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(Some Guy)   Take a trip and never leave home   (virtualom.com) divider line 109
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2002-09-02 10:11:29 PM  
Gee, in my day you had to take powerful hallucinigens to do this...
 
2002-09-02 10:16:05 PM  
I thought I was having flashbacks! very cool site.
 
2002-09-02 10:18:02 PM  
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww my eyes!!!!!!
 
RBH
2002-09-02 10:28:23 PM  
I think I have a headache.
 
2002-09-02 11:50:05 PM  
Surgeon General Warnging: Do not operate heavy machinery while viewing this site.

Very cool. The money I'll have on drugs!
 
2002-09-03 12:13:20 AM  
While I'm sure this site would have been really cool with hallucinogens, at the moment I'm just plain drunk and the site was just trying-to-be-weird boring.
/surly
 
2002-09-03 12:53:57 AM  
My eyes...they're actually bleeding...
 
2002-09-03 02:41:53 AM  
Don't get out much, do ya?
 
2002-09-03 02:43:23 AM  
Looks like someone just learned how to use flash!

If I had a rating system, I'd rate that site 5 stabbed out eyeballs out of 5 bleeding hemmroids.

Don't even waste your time.
 
2002-09-03 02:44:00 AM  
meh
 
2002-09-03 02:46:24 AM  
ahhh poaching from the old http://blort.meepzorp.com/

but any site without nice perky nipples just isn't in the super-duper category.
 
2002-09-03 02:46:28 AM  
lame. When your hamburger starts to breathe, now that is cool.
 
Zo
2002-09-03 02:47:11 AM  
It's no Zombocom
 
2002-09-03 02:48:03 AM  
Ah, wonderful, soothing Zombocom. Thanks.
 
2002-09-03 02:48:11 AM  
I believe that site was created by Larry Carlson. He has another really trippy site here.
 
2002-09-03 02:49:05 AM  
If I had a rating system, I'd rate that site 5 stabbed out eyeballs out of 5 bleeding hemmroids.

Who's the patron saint of that?
 
2002-09-03 02:49:31 AM  
Would have been nice if the damn javascript code worked and I didn't get "Error XYZ, are you sure you want to keep running scripts on this page?" every time I moved the mouse or clicked it. Flashy stuff doesn't impress me, I would be running Lynx if I still could!
 
2002-09-03 02:49:43 AM  
Dumbest farking site I've ever seen.
 
2002-09-03 02:49:52 AM  
[image from mbapages.com too old to be available]
 
2002-09-03 02:51:23 AM  
Virtual Om is a literal piece of shiat. There should have been some sort of editorial addition to the submitted headline that reads "(in the opinion of some drunk retard, so take it with a goddamn mine of salt)".
 
2002-09-03 02:51:43 AM  
*yawn*

ugly and boring
 
2002-09-03 02:52:48 AM  
I can taste sound!
 
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2002-09-03 02:52:57 AM  
I was like, trying to check out this site, and my 800Mhz Athlon was like "Unh-uh I don't EVEN THINK so," and I was like "ahh bummer", and like...Yeah...
 
2002-09-03 02:53:11 AM  
Procurator: It wasn't all for nothing. I mean, DrToast did post the monkey picture.
 
2002-09-03 02:54:03 AM  
Wow, I haven't gotten epileptic seizures this good since Pokemon.
 
2002-09-03 02:55:04 AM  
And what a monkey picture it is. A much more worthy submission than Virtual Pull-My-Brainstem-Out-and-Unplug-Myself.com
 
2002-09-03 02:55:30 AM  
All hail DrToast for posting the monkey picture and delivering us from such garbage...
 
2002-09-03 02:56:37 AM  
I liked it.

I'll go hide in the corner now.
 
Zo
2002-09-03 02:56:42 AM  
welcome to zombocom
 
2002-09-03 02:56:46 AM  
actually..that is not a monkey.
 
2002-09-03 02:58:26 AM  
Of course not. It's Tarvuz!

*runs*
 
2002-09-03 02:59:19 AM  
Fine, you goddamn PC asshole!

primate.

DrToast always posts good primate pictures.
 
2002-09-03 03:00:30 AM  
I love a site where you can't say shiat, but you can say goddamn and asshole. No, really, I love it.
 
2002-09-03 03:01:22 AM  
well, it would be an ape..fyi, penisman.
 
2002-09-03 03:02:56 AM  
sorry
[image from home.hot.rr.com too old to be available]
 
2002-09-03 03:03:14 AM  
You Are At Fault, Sir!
You Chose Astro-Glide Jelly
Next Time Pick K-Y
 
2002-09-03 03:04:27 AM  
Confused me enough to post in the wrong thread, andonbray. But I'll be back next week with my new sinister plan to destroy the universe!
 
2002-09-03 03:05:34 AM  
fyi, penisman.

Who told you?!
Whatever they said, it's all a horrible lie.
 
2002-09-03 03:05:43 AM  
The 235 modern primate species are divided up into two suborders -- the prosimians and the anthropoids. The prosimians, made up of lemurs and similar animals, are the more primitive group. They exhibit lower intelligence and they more closely resemble other mammal groups (they typically have whiskers and extended snouts, for example). The prosimians split off from the evolutionary line leading to humans relatively early. Anthropoids, commonly called the "higher primates," comprise the rest of the species in the primate order. Anthropoids vary considerably in size, geographical range and behavior, but they all have flat faces, small ears and relatively large, complex brains.



To make a long story short, "ape" and "monkey" are not synonymous. Apes, such as gorillas and chimpanzees, have evolved along parallel lines with human beings, and are quite close to us in a number of respects (chimpanzees and humans share 98 percent of their genetic material). On the evolutionary tree, apes are no more monkeys than we are.
 
2002-09-03 03:06:22 AM  
5th, I was talking about our dorky friend, 19cranes.
 
2002-09-03 03:08:37 AM  
there is some good mind fark stuff here. Great site. I wish there was a full screen mode though, the buttons at the bottom and menu bar at the side really interfere with becoming absorbed.
 
2002-09-03 03:08:55 AM  
Hmm...acid was better.

Not that I miss it.
 
2002-09-03 03:09:47 AM  
Again, I'm sorry for this
[image from home.hot.rr.com too old to be available]
 
2002-09-03 03:11:00 AM  
LLarken..you are too young and innocent to know of this "acid"..

Andonbray..quit monkeying around.
 
2002-09-03 03:11:54 AM  
FYI - it would be considered "apeing" around (sp?)
 
2002-09-03 03:12:35 AM  
Andonbray-no, in your case it would be monkeying around.
 
GXL
2002-09-03 03:12:39 AM  
I'm pretty high right now, and when i click on the big sphere on that site, a minor earthquake started here in the los angeles area. No, it was not fun or funny when i hit my head while running to get under a table.
 
2002-09-03 03:12:41 AM  
Tarvuz: Aye. Acid, sex and pr0n are all mysteries to me.
 
2002-09-03 03:13:36 AM  
[image from erowid.org too old to be available]
 
2002-09-03 03:14:15 AM  
does nothing for me, and I like acid and the like.
 
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