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(CNN)   World Trade Center, Your Proposals: a giant yellow weiner   ( divider line
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17818 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Sep 2002 at 9:26 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-09-04 09:28:47 AM  
Uh, no, I'm using that.
2002-09-04 09:28:53 AM  
Definately close the public toilets in there!
2002-09-04 09:30:07 AM  
I still like the idea of using the material from the Kabba in Mecca to make bathrooms in the new WTC.
2002-09-04 09:30:11 AM  
Doesn't CNN look at these things? Sheesh...
2002-09-04 09:30:29 AM  
Would that be the new World Trade Center or the new World Porn Center?

I vote for pr0n.
2002-09-04 09:30:38 AM  
Let me just say: WTF?
2002-09-04 09:30:41 AM  
"Tell me about your mother..."
2002-09-04 09:30:59 AM  
You should look at the other ones. They're just as bad.
2002-09-04 09:31:25 AM  
pfft, mines bigger.
2002-09-04 09:32:12 AM  
I like it, except it should look more like a hand with the middle figure raised, pointed towards Mecca.
2002-09-04 09:34:27 AM  
They should put a fountain on top fot the full effect.
2002-09-04 09:34:35 AM  
How about a plain black obelisk.
2002-09-04 09:34:49 AM  
It looks a little inflamed from the incision for the vasectomy.
2002-09-04 09:35:03 AM  
Little Jaime seems to have some issues....
2002-09-04 09:35:48 AM  
There should probably be a lot more shrubbery around the base.
2002-09-04 09:35:59 AM  
Uhm...whas that made by an adult? I looked at the picture and was thinking that it must have been drawn by a fouryearold or something, but the description was to adult for that. I'm scared.
Not of the picture of course, just in general.
2002-09-04 09:37:02 AM  
This is what happens to kids who are keeping that time with Uncle Jake "their little secret".
2002-09-04 09:37:40 AM  
I think it is perfect.
2002-09-04 09:38:48 AM  
1. That kid stole the "..arcs are strong structures.." theme from the VW Beetle commercials.
2. 3 arcs?
3. It's an angry penis. Don't believe me? Look again- it's spitting.
2002-09-04 09:39:08 AM  
[image from too old to be available]

This one sent in by a Mr. R. M. Donald.

Hmmm . . . want fries with that memorial?
2002-09-04 09:39:31 AM  
The state of Florida would sue, since it would be seen as an attempt to remove the title America's Wang from Florida, and move it to New York
2002-09-04 09:39:53 AM  
I wonder if it's circumcised or it just has the foresking pulled all the way back.
2002-09-04 09:39:55 AM  
i agree with you , wickedragon.....
on both counts
2002-09-04 09:40:29 AM  
Hah, that link provided the first laugh of the day for me.
2002-09-04 09:41:02 AM  
I know people are dumb and all, but I'm pretty sure this is a joke. Friends as I used to draw pictures such as this and send them to the "kids corner" type of thing on our local news station and they would always show them. Good times.
2002-09-04 09:41:12 AM  
Signed, Charles M. Schultz
2002-09-04 09:41:31 AM  
i like this one:
[image from too old to be available]
2002-09-04 09:41:43 AM  
what? no fountain on the roof?
2002-09-04 09:42:02 AM  
Man, If i had a nickel for every giant yellow weiner that I have seen....Well, I would have 10 cents.
2002-09-04 09:45:55 AM  
I think Rifter's on to something. When I was living in Minnesota I sent a drawing of an angry twister catching a cow and a trailer home. They showed it and thought it was cute and even commented on the twister's angry face. Good times indeed.
2002-09-04 09:46:11 AM  
Where did all the grass come from?
2002-09-04 09:46:18 AM  
It should just become a park IMHO.
2002-09-04 09:46:23 AM  
[image from too old to be available]

Florida's Capitol

Exactly how could this design have gotten through even a cursory review? *sigh*

2002-09-04 09:48:04 AM  
It's got my vote.

lol @ Baldactor
2002-09-04 09:52:35 AM  
Dont you guys get it? It looks like a penis!
2002-09-04 09:53:43 AM  
This was probably drawn by an adult to purposely look like a kid drew it. They are probably laughing their ass off right now too.
2002-09-04 09:54:13 AM  
A "monumental" structure, without a doubt. Does it shrink when it gets cold?

Can you imagine the ironworkers local #69 on the jobsite for 4 years? Would they give or receive catcalls?

Imagine the size of the elevator shaft. How'd you like to wash the windows?

Too many jokes. Too little time...
2002-09-04 09:54:58 AM  
Thats some big flag and flag pole to!
2002-09-04 09:56:03 AM  
[image from too old to be available]
I can't believe I just did this.
2002-09-04 09:56:05 AM  
/insert Austin Powers riffs here

"It looks like a giant..."

"Wang! Pay attention!"
2002-09-04 09:56:09 AM  
Uh, Chemmie... I think everyone was tactfully avoiding that conspicuous fact to perpetuate the joke, because the subtlety was the funny part.
2002-09-04 09:56:48 AM  
look at the other submissions. Apparently, Springdale Home for Mentally Handicapped Adults had some busy little beavers is the drawing room.
2002-09-04 09:57:06 AM  
Wonderful! I liked the rim tip and the spike. Comparable to most high school bathroom grafitti that I have seen but with a splash of color. Maybe a white lazer shoots from the top too. Genius never sleeps.
2002-09-04 10:01:59 AM  
There should probably be a lot more shrubbery around the base.

I'm still LOL. Thanks Baldactor. I needed that to start my day.
2002-09-04 10:04:05 AM  
The World Trade Center, Mark II:
Ribbed for her pleasure.
2002-09-04 10:08:21 AM  
The design has sound structural elements. The architect, Mr. P.P. Stick said, "I woke up one morning, and the idea was just 'right there'... I had some other ideas while in the shower, but they kind of went down the drain - I knew that the morning would give me some new ideas."

A tourist in the area, Mr. Tom Anderson was quoted as saying, "Uhhhh!!! I don't want to see THAT!..."
2002-09-04 10:08:38 AM  
It's Tommy Lee!

(Get it? Giant weener? Yellow? No? Sigh.)
2002-09-04 10:10:05 AM  
i can't even begin to describe the howling peels of laughter coming from all the people i showed this too .
they think you ( we ?) farkers are funny as hell :)
2002-09-04 10:10:36 AM  
Yeah I agree with Rifter. I think this has to be intentional. Even the most dim-witted child would see the resemblance.
2002-09-04 10:11:30 AM  
On the 27th Page, Pic 17. What the WTC would look like if made from shiatty clip art.
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