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(Post Star)   Driver of speeding boat hits another boat, becomes airborne, hits a dock, hits a second boat, lands on a third boat, sinks, wades to shore, says "ta-da" and runs away   (poststar.com) divider line 71
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2007-06-22 05:17:30 PM  
Awesomeness!
 
2007-06-22 05:18:08 PM  
www.poststar.com

There is no B!!! Well either that or no D
 
2007-06-22 05:19:28 PM  
The Aristocrats!
 
2007-06-22 05:39:48 PM  
www.desertratdemocrat.com

"And for my next trick..."
 
2007-06-22 05:40:07 PM  
It's not a trick. IT'S AN ILLUSION!!!

content.answers.com

/da dada DA, Da da daa daa daaaa
 
2007-06-22 05:41:16 PM  
The Aristocrats!
 
2007-06-22 05:41:24 PM  
John McClane unavailable for comment...
 
2007-06-22 05:42:52 PM  
Two words: Captain Crunch
 
2007-06-22 05:43:02 PM  
I submit that the next person who uses the "Aristocrats" joke should be executed.
 
2007-06-22 05:43:38 PM  
It's Friday . . . let's party!

www.bookmice.net
 
2007-06-22 05:43:45 PM  
Hell, I did that once. Didn't even spill my beer.

\Now, where did I leave that boat...
 
2007-06-22 05:45:13 PM  
Oh, they're filming another Police Academy, are they?
 
2007-06-22 05:45:29 PM  
He should have stuck with his buddy and said "Only you know and I know".
 
2007-06-22 05:46:20 PM  
I love reading about craziness from my hometown.

Makes me wonder how the Queensbury Spartan's teams did last year.

Still sucking I bet.
 
2007-06-22 05:47:17 PM  
I wonder at what point the guy said "hey dude, my old man has a wicked set of tools! We can fix em"
 
2007-06-22 05:48:15 PM  
members.westnet.com.au

/what?
 
2007-06-22 05:48:48 PM  
Wait, wait - wasn't that a James Bond movie? The one with the voodoo and the really good Beatles theme song?
 
2007-06-22 05:48:50 PM  
I submit that the next person who uses the "Aristocrats" joke should be executed.

The Aristocrats!
 
2007-06-22 05:49:02 PM  
Not impressed:


www.diseno-art.com


/TWINE
 
2007-06-22 05:49:17 PM  
"Secret agent; On who's side?"

/Get off my lawn...
 
2007-06-22 05:49:24 PM  
Isn't this how Brutus Beefcake's face got smashed in?
 
2007-06-22 05:50:24 PM  
offacue 2007-06-22 05:45:29 PM - So, is that a Delaney & Bonnie & Friends, Derek & The Dominoes, or a Dave Mason reference?

/Either way, good stuff...
 
2007-06-22 05:50:27 PM  
I submit that the next person who uses the "Aristocrats" joke should be executed.

The Aristocrats!
 
2007-06-22 05:50:38 PM  
THUNDERBALL
is not impressed

/somebody post the pic pls
 
2007-06-22 05:51:12 PM  
The Aristocrash!
 
2007-06-22 05:53:09 PM  
+1 God
 
2007-06-22 05:53:26 PM  
unicornrider

What is Lake George like these days? I haven't been there in 30 years. Is it a good family vacation spot or is it all bikers?
 
2007-06-22 05:56:41 PM  
sorry
Live and let Die
http://www.classicglastron.com/james-bond-jump-100dpi.JPG
/is not impressed
 
2007-06-22 05:57:30 PM  
I submit that the next person who uses the HAHA guy or squirrel nuts or ORLY should be not executed but laughed at. Good naturedly.
 
2007-06-22 05:57:49 PM  
www.microcinefest.org

Prepare yourself

For a mind explosion!

/boat explosion?
 
2007-06-22 05:58:38 PM  
Dinkbreath

THUNDERBALL -1
Live and Let Die +1

0?

I suppose it all works out in the end.

I'll forgive you for blocking out the terrible GNR cover of the theme song, though.
 
2007-06-22 05:59:11 PM  
Damn shame the whole "Captain going down with his ship" thing has gone out of style.
.....because sometimes Darwins just a bit to busy.
 
2007-06-22 05:59:54 PM  
Good one Subby.
 
2007-06-22 06:03:00 PM  
heinousjay
///
RIGHT!! This is getting silly. Off with you....
 
2007-06-22 06:04:52 PM  
unicornrider

Makes me wonder how the Queensbury Spartan's teams did last year.

I saw a spoiler that said 299 of them died.
 
2007-06-22 06:05:04 PM  
Getting it out early, aren't we, priestrape.

Ah, well.
retrothing.typepad.com
 
2007-06-22 06:05:18 PM  
... "The Aristocrats!" is one of the few things left on this site that actually makes me laugh out loud.

+1 to all who used it.
 
2007-06-22 06:08:26 PM  
www.adjab.com

"It belongs in the water!"
 
2007-06-22 06:10:18 PM  
JT_Dutch

... "The Aristocrats!" is one of the few things left on this site that actually makes me laugh out loud.

Apparently you don't know why it's supposed to be funny, because everyone in this thread - and just about everyone in other threads - that says "The Aristocrats!!! lollerskatez" is doing it 100% wrong.

Understand what the joke actually is before you laugh at what Fark tells you is funny.
 
2007-06-22 06:11:58 PM  
Aristocracy is NOT funny, says Little Lord Fontleroy
 
2007-06-22 06:13:05 PM  
Aristocracy is NOT funny, says Little Lord Fontleroy

Now with 100% more pictures!

www.luminous-landscape.com
 
2007-06-22 06:17:36 PM  
Chotchasaurus
Wait, wait - wasn't that a James Bond movie? The one with the voodoo and the really good Beatles theme song?


Beatles? No.
Paul McCartney and Wings? Win!
 
2007-06-22 06:18:14 PM  
shatterhand007.com
 
2007-06-22 06:18:15 PM  
i7.tinypic.com

Michael: We'll never catch them now.
Knight Boat: Incorrect--look! A canal.
Homer: Go, Knight Boat, go!
Bart: Oh, every week there's a canal.
Lisa: Or an inlet.
Bart: Or a fjord.
Homer: Quiet! I will not hear another word against the boat.
Marge: OK, TV off. It's family time.
Homer: Oh, but Marge! Knight Boat, the crime-solving boat!
 
2007-06-22 06:18:31 PM  
Englebert Slaptyback

I believe most farkers would be aware of the movie and the legend of the joke. It's the first thing that came to my mind with the headline too.


/Bea Arthur
 
2007-06-22 06:26:48 PM  
Englebert Slapdick

... Understand that I couldn't give the first flying fark about what you think is wrong or funny. Just so we're clear.

You'll get over it.
 
2007-06-22 06:27:44 PM  
LOL @ calbars, I was searching for that pic but you beat me..
 
2007-06-22 06:29:35 PM  
Isn't this why you own guns?
 
2007-06-22 06:37:57 PM  
hillary

Aristocrats -- I don't get the joke

... It IS actually being used wrong in this thread, but it was the first thing I thought of when I came in here.

"The Aristocrats" is a not-so-inside joke among comedians; it's used as a punchline to a particular bit for a type of shock value.
 
2007-06-22 06:40:02 PM  
Where is Lake George these days? I haven't been there in 30 years.
 
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