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2002-09-03 12:59:30 PM  
After the OJ thing, they can fry the biatch for all I care. It's not like there's any justice in the court systems anyways.
 
2002-09-03 02:07:53 PM  
Um...true-dat or something...

_SyN
 
2002-09-03 02:43:51 PM  
They should sentence her to letting me lick her niapples for a few hours.
 
2002-09-03 02:44:23 PM  
Canned goods and clothing donations wanted for Winona....
 
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2002-09-03 02:44:29 PM  
I'd hit it. That is all.
 
2002-09-03 02:45:00 PM  
Another star whining about not being allowed to exist above the law. Fark her. I hope she gets the chair.
 
2002-09-03 02:46:24 PM  
Shoplifter or not, ever since I saw Girl, Interrupted I've been in love with Winona. Period. I'd hit it so much my pocker would fall off.
 
2002-09-03 02:47:18 PM  
Hollywood stars and their vices. Truely American icons.
 
2002-09-03 02:47:38 PM  
I think people that feel the need to post their names after each comment should be incarcerated.
 
2002-09-03 02:47:46 PM  
She should be charged more severely (assuming she's guilty). Anyone with her money and resources who steals just for kicks should sit in jail for as long as humanly possible.

But lacking that, I'll go with Ididntdoit "niapple" idea.



Niapples?
 
2002-09-03 02:47:48 PM  
Alrighty. She's charged much more severely than other celebrities. How do her charges compare with a "mundane"?
 
2002-09-03 02:48:34 PM  
Pocker?
 
2002-09-03 02:48:50 PM  
I'm all for non-traditional sentencing like Ididntdoit has suggested. But I'd like to see her join TLC as the new Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez. Nic: Winona "White One" Ryder.
 
2002-09-03 02:49:05 PM  
Oh! My heart aches for her
Beetlejuice is when I fell
But I'm no stalker

Say what you want 'bout
Hot models and new starlets
For me, Winona
 
2002-09-03 02:49:05 PM  
Ididntdoit
They should sentence her to letting me lick her niapples for a few hours.


haha. You mean nipples right?

I'd go much further though.
 
2002-09-03 02:49:11 PM  
Kinda like Martha Stewart. I mean, of course she sould be punished, but they're obviously being harder on her than anyone else with similar offences. (Cheney for one)
 
2002-09-03 02:49:33 PM  
Let her be prosecuted in Saudi Arabia.

*thok*
 
2002-09-03 02:50:24 PM  
All that is needed for her is a severe tongue lashing.
 
2002-09-03 02:50:36 PM  
First the Police came for the Movie Stars; and I didnít speak up because I wasnít a Movie Star. Then they came for the Rap Stars; and I didnít speak up because I wasnít a Rap Star. When they came for the Recording Artists I didnít speak up, because I wasnít a Recording Artist. And when they came for the people who were getting 15 minutes of fame I didnít speak up because I was not in the spotlight. Then we all lived happily every after . . . THE END.
 
2002-09-03 02:51:15 PM  
As one of our Dutch comedians once said:

"Taxes are raised,
deductions are cut
prostitution is declared illegal...

Sure, lay it all on the artists!"

Making an example out of someone is always more profitable when that someone is a celebrety.

I especially liked this: "a grand theft charge paired with both burglary and vandalism charges". Why not add conspiracy to terrorism as well? Is it just me and my overly liberal Dutch @ss that find the American justice system a weeeeeee bit over the top?
Seems to me that a lot of courts are somewhat h0rny on media-attention.

(ooooh I'm gonna get hell for this)
 
2002-09-03 02:51:35 PM  
And you're all over Martha Stewart niapples, Scarneck?
 
2002-09-03 02:52:16 PM  
Tarvuz
HAHA! Agreed.
 
2002-09-03 02:52:30 PM  
this falss in the "i'd hit it" column
 
2002-09-03 02:52:32 PM  
There must be balance to the Force!

If Alan Iverson gets indicted for murder and is allowed to turn himself in whenever he wants and throws a big party, then someone, somewhere has to get sent off to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison for something stupid.
 
2002-09-03 02:53:21 PM  
alexdelarge -

Niapples seemed more SFW (actually I liked the sound of it).
 
2002-09-03 02:54:51 PM  
"Television show documents that Winona Ryder was charged much more severely than non-celebrities who committed the same crimes"
"Well, fark me gently with a chain saw."
-Heathers
 
2002-09-03 02:54:59 PM  
Well, LacksSocialSkilzz, you've got to remember that this isn't just any "American Court", it's a courtroom in the People's Republic of California (PRC), so there is some outright screwiness there.
 
2002-09-03 02:55:39 PM  
NewsTalk:
Pocker?


See headline down about four or five links. The one about the man with pot in his undies.
 
2002-09-03 02:55:44 PM  
I'd hit it. Often.
 
2002-09-03 02:56:16 PM  
Shoplifting in cases like this are really weird. She can afford to buy whatever she wants, yet she steals it. Strange. I could see if you were hungry and stole some food or something. But if you're rich and steal it's almost like you want to be caught. Or a way to get high. People get high on shopping - same thing?
 
2002-09-03 02:56:58 PM  
I especially liked this: "a grand theft charge paired with both burglary and vandalism charges". Why not add conspiracy to terrorism as well? Is it just me and my overly liberal Dutch ss that find the American justice system a weeeeeee bit over the top?

It's a California courtroom. California is one of the most overly liberal places in the world.
 
2002-09-03 02:58:34 PM  
Someone had to post it!
 
2002-09-03 02:58:42 PM  
Niapples? Hey, I like that. It's too cold in the building and my niapples are peeking out.

Maybe something a horse would eat? Nigh apples? How about a stoned apple, a High apple. Hiapples?
 
2002-09-03 02:59:54 PM  
This is almost as big a travesty as the whole turtle-picture voting controversy sparked by Fark.
 
2002-09-03 03:00:23 PM  
Someone had to post it again!
 
2002-09-03 03:01:39 PM  
Oh those beautiful young actresses and their cunning stunts.
 
2002-09-03 03:01:40 PM  
Geepers.
Don't even want to think about her being sentenced in errrrr.... waht would be the least liberal place for a court of justice over there, guys???

She should've been sentenced in The Netherlands. She would have had a slap on the hands and a lecture. Don't get me started.
 
2002-09-03 03:01:49 PM  
wickedwanda.

You are wandering, let's get back to your niapples.

;-P
 
2002-09-03 03:02:08 PM  
Wiwanna Rydeher.
 
2002-09-03 03:03:18 PM  
Whats all this shiat about niapples?
 
2002-09-03 03:05:23 PM  
I'm all for being hard on her....
 
2002-09-03 03:05:31 PM  
I'd Ryder.
 
2002-09-03 03:06:20 PM  
From the article:

"None of them had the book thrown at them like Winona," said Ross McLaughlin, the reporter who conducted the "Celebrity Justice" probe. "I honestly thought I wouldn't find anything like this, and I was surprised by it."

yes well none of them had about 20 million in the bank either.
 
2002-09-03 03:06:42 PM  
...and her lawyer, Mark Geragos, has said she was the victim of a misunderstanding and her own celebrity...

Uh-huh. Fry her.
 
2002-09-03 03:08:08 PM  
niapples... Nia Peeples...
 
2002-09-03 03:08:17 PM  
The man is always oppressing the Jewish people! Lay off Winona Horowitz..er..Ryder!
 
2002-09-03 03:08:18 PM  
Wicked Wanda you live in the same town as Dale Jarret?
 
2002-09-03 03:09:57 PM  
In other news, it's been ruled that girls who fall for dysfunctional guys who will eventually blow themselves up are hot.
 
2002-09-03 03:10:44 PM  
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1559308152

smack, lick, smack, lick
 
2002-09-03 03:10:51 PM  
I thought that was pretty

Wrong tag.
 
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