It's his wife's head in the box!

Laura Palmer was killed by her Dad.

The narrator actually IS Tyler Durden.

The character you're playing actually IS Darth Revan.

In the banned episode of 'David the Gnome', David and his wife die and become trees, thus completing the Gnome life cycle.

The family in 'As I Lay Dying' doesn't actually care about burying the mother, they just want an excuse to go to town.

Humbert Humbert is actually in love with Lolita in his own twisted way.

MacDuff was a C-section birth.

Iago just really hates Muslims a lot.

And so on...

after lots of emails. the meg ryan character falls for the tom hanks character in the end.

I'm just here for pics of that cat that Paulie hated


/Tony gets killed, i'm sure of it!

He fixes the cable....

This thread ends with people arguing over religion and whether or not Bush actually IS retarded or just made to look that way by his puppet masters.

Sorry to spoil it for ya.

I remember hearing that The Sixth Sense was such a great movie and had a really great ending, but I hadn't seen it yet and didn't want my friends to tell me.

Then I was reading a Maxim magazine and they had an article about the "coolest movie moments of all time" or something, and one of the moments was the ending of the Sixth Sense. As soon as I read the words, I was like, "Dammit! I haven't seen that yet!"

But I still watched the movie later and still thought it was good. Also, I had a friend tell me the ending of Saw before I watched the movie, and I still thought it was a good movie as well. It didn't ruin the entire movie for me, it just ruined my surprise in the end.

creepingcrud: He fixes the cable....

FTW!

Jakevol2: BRUCE WILLIS IS REALLY A GHOST!

I still haven't seen that movie. Some ass ruined it for me when it was still in theaters.

What is the unwritten rule on giving away endings so you can talk about it freely? There has to be some time-frame, like 48 hours for a TV show, and a month for a movie? Even that seems long. Sports are void from this rule at all times.

There's a handful of movies out there that I've seen recently and was really happy they weren't ruined for me. The first that comes to mind is THE PRESTIGE. Great farkin' movie.

zoomddy

I too am a mean-spirited, evil, farkin', plot spoiler!

Pompeii Gets Buried

That's okay - I'll still finish the book, if only to find out what happened to Herculaneum.

/just as obligitory
//just for you, Raw_fishFood

Roland starts his whole quest over, but he now has Alain's horn with him.

/if someone had spoiled that for me, i would have cockpunched him so hard his testes flew up from his mouth.

homarjr: The first that comes to mind is THE PRESTIGE. Great farkin' movie.

Forgot that one.

The guy who gets executed has a twin brother.

\David Bowie = Awesome Nicola Tesla

Puff buggers Jimmy.

Sam, Tigh, Tyrol, and Tory are all actually Cylons!

the cows that the 3 NY'rs from the dudr ranch drive themselves will be slaughtered.

except for one, which is brought back to NY, and slaughtered there.

The KKK rescues Elsie Stoneman.

Puff buggers Jimmy
FTW

I lold!

The surprise twist in Highlander 2 is that you just wasted your time watching a piece of crap.

"Springtime For Hitler" is really a hit!


/There, I have Godwined this thread.

Fried green tomatoes...the twist: Your balls have just been withered and now you are a chick.
Wa wah waaaaaaaaaaaaah

homarjr THE PRESTIGE. Great farkin' movie.

Agree 100% - loved that movie.

He finally gets to play for two plays and he tackles the quarterback. I was crying like a baby.

/He's so little!

Becomes a Senator

Jakevol2

Oh that is just wrong. That shiat is clearly not yet past the statute of limitations.

Ever played Torment: Planescape? Well, the ghosts hunting you are all past incarnations and the person controlling them is actually your mortality manifested into a dimensional being. So you can just skip it now.

I never see Flight 93 please internet people dont tell me how it ended
//ok that was tasteless

Anne Frank breaks out of the attic and kills all the Nazis. At least that's what I assumed happened; I didn't finish reading it.

Marky Mark shows his cock.

jake_lex: Wow, was I amazed when it turned out that Verbal Klint was actually Kaiser Soze in "The Usual Suspects".

+1

LOL The Icelander.

Dick move. Hilarious though.

/That guy on the floor in Saw is really the bad guy
//The chick in Saw 2 is in on it the whole time, and the video is older events - Wahlberg's kid is in the safe
///The nurse is married to the guy going through the puzzles in Saw 3

Christopher Robbins grows up and stops believing in Winnie the Pooh, Tigger, Piglet, et. al.

/suck it, childhood

the forger goes blind, exscapes, and then dies.
the american w/ the baseball glove can't jump the motorcycle over the fence and gets put back into confinement.
The nazis drive the rest out to a field and machine gun them.

Verbal was Kaiser Soeze all along.

Ender isn't actually playing a simulation, he's really controlling the fleet and he really just exterminated almost the entire Bugger species.

Plus Bean is technically the reason any of their crap works because he's a genetically designed super-genius.

I have no sympathy for people who complain about spoilers. They're really not that hard to avoid. Oh, and if I'm having a conversation about a movie LEAVE THE ROOM if you don't want to hear about it. I will not stop my conversation for you.

Feh I say, FEH.

Ricky Sr gets deported back to Cuba, Fred gets arrested for slapping around that biatch Ethyl. Ethyl and Lucy sell Ricky Jr to russian pedos and run away to a lesbo commune together.

Sorry.

She's her sister and her daughter!

Comes to Earth, gets shot, goes home.

Everyone dies and then his glasses break.

Jakevol2
/There, I have Godwined this thread

Very impressive.

The female detective is the kicker in drag!

The plane goes down. Richie dies. Bob gets SUPER BADASS at drawing Woody Woodpecker.

To Serve Man is a cookbook.