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(American Chronicle)   Illegal alien captured in North Dakota, on video. Complete with antenna and spiral thingy. Fark: Local authorities want to build missile defense shield for concerned cattle   (americanchronicle.com) divider line 75
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2007-06-26 04:54:41 PM
From TFA: When you view the film you may have to adjust your TV settings! Just the brightness should do the trick. The film starts out at a certain point from the original tape! It runs for about 15 minutes with just one strange thing happening when there is a sudden movement inside my blankets and I do some strange moaning!

...and then the story gets weirder.

And there's NO VIDEO IN THE STORY!

/ I call shenanigans
 
2007-06-26 04:55:28 PM
"It runs for about 15 minutes with just one strange thing happening when there is a sudden movement inside my blankets and I do some strange moaning! [...] The strange moaning I do with a sudden jerk in the blankets is about 11 minutes in!"

Hmmm...
 
2007-06-26 06:00:42 PM
crypticsatellite: Hmmm...

My thoughts exactly
 
2007-06-26 06:01:02 PM
dojak.net
 
2007-06-26 06:03:10 PM
Was that article written by Borat?
 
2007-06-26 06:03:12 PM
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2007-06-26 06:04:04 PM
Strange movements under the blankets, moaning and sex toys?

That's a typical Friday night at my place.
 
2007-06-26 06:04:33 PM
crypticsatellite: "It runs for about 15 minutes with just one strange thing happening when there is a sudden movement inside my blankets and I do some strange moaning! [...] The strange moaning I do with a sudden jerk in the blankets is about 11 minutes in!"

Hmmm...


The alien was snake-like, emerging from under the blankets, and then it spit at me.
 
2007-06-26 06:04:42 PM
That has to be the best video of nothing I have evar seen. Check it out if you haven't already!
 
2007-06-26 06:05:03 PM
OMG! Why does every sentence end with an exclamation point! This is so BS!

/I HAVE NO IDEA WHY HE IS YELLING EVERYTHING!!!!!!
 
2007-06-26 06:05:39 PM
FTFA: "Many years ago I was heavily involved with the American Association of Variable Star Observers, The Royal Canadian Astronomical Society of Canada."

Royal Canadian Astronomical Society of Canada? Did they NEED to throw Canada in there twice? Jeez.

Also while I am here, I would like to point out that Ontario, Canada is still going through a wave of UFO sightings, especially in June things picked up dramatically. I haven't checked the count on reports coming out of Ontario, but they are certainly high in count.

Is this true, Canadians? Are you being invaded? In numbers that defy counting?

...all my work that was typed up on my computer got lost because I just minimized it and told my wife about it but she still found a way to lose it for me! I will have to do everything all over again and I am drained right now!

Lol.

Classy website.
 
2007-06-26 06:05:47 PM
no video, no story
 
2007-06-26 06:06:31 PM
DIRKA DIRKA WHERE'S THE FENCE DIRKA
 
2007-06-26 06:07:17 PM
Oh, yes... super intelligent lifeforms traveled light-years to molest an insane, semi-literate moron in North Dakota who ends every sentence with an exclamation point.

CAN"T WAIT FOR THE VIDEO
 
2007-06-26 06:08:26 PM
i have never seen a video like that and i never will.
 
2007-06-26 06:09:07 PM
I want the damn video. I want to beleive, but all I see for evidence is craap.
 
2007-06-26 06:10:14 PM
alhazred wins teh thread
 
2007-06-26 06:11:52 PM
...all my work that was typed up on my computer got lost because I just minimized it and told my wife about it but she still found a way to lose it for me! I will have to do everything all over again and I am drained right now!

"Hey Margaret! My work is minimized!"
"Is that like when the dog food company downsized you all the way to Percy's Bar?"
"No! My computer work is minimized. Don't go on ebay until I say so."
"You aint keeping me from my beenie baby bidding"
Clickety click...
 
2007-06-26 06:12:33 PM
 
2007-06-26 06:12:35 PM
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2007-06-26 06:13:55 PM
www.medaloffreedom.com

"I am intrigued by the possibility of sax with hot green chicks . . .""

\fan of Trek
\\Knows Kirk's a player
\\\Hates the game
 
2007-06-26 06:16:47 PM
The most amazing non-video I've ever not really seen! Cool!
And the exclamation points!
I agree with Fuel13!

MAYBE HE'S REALLY EXCITED!!

/Shenanigans!
 
2007-06-26 06:18:01 PM
"There's wildlife in these ponds."
 
2007-06-26 06:18:42 PM
Certainly not an Englishman in Newyork
 
2007-06-26 06:20:18 PM
IrishRover

where can we see the vid? it's not on the article.
 
2007-06-26 06:21:05 PM
I got two words for ya: KOO KOO!
 
2007-06-26 06:21:15 PM
zoomddy: "I am intrigued by the possibility of sax with hot green chicks . . .""

\fan of Trek
\\Knows Kirk's a player
\\\Hates the game



i8.tinypic.com
Hot green chick
 
2007-06-26 06:23:47 PM
If you click through the link to this guys page you can enter a UFO report. Mention strange movements and moaning a lot.
 
2007-06-26 06:26:31 PM
www.imagehoop.com
 
2007-06-26 06:26:45 PM
Im pretty sure this is just a ploy by North Dakotans to convince what we call "Californians", not necissarily from California, that our state is full of crackpots and that they should stay away. Much like what Montana tried with the Freemen and the Unibomber.
 
2007-06-26 06:27:53 PM
except for the part where those guys actually existed........... and would kill you
 
2007-06-26 06:28:28 PM
I feel so bad for whoever posted the street lamp picture asking what it was. And MikeyMoops for posting, "I work for the U.S. Mint. Therefore I am getting a kick out of some of these replies." You are now both notorious. We all do silly things on the internet when drunk, but I am yet to do something to cause me to create a new identity.
 
2007-06-26 06:29:25 PM
I live about an hour from Dickinson and believe me! This kind of thing happens a lot here! I have entities jump from my head into spiral things all the time!

I have also jerked under my covers and moaned! Sound always go with things that happen to me!
 
2007-06-26 06:32:34 PM
Useless without flicks
 
2007-06-26 06:33:07 PM
I moaned as I read that article, but for different reasons.
 
2007-06-26 06:34:10 PM
As I read the article I moaned also! But for different reasons!
 
2007-06-26 06:35:52 PM
shiat. Disregard the post of your choice.
 
2007-06-26 06:37:39 PM
Nothing to see here...it's a street lamp.
 
2007-06-26 06:38:53 PM
Its no fun being an illegal alien

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2007-06-26 06:39:05 PM
Tramanth: Disregard the post of your choice.

May I disregard this one?

/wait, what?
 
2007-06-26 06:40:31 PM
I was going to post a comment but all my work that was typed up on my computer got lost because I just minimized it and told my wife about it but she still found a way to lose it for me! I will have to do everything all over again and I am drained right now!

\Bullplop
 
2007-06-26 06:40:32 PM
mtylerjr

Just an FYI...
The official name is "Royal Astronomical Society of Canada" or "RASC". Quite a good organization, with yearly star parties and the ability to loan telescopes to members...
 
2007-06-26 06:41:00 PM
StuffMeSidewaysWithALargeMexicanCactus

Yes.
 
2007-06-26 06:43:17 PM
i22.photobucket.com

"Who do you have to probe to get a Chardonnay around here? How about this guy under a blanket?"
 
2007-06-26 06:44:00 PM
North Dakota supposedly is the least visited state by vacationing tourists. Coincidence? I smell a conspiracy, perpetuated by The Man.

Evil(tm) Evolutionist
 
2007-06-26 06:50:58 PM
Bwhahahahah, this is great, not only is my Mom living in Dickinson, but so is my little brother, little sister, 2 nieces...AND my girlfriends grandparents. This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.
 
2007-06-26 06:56:12 PM
I find that Anal probes cause hemorroids, Damm Illegal alien
 
2007-06-26 07:01:54 PM
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2007-06-26 07:02:06 PM
The enchanted highway draws in the aliens apparently.
 
2007-06-26 07:05:43 PM
"I tried to get it on DVD but failed!"

Yes, you did indeed FAIL!
 
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