They should put him under the farm.
/I'll miss you, titan of breakfast

Goodnight, funnyman.

I thought it was "Robert Evans".

Who cares about some sausage guy?

Abe Furlman, subby.

Godspeed, sir. I have many fond childhood memories of chicken & noodles w/ a side of biscuits slathered in butter & honey. Thanks for that.

goodnight,sausagegravyman?!

He probably wishes he'd gone out like Jimmy Dean, in a legendary high-speed car crash.

Shows that eating a lot of sausage will cut down on your life expectancy. This just in........he was 89.

Nevermind

/liked my headline better

"Buys the farm", thank you very much.

What about Jimmy Dean? Won't someone think of Jimmy Dean?

/I submitted this with a much less funny headline.

I sort of like my headline as it is :)

Man I remember going to his farm as a kid. Good days, good days.

No, sorry, submitter, sir, it's Abe Froman after all, my mistake.

Devastatingly handsome.

john_d_corr watch ferris bueller then comment tardmonkey

I'd give that guy Wilbur if I could.


/Sausage is that farking good

All together now....

(singing)
"Bob Evans, down on the farm......(guitar)- dir dit dit dur, dah dah dah dit dah dah dah........"

/Remembers it from my youth
//and the Bob Evans HUGE farm in Southeast Ohio

"Quality sausage to serve the truckers?" Comedy Gold!

/threadjack

FirstTimeFarkerLongTimeFapper: Goodnight, funnyman.

does anyone have any clue where this cliche came from?

/threadjack

Goodnight, Sausage man.

say what you want about ohio's football teams, baseball teams, or even the people from ohio. At least they know how to cook. (`bout all they do well)

LEFTY201

May I be the first to give you a hearty, "FARK YOU"

/Is from Ohio
/& Damn proud of it

ianthepeon,

Also remember that the inventor of the Philly cheese steak (Pat's brother) died recently at the age of 90.

Tallgordon

jimmy dean != james dean

Now, why would the Houston paper break this news? Bob Evans isn't available west of the Mississippi....

/It's worth the drive.

Ohio has pretty good college sports, which are better than pro anyway.

I'm from Cincinnati. almost nothing good ever came from cincinnati. except the food, Graeters ice cream, Larosa's pizza, UDF, Skyline, Goldstar, Frisches.

Ohio is a bastion of suck for the sports teams anymore.

This is Sergeant Peterman, Chicago police.

bob evans, dead on the farm.

Well, mooohammid, someone had to say it.

Well, honey, while you were at school today, we took Bob to a farm, with lots of grass and trees and sunshine for him to play in. And he liked it there so much that he told us he wanted to stay.

Don't cry, sweetie. He'll be much happier on the farm. Hey! Maybe next weekend, if your stepmother and I don't have any plans, we can go to the farm to see Bob! How would you like that?

I knew you'd understand. Now run along and play while Daddy rinses the dog urine out of his new suit.

Goodnight, funnyman.

one more Robert Evans thought here.
which explains why I totally didn't get the headline.

Brutal Bob Evans?

RIP

meddlin' kid: FirstTimeFarkerLongTimeFapper: Goodnight, funnyman.

does anyone have any clue where this cliche came from?



When Don Knotts died.

Meddlin' Kid,

1. good night funnyman

Often uttered on Fark.com, Slashdot, and other comment-enabled news sites whenever a celebrity, more often than not a comedian, passes on.

"SAD: Chris Farley is Dead."
"Good night funnyman."

Another reason Ohio should be nuked. Ohio got NO 9/11, waaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

"The Abe Froman? The Sausage King of Chicago?"

I thought he was some long-dead 19th century figure, like the guy they named Burger King after.

texanb4: RIP

What the hell is that brown crap on the plate that looks like vomit? Everything else looks tasty.

/never had Bob Evan's

The food at Bob Evans is terrible.