Jim Morrison look-alike kills the Kraken with the severed head of Medusa. Mechanical owl says "orly".

Steven Cranley

Radio Raheem gets killed and they burn down Sal's pizza parlor. Did Mookie do the right thing?

THEY ALL STAND UP AND CLAP.... WTF

They shoot Old Yeller

Raistlin stays in the abyss to keep the dark queen from entering Krynn.

Soylent Green is PEOPLE!

Joe Pesci gets buried alive

Norville gets a second chance and invents the frisbee.

He gets arrested and a bunch of kids each start up their own pirate radio stations.

Littlefoot and the others make it to the Great Valley.

A couple of weeks ago, some Farker gave me grief for an image/ comment that slightly spoiled The Miracle of Morgan's Creek (released in 1944) if you happened to recognize the actors in the image but didn't know a plot development implicitly relevant to the thread I was commenting in.

I hope they were joking, but I'm not entirely sure they were.

It's one of my all-time favorite movies, and I'd hate to diminish anyone's enjoyment of it, but I think a 63 year old film is fair game for plot allusions.

I'm currently halfway through my first viewing of Return of the Jedi, by the way. It looks like this attack on the new Death Star should be pretty straightforward.

Rhett leaves Scarlett

/more old school

the all dive in the cave even though one chick dreams that she makes it out alive right before she dies in the dark

Man_on_Pink_Corner The island in 'Lost' exists 20 years earlier than the rest of the world

Um, do go on.

In Sealab 2020 everyone dies at the end.

Han shoots first

Jacob is actually still in Vietnam, and the entire movie is his surreal death experience.

Vin Deisel goes back and saves the priest and the little girl after his wanna be lover dies at the hands of the bug-aliens

L.B. Jeffries

Everybody gets Bamboozled

They make it back to earth where Mike, Crow, and Tom share an apartment and watch cheesy movies as is their wont and Gypsy runs a successful company called ConGypsCo.

/It's just a show, you should really just relax.

Raskulnikov confesses to the murder and goes to prison in Siberia.

Sooner01: Raistlin stays in the abyss to keep the dark queen from entering Krynn.

Between this and Flint dying in the first trilogy, I don't know that I've ever been more moved by fantasy writing.

"Go! Go on, you fool! I don't need you anymore! I DON'T NEED YOU!"

/from memory
//look Raist, bunnies...
///*sniff sniff*

Generic '60s movie spoiler:
There is a big chase through a hallway with a bunch of doors in it, followed by a pie fight, and someone dressed in a gorilla suit.

Generic '00s movie spoiler:
The credits feature a bunch of outtakes and in-jokes and are funnier than the actual movie.

Ezra Dax doesn't make it out of the big box.

Peter North climaxes

It's no moon; it's a space station.

It turns out the last forty minutes of the movie after being captured were an elaborate fantasy in his mind while being tortured. DeNiro never came to save him, they never stole a massive truck, and they don't move to the wilderness to be free of the bureacracy and people wearing baby masks.

American History X: Danny Vinyard converts, and is no longer a skinhead, but then is killed by a black guy in a bathroom

Shane doesn't come back.

Earl takes the rap for Joy and goes to jail.

/suck it karma.

Bond gets the girl.

Deckard is really a replicant.

Stella gets her groove back.

The only winning move is not to play.

The good guy gets the girl.

The Hulk falls out of a helicopter and dies.

Salieri is actually a rather mediocre composer, and kills Mozart out of jealousy.

There are two Lebowskis.

Darmok and Gilad at Tenagra.

/you all speak in cultural metaphors!

No one is actually at a hotel, they are all personalities of a serial killer and they are trying to eliminate them all... but in the end they forget to kill the kid who is actually the murderer

They should have sent a poet, but instead he buries his wife and kid, who come back mean, but after Trinity dies and realized that she had been living in a commune in the middle of the woods during modern times, she decides that she is the one in the blonde wig and Bruce Willis is seeing himself get shot. Then, Al Pacino kills Robert de Niro, but Val Kilmer gets away; Waingro doesn't. After Goose bites it, Tom Cruise visits Brad Pitt in the 20th century even though he thinks Kirsten Dunst killed him in the 1800s. The criminal and the princess get together and so do the basketcase and the jock. The gladiator guy dies, but he kills the mean king dude too. Then, Big comes for Carrie in Paris and Dr. Evil is Austin's brother and all four have a nice, tall glass of Soylent Green, which is people, with a Blue Sun mixer, but only after River is safe and Wash dies....What a twist!

House is filled with popcorn, laser hits house, hilarity ensues.

Patrick Swayze single-handedly defeats the russians, and freedomz are restored.