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(11 Alive)   Columnist complains that many people online are spoiler-posting asshats. In other news, Rosebud is a sled, Snape kills Dumbledore, and Tony Soprano ends up getting   (11alive.com) divider line 1266
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2007-06-22 01:48:18 PM  
Spoiler for every HP Lovecraft story ever written:

The narrator sees some eldritch horror and goes insane/dies of fright/gets eaten.
 
2007-06-22 01:48:18 PM  
The guy that played the older brother on Boy Meet's World finally finds a condom (after a hilarious ride on a bus driven by Anthony Michael Hall) but decides to hook up with the cute girl from Party of Five that's been in love with him the whole time, instead of the hotty.
 
2007-06-22 01:48:24 PM  
Muad'Dib is the Kwisatz Haderach
 
2007-06-22 01:48:34 PM  
Sam Jackson was causing all those "accidents" in Unbreakable all along.
 
2007-06-22 01:48:58 PM  
kovariks.net
Loses election, has sex change, buggers Bill.
 
2007-06-22 01:49:09 PM  
Rhett Butler doesn't give a damn.
 
2007-06-22 01:49:23 PM  
I heart this thread.

Frank Ricard: "It was us"... the old lady in The Notebook... The story was about the Allie and Noah all along.

I can't believe you watched that hunk of shiat movie.

/so did I
 
2007-06-22 01:49:39 PM  
sprd: He finally gets to play for two plays and he tackles the quarterback. I was crying like a baby.

Ditto. Every time I watch it.



Same here. I love that movie.
 
2007-06-22 01:50:12 PM  
The Queen of Narnia loses.
 
2007-06-22 01:50:28 PM  
Mel Gibson's kid stabs their German shepherd to death with a fork, and it turns out water kills the aliens. "What a twist!!!"
 
2007-06-22 01:50:28 PM  
Spider-Man Kills Venom.
The chciks kill Stuntman Mike.

The world will end at precisely
 
2007-06-22 01:50:32 PM  
Azyraphyle: The guy that played the older brother on Boy Meet's World finally finds a condom (after a hilarious ride on a bus driven by Anthony Michael Hall) but decides to hook up with the cute girl from Party of Five that's been in love with him the whole time, instead of the hotty.

This is a GREAT MOVIE.

/psychotic...ASSHOLE!
//don't be a sissy la la
 
2007-06-22 01:50:34 PM  
Professor X isn't really dead.
 
2007-06-22 01:50:35 PM  
The alien placed an egg inside Ripley while she was still in the sleeping pod, so that after killing the dog alien she is forced to kill herself in order to prevent the company from claiming it.
 
2007-06-22 01:50:50 PM  
Joker kills the sniper at point blank range--is awarded the Congressional Medal of Ugly.
 
2007-06-22 01:50:51 PM  
*Spoiler* (Rockey Balboa wins the fight),.

Nope, he loses in two of the Rocky's and he also loses in the first half of another Rocky. Name all three.
 
2007-06-22 01:50:56 PM  
RabidCanary
Very good
This makes the following headline possible: Clinton Clintons Clinton in the boobies.
 
2007-06-22 01:51:07 PM  
He didn't stop so my mom shot him.
 
2007-06-22 01:51:14 PM  
they nuke Houston. doesn't help.
 
2007-06-22 01:51:15 PM  
Raptors and T-Rexes eat everyone. The lawyer dies.
 
2007-06-22 01:51:30 PM  
Spicoli saves someone from drowning and blows the reward money hiring Van Halen play his birthday party.
 
2007-06-22 01:51:35 PM  
Spike dies after killing Vicious
 
2007-06-22 01:51:37 PM  
They blow up the bridge they just built
 
2007-06-22 01:51:37 PM  
Mr. Glass is a very bad man. "What a twist!!!!"
 
2007-06-22 01:51:52 PM  
Arthur Dent is shot in a bar in New York.

\Stavro Meuller Beta.
 
2007-06-22 01:52:16 PM  
L.B. Jeffries
The alien placed an egg inside Ripley while she was still in the sleeping pod, so that after killing the dog alien she is forced to kill herself in order to prevent the company from claiming it.


...but then she is later resurrected, proving that Ripley is the messiah... believe it, or not.
 
2007-06-22 01:52:38 PM  
It's actually Mrs Vorhees.
 
2007-06-22 01:52:57 PM  
George Lucas makes a Billion Dollars, goes back to his ranch for 25 years, drinks lots of fine wine, gets really fat, and writes three of the worst movies in film history.

/sorry if I spoiled it for you
//oh yeah, and Dick Cheney gets us all killed
 
2007-06-22 01:52:57 PM  
Gurgi sacrifices himself by jumping into the cauldron.

/munchings and crunchings
 
2007-06-22 01:52:59 PM  
Mr. Green sneezes after closing the door on Lt. Garber
 
2007-06-22 01:52:59 PM  
Oh Cameron that was such a nice car. That’s what you get for being a Detroit fan...
 
2007-06-22 01:53:04 PM  
Bruce Willis decides he wants Ben Affleck to fark his hot daughter, so he chooses to nuke the asteroid, therefore saving humankind.

And you probably don't want to miss a thing.
 
2007-06-22 01:53:15 PM  
Oh, he finally chooses to use his power to help the FBI and after he fails to find the nuke you realize he's still in bed with his lover
 
2007-06-22 01:53:17 PM  
Thanks to the dog, Timmy gets pulled from the well (again)
 
2007-06-22 01:53:18 PM  
Frankenstein paddles away on a raft, while Van Helsing burns Kate Beckinsale on a pile of logs. I swear I am not making this up.
 
2007-06-22 01:53:24 PM  
The character you're playing actually IS Darth Revan.

fark you man, never saw that one coming.
 
2007-06-22 01:53:25 PM  
Two cites in Japan gets nuked
 
2007-06-22 01:53:35 PM  
The beating heart that drives him crazy is his own.

He gets walled up in the castle.
 
2007-06-22 01:53:50 PM  
blackminded I can't believe you watched that hunk of shiat movie.

/so did I


Me too. Oddly enough I was the only one laughing in the end...
 
2007-06-22 01:53:59 PM  
The Machinist can't sleep because he was traumatized after running over a kid with his car.
 
2007-06-22 01:54:03 PM  
Jakevol2: BRUCE WILLIS IS REALLY A GHOST!

balthan: I still haven't seen that movie. Some ass ruined it for me when it was still in theaters.


For me, that ass was Wesley Clark's strategist Chris Lehane, who said (back in the 2004 presidential primaries) that Joe Lieberman is like "Bruce Willis in The Sixth Sense: He's dead and doesn't know it yet."

(Ok, so it had been five years. I don't get out much.)
 
2007-06-22 01:54:05 PM  
George Bush steals the 2008 election and proclaims himself emperor of America!
 
2007-06-22 01:54:10 PM  
Step father shoots her in the maze and you realize its all a dream
 
2007-06-22 01:54:23 PM  
It was all just a dream. bobby ewing isn't dead.
 
2007-06-22 01:54:35 PM  
JEREMIAH WAS A BULLFROG...

/wuz a good friend of mine
 
2007-06-22 01:54:36 PM  
What the heck is a Dumbledore?
 
2007-06-22 01:54:37 PM  
Rosebud isn't a sled, it's a guitar.
 
2007-06-22 01:54:39 PM  
In Return of the King, the king returns.
 
2007-06-22 01:55:05 PM  
Somebody seriously needs to email this crybaby the spoiler.
And make the title of the email the biggest surprise.
I'd like to see his ass cry.
 
2007-06-22 01:55:20 PM  
Voltron cuts that thing in half with his sword.
 
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