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(11 Alive)   Columnist complains that many people online are spoiler-posting asshats. In other news, Rosebud is a sled, Snape kills Dumbledore, and Tony Soprano ends up getting   (11alive.com) divider line 1267
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2007-06-22 12:17:06 PM  
...ends up getting what?

Damn you, David Chase.
 
2007-06-22 12:39:45 PM  
The story they refer to says that hackers claim to. There is no evidence to support their claim, and as such, this is a rumour blown out of proportion and given print attention and airtime.
 
2007-06-22 01:15:22 PM  
onion rings! Tony Soprano gets onion rings! I'm sure of it!
 
2007-06-22 01:15:22 PM  
Wow, was I amazed when it turned out that Verbal Klint was actually Kaiser Soze in "The Usual Suspects".

I was almost as shocked as I was when I found out that Jack and Tyler Durden are the same person in "Fight Club".
 
2007-06-22 01:15:46 PM  
No onion rings?
 
2007-06-22 01:15:49 PM  
fried onion rings.
/There, I said it...
 
2007-06-22 01:16:13 PM  
That headline was
 
2007-06-22 01:16:51 PM  
I need to know who wins Flavor of Love Girls: Charmschool!
 
2007-06-22 01:16:52 PM  
SPOILER ALERT!

-Darth Vader is Luke's papa.
 
2007-06-22 01:17:11 PM  
Seriously, a truly good movie or book should be able to survive having the "shock ending" spoiled. Yes, it might dampen the experience a little bit, but the story shouldn't have to rely on a cheap surprise to be effective or interesting.
 
2007-06-22 01:17:15 PM  
Jesus gets crucified in the Passion of the Christ/Last Temptation of Christ/Greatest Story Ever Told/Bible Tales (not sure about that last one, but it would be awesome if it did, since those are hilarious).
 
2007-06-22 01:17:29 PM  
From TFA:

On the day Order of the Phoenix came out, I went online to find interesting Harry Potter-related articles I could talk about on my show, and right there on Fark was a simple little headline.

sirius black dies in harry potter 5


It looks like people are still submitting news(?) articles that mention Fark. Oh, well.
 
2007-06-22 01:17:34 PM  
Soylent green = people.
 
2007-06-22 01:17:35 PM  
fried green onion rings
 
2007-06-22 01:17:44 PM  
. . . 'whacked' by his own nuclear family!
 
2007-06-22 01:17:50 PM  
I know all there is to know about the Crying Game

/the chick had a dick
//Don't stop believing!
 
2007-06-22 01:17:57 PM  
a bucket? nachos?
 
2007-06-22 01:18:27 PM  
Spoiler:

King Kong dies at the end of the movie.
 
2007-06-22 01:18:42 PM  
jake_lex

I was almost as shocked as I was when I found out that Jack and Tyler Durden are the same person in "Fight Club".

I was even more surprised the second time I watched that movie when, for the first 10 minutes of the movie, they just said that's what's going to happen. Like at the airport- "Wouldn't it be weird if you fell asleep and you woke up as somebody else? Like maybe that guy, over there, played by Brad Pitt."

/Matthew Broderick doesn't kill ALL of Godzilla's babies...
 
2007-06-22 01:18:53 PM  
NOOO! YOU biatch! YOU BIIIIIITCH!
 
2007-06-22 01:19:13 PM  
homarjr
nooooooOOOOOOOOoooooo!
 
F42
2007-06-22 01:19:17 PM  
Headline breaks the general "don't be a dick" rule.

Damnation.
/thread now devolves into jerk mass reach-around
 
2007-06-22 01:19:26 PM  
Nice headline subby.

And somehow I managed to not know about Snape and Dumbledore in advance even though I just read HBP a few months ago. I guess it is possible to ride the wave and remain ignorant.
 
2007-06-22 01:19:35 PM  
Who the heck is Luke Vader?
 
2007-06-22 01:19:43 PM  
The boat sinks in "Titanic".

/heart will go on
 
2007-06-22 01:20:05 PM  
Evan Almighty gets all the animals on the ark. Hilarity ensues.
 
2007-06-22 01:20:16 PM  
It turns out Hooch is Turner's biological son. And he's gay.
 
2007-06-22 01:20:38 PM  
the titanic sinks.
 
2007-06-22 01:20:59 PM  
jake_lex
Seriously, a truly good movie or book should be able to survive having the "shock ending" spoiled. Yes, it might dampen the experience a little bit, but the story shouldn't have to rely on a cheap surprise to be effective or interesting.

*cough*theDaVincicode*cough*
 
2007-06-22 01:21:09 PM  
Wash dies.
 
2007-06-22 01:21:12 PM  
I was so mad when a coworker told me about Rosebud the day before I saw the movie. I came full circle though and told my girlfriend about Darth/Luke as she was watching it for the first time. I thought everyone knew, but I'll always feel like an ass-hat for that.
 
2007-06-22 01:21:16 PM  
Nice Job Subby
 
2007-06-22 01:21:23 PM  
BRUCE WILLIS IS REALLY A GHOST!
 
2007-06-22 01:21:36 PM  
Spoiler for the ending of Kafka's "Amerika":
 
2007-06-22 01:22:03 PM  
I too am a mean-spirited, evil, farkin', plot spoiler!

Titanic Sinks
Pompeii Gets Buried
Daniel Pearl Gets Beheaded
Both Towers Fall Down
Spider-Man Defeats Dr. Octopus
They Manage To Bring Jack Sparrow Back From The Land Of The Dead
Cleopatra Dies
Anakin Skywalker Becomes Darth Vader
Bruce Willis Is Dead

and . . .

Everyone knows not to research new books and / or movies on the internet unless they want to risk the spoiler . . . seriously.
 
2007-06-22 01:22:08 PM  
Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father.
 
2007-06-22 01:22:17 PM  
Joe doesn't really have a "brain cloud."
 
2007-06-22 01:22:28 PM  
She kidnapped herself, man!
 
2007-06-22 01:22:28 PM  
Charlton Heston was on earth the whole time.
 
2007-06-22 01:22:35 PM  
At the end of Live Free or Die Hard, it turns out that Willis has been dead the whole time. Well, at least since the 3rd movie.
 
2007-06-22 01:22:37 PM  
the monster in any scooby doo movie cartoon is just that guy in scene one dressed in a monster suit. he's trying to scare everyone away so he can look for the gold.

and the spoiler for every M. Night Shamalamadingdong movie ever: the ending sucked.

oh, almost forgot. it's a sled
 
2007-06-22 01:22:39 PM  
Hah for a second there I thought you were talking die hard 4
 
2007-06-22 01:22:49 PM  
Most of the movies I watch end with a facial.
 
2007-06-22 01:22:50 PM  
imgs.xkcd.com

/obligitory
 
2007-06-22 01:23:05 PM  
www.theage.com.au
These guys bugger each other.
 
2007-06-22 01:23:29 PM  
Spoiler: Titanic sinks
 
2007-06-22 01:23:32 PM  
www.dccomics.com
 
2007-06-22 01:23:38 PM  
Damn slow typing now you are talking die hard 4
 
2007-06-22 01:23:50 PM  
Nice one, Subby.

+ 1

BTW, here's the complete version:

"In other news, Rosebud is a sled, Snape kills Dumbledore, and Tony Soprano ends up getting butt soup from the lousy food at the diner."
 
2007-06-22 01:23:53 PM  
*** SPOILER ALERT ***


www.wma.com

Do You Realize - that everyone you know someday will die



*** END SPOILER ALERT ***
 
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