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(Some Guy)   Let whoever among us who has never shot at houseguests then passed out in the driveway cast the first stone   ( divider line
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3872 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Jun 2007 at 7:23 PM (9 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2007-06-27 03:10:40 PM  


2007-06-27 04:41:24 PM  
Dammit. Rules me out.
2007-06-27 05:01:29 PM  
He was just doing his imitation of Phil Spector.
2007-06-27 06:04:45 PM

"No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle"
2007-06-27 07:26:33 PM  
We call this activity "Tuesday" at my house.
2007-06-27 07:27:33 PM
I don't have Photoshop but this guy's face is begging to have spray paint around the mouth...
2007-06-27 07:27:44 PM  
I recommend rock salt.
2007-06-27 07:28:49 PM  
Does it count if it was a pauntball gun?

/ never mind
2007-06-27 07:31:08 PM  
May I cast the second stone then?
2007-06-27 07:32:00 PM  
Meh, that's called Thursday night around here.
2007-06-27 07:32:12 PM  
Well, I kinda passed out after the first few shots, so, does that count?
2007-06-27 07:33:10 PM  
The media needs to investigate the possible links between this event and anabolic steroids. It's the responsible thing to do.
2007-06-27 07:39:03 PM  

Rock County sheriff's deputies secured the perimeter of the residence at 1:19 a.m. and found Fanning in his driveway.

So, why doesn't CTU consult with the Rock County Sheriff's department to learn how the hell to secure a perimeter!!!11!111! When these guys secure a perimeter, they do it right!11!!!
2007-06-27 07:40:37 PM  
Great headline subby

2007-06-27 07:44:05 PM  
Nice headline, I lol'd.
2007-06-27 07:46:19 PM  
Well, how else are you supposed to start a cult?
2007-06-27 07:53:22 PM  
NewportBarGuy Dammit. Rules me out.
Rats, me too. Charlestown, RI, 1984.
2007-06-27 07:58:35 PM  
Another reason not to hang at 50 Cent's crib.
2007-06-27 07:59:49 PM  
Was he screaming something about shins and "fiddy men" at the time?
2007-06-27 08:06:10 PM  
/drops rock on the ground
2007-06-27 08:11:54 PM  
Does the bow I used instead of a gun count?
2007-06-27 08:26:43 PM  
"Nice throw, Todd"

/Stupid Flanders
2007-06-27 08:39:48 PM  
For rburp:
2007-06-27 08:52:40 PM
2007-06-27 09:01:08 PM  
2007-06-27 09:02:45 PM  
Does it count if I shoot at them with my penis?
2007-06-27 09:11:13 PM  
Do Jarts count?
2007-06-27 09:26:57 PM  
Shotgun not me?
2007-06-27 09:28:17 PM  
Odd that this would happen in HARMONY TOWNSHIP.
2007-06-27 09:33:44 PM  
In my case, it was really more the front yard than driveway.
2007-06-27 09:39:49 PM  
2007-06-27 09:45:58 PM  
"Dammit mother, sometimes you really piss me off!"

/old joke?
2007-06-27 10:33:05 PM  
Uh, I'm in Florida.......
2007-06-27 10:50:00 PM  
2007-06-28 01:46:10 AM  
Best... headline... ever! Had to just sit and bask in it for awhile.
2007-06-28 02:10:12 AM  

Best... headline... ever! Had to just sit and bask in it for awhile.

Wow. You are easily amused, aren't you.
2007-06-28 01:57:12 PM  
The stone is cast.

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