexico
 
2007-06-29 03:06:01 PM  
what? no love for the Jack of all Trades show? Brisco county Jr gets love... but not the Daring Dragoon?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_of_All_Trades
 
2007-06-29 03:08:58 PM  
Ahoy.
 
2007-06-29 03:13:46 PM  
C'mon, guys. You need to do the whole thing.

Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This...is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?!?
 
2007-06-29 03:15:27 PM  
img74.imageshack.us
 
2007-06-29 03:22:45 PM  
img74.imageshack.us
 
2007-06-29 03:28:14 PM  
WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!?!?!
 
2007-06-29 03:40:19 PM  
The first thing I thought of was smrt cat. Then again the Evil Dead reference went over my head. I'm not even cool enough for Fark. *hangs head in shame*

/Necktie.
 
2007-06-29 03:58:54 PM  
Wenchmaster 2007-06-29 01:45:49 PM
All of you Bruce Campbell fans need to check out Bubba Hotep, if you haven't already.

/Not gonna try and explain it.
//Just watch it.

Bite the **** ***** of Osiris!

Seriously, great movie.


Having some armor from AOD at home#1....
 
2007-06-29 04:13:59 PM  
I know that Sears and K-Mart are pretty much the same thing for about 3 years now...but what is the point of now saying there is a Sears inside...WTF. Isn't that like picking up a box of Nike Shoes...I already know what the F is inside. I guess they are putting shoes inside the shoes just to make sure I'll get it...

/apparently missing something
//under the Walmart spell
/// slashies/// (just to make sure you know I was using them
 
2007-06-29 04:19:40 PM  
YoSheesh

We Kill All Sizes
 
2007-06-29 04:57:00 PM  
idsfa

shaunroot.net
 
2007-06-29 05:25:38 PM  
o/~ Now we honor the Necronomicon.
Now we honor the Necronomicon.
Now we honor the Necronomicon.
Now we honor the Necronomicon with our very own special DANCE! o/~


How the hell do demons do their very own special dance?
 
2007-06-29 05:51:04 PM  
i123.photobucket.com

DO WANT!

i123.photobucket.com
 
2007-06-29 07:49:13 PM  
*ahem*

Klaatu barada nikto
 
2007-06-29 07:51:03 PM  
Rusty McSukit : I know that Sears and K-Mart are pretty much the same thing for about 3 years now...but what is the point of now saying there is a Sears inside...WTF. Isn't that like picking up a box of Nike Shoes...I already know what the F is inside. I guess they are putting shoes inside the shoes just to make sure I'll get it...

Because up until now you couldn't buy Sears merchandise in a K-Mart. The companies merged but the brands remained separate. K-Mart looked like a K-Mart, Sears looked like a Sears.

Now you have an actual Sears store taking up a portion of a K-Mart store.

It's like how Tim Horton's owns Wendy's, but not all Wendy's have a Tim Horton's in them....if that helps.
 
2007-06-29 08:29:07 PM  
jimmyego: The arrow points to big savings!

BRILLIANT.
 
2007-06-29 08:29:57 PM  
img.villagephotos.com

From the movie "Stacy". You cannot make this sort of thing up.

/yes, it is called the "Blues Campbell's Right Hand 2"
 
2007-06-29 09:35:48 PM  
The MFF vs. The Evil Dead
(pops)
What's That on your face?
 
2007-06-29 11:28:23 PM  
I SLEPT TOO LONG!!!!!

/alternate ending
 
2007-06-30 12:20:55 AM  
krakon, try as I might I can never get that greenlit in the Video page. (Oh, you bastards / Oh, you little bastards / You... dirty... BASTARDS!)

Someone please do that, that video is AWESOME.

er, GROOVY.
 
2007-06-30 01:14:27 AM  
Sears moves inside KMart to spark sales


EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
 
2007-06-30 01:17:32 AM  
S trifecta in play?
 
2007-06-30 02:07:45 AM  
i've actually met Bruce Campbell and I have a pic of us together. I should really scan it cuz no one believes me.

/it was at the U of Michigan
//Bruce is from Michigan
///though he went to Michigan State
 
2007-06-30 02:30:33 AM  
Why oh why wont Freddy vs Jason vs Ash ever get made? :(
 
2007-06-30 06:32:25 AM  
Ksup: the first evil dead rocked one of my fav horror movies eva


Right on. You'll never look at a #2 pencil or vines the same after that movie.
 
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