Truepatriot: old boys lover is his daughter!

Best. Movie. Evar.

By reading this thread in its entirity I have had the endings countless movies that I have never even heard of spoiled for me! Part of the fun of this thread is trying to guess which film you are talking about.

Here's my 2 cents

The Original is the guy that lives under the sea, and he blows up the tower. THe strongman gets his little brother back.

Well, since every idea I had while reading this thread was taken before I got to the end, this is the best I can do.

-Willy Wonka gives Charlie his chocolate factory
-Jar Jar Binks gave control of the Senate to Palpatine, farking it up for everyone else (go figure)
-Paris Hilton gets stabbed in the head
-The whole time Mel Gibson thought his wife was out of her mind while she was dying, she was telling him how to beat the aliens
-Mulder is Scully's baby daddy
-Marcelis Wallace gets raped by the Gimp

/would spoil new pirates movie but won't
//Druge, I think it's okay to spoil 1408 if you really want to, a movie based on a known story has alreay been spoiled

The Nazis find Anne Frank.

Harry kills Ron and Hermione and joins Voldemort in joint rule of the magical community. Kind of downer if you ask me.

Kinky Kelly is the donkey

Roger 'Verbal' Kint, not "Klint."

Dr. Wily built Zero, and though Sigma kills them both, Dr. Light saves X later.

/hopefully NOT obscure

The falcon is fake and Sam turns in Brigid for shooting Miles.

The blackmailer is Starks daughter, who was raised by the killer Stark contracted to kill her mother. She figures out that he was Darryl Zero and Zero helps her get away.

/Also, the gentleman prefers redheads.

//Last Post

They make it back to Chicago in time to make the tax payments on the orphange,and get arrested just as they are handing over the money. Then you see them playing "Jailhouse Rock" in prison.

The End

savamizz: le singe... a disparu !

Brilliant.

Hecubus, have you seen the movie Presumed Innocent?

Yes I have master, and his wife killed her.

Lindsey Lohan gets the other guy and they fix Herbie

Landfill drowns in a beer vat and his twin brother replaces him on the US drinking team.

reba kills her brother's wife and his best friend