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(NYPost)   Zach Braff dated Mandy Moore and apparently cheated on her while a Shins song played quietly in the background   (nypost.com) divider line 32
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2007-06-21 10:38:17 AM
I would never cheat on Mandy Moore... or let her out of the basement.
 
2007-06-21 10:43:20 AM
That's so funny.
 
2007-06-21 10:44:05 AM
I really like Zach Braff but I'm pretty certain he's gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
 
2007-06-21 11:08:03 AM
I Like Bread wins the thread.

/scrubs fan
 
2007-06-21 11:13:15 AM
Zach sure allegedly gets plenty.

Mandy, Natalie,
 
2007-06-21 11:30:11 AM
I wish I had a show where I could just get all the hottest 20 somethings to come on and "date"/make out with me in every episode. He's the man.
 
2007-06-21 11:37:09 AM
Zach Braff is eminently face-punchable.
 
2007-06-21 11:43:07 AM
You know what's interesting I Like Bread? Mandy Moore's not saying "That's so sad." She's actually crying.
 
2007-06-21 11:52:16 AM
When your Zach Braffs of the world become famous, and begin dating your Mandy Moores of the world, you just smile and think, "Man that's nice to see a geek made good."

Then he cheats on her, and you smile and think, "I want to hit him with a brick."
 
2007-06-21 11:59:03 AM
I wonder who got custody of their half-acre.
 
2007-06-21 12:02:46 PM
TheSilverOne: I really like Zach Braff but I'm pretty certain he's gay.

The ass of a female friend of mine who worked on one of his movies begs to differ.

/what?!
//he just grabbed it, you sick farks
 
2007-06-21 12:04:32 PM
Joke's on Zach. I had sex with Mandy while he was in the other room. He never had a clue.

/neither did she
 
2007-06-21 12:52:35 PM
hockeyfarker: Joke's on Zach. I had sex with Mandy while he was in the other room. He never had a clue.

Scotty doesn't know?
 
2007-06-21 12:54:24 PM
His lips are weird.
 
2007-06-21 01:01:04 PM
It's in the Post, so it MUST be true!
 
2007-06-21 01:12:57 PM
Comic Book Guy: Scotty doesn't know?

Is it me or was that Matt Damon in that scene?
 
2007-06-21 01:14:53 PM
Tat'dGreaser

Yes, it's Matt Damon, which is what makes it funny.
 
2007-06-21 01:59:23 PM
I just want to punch him for that pretentious garden state flick.
 
2007-06-21 02:09:06 PM
I read an article the other day that said he had a hard time getting laid because other than being famous he had no game what so ever. He was supposedly a giant ass and very disrespectful to women and even scared off a lot of the fame groupies who would be easy pickings for most celebrities.
 
2007-06-21 02:56:38 PM
I love this topic so much that I'd cheat on that other topic from before with this one, and have lots of little baby topics with it.
 
2007-06-21 03:03:57 PM
I wonder who got custody of their half-acre.

It's back on the market. Jus call Whit Prowdy.
 
2007-06-21 03:17:30 PM
Internal Voice: And that's when I realized ("...where did I go wrong, I lost a friend...") that one of my favorite actors ("...when I learneed howwww tooo savvveee a lifeeeee") was a douche.
 
2007-06-21 03:30:46 PM
I kind of liked Garden State, but ohmygod The Last Kiss SUCKED so bad.
 
2007-06-21 03:41:43 PM

I have no idea who these people are.

/get off my lawn

 
2007-06-21 04:01:40 PM
call me gay but mandy moore does nothing for me. i would at the very most take drunken cabeza from her. but i dont drink o well. shes too nice and boring. wtf is zach braff? sounds like the name of a hollywood tool.
 
2007-06-21 04:25:38 PM
She did this (A for effort, if not execution), as well as "Saved," so she gets a pass on the Disney crapola.
 
2007-06-21 04:40:12 PM
bostonowns: call me gay

Uhm, ok? You're gay.

/effing weirdos on Fark are ruining it.
 
2007-06-21 04:50:04 PM
Theonceovertwice: I kind of liked Garden State, but ohmygod The Last Kiss SUCKED so bad.

That's because they changed the ending. Watch the italian (good) version.
 
2007-06-21 06:13:29 PM
Now I have the Zach Braff song stuck in my head..

I"d link to it, but I'm lazy, so whatever...
 
2007-06-21 10:15:47 PM
I adore Mr. Braff.

/make a llama-sammich outta me, him, dr. cox, and janitor
//delicious
 
2007-06-21 11:11:59 PM
LlamaGirl: /make a llama-sammich outta me, him, dr. cox, and janitor

do you have an extra orifice somewhere? Like, one big nostril maybe?
 
2007-06-22 12:54:40 AM
MrJesus I Like Bread wins the thread.

Seconded.

Palehoof When your Zach Braffs of the world become famous, and begin dating your Mandy Moores of the world, you just smile and think, "Man that's nice to see a geek made good."

Then he cheats on her, and you smile and think, "I want to hit him with a brick."


Seconded.

dogbone She did this (A for effort, if not execution), as well as "Saved," so she gets a pass on the Disney crapola.

Sometimes she seems to know her limitations (she's said in interviews she doesn't think she's a very good singer), yet she keeps covering slaughtering other people's songs.

Nice girl, but focus on acting, OK?

/Pop quiz, hot shot: Worst cover album ever? Duran Duran's "Thank You" or Mandy Moore's "Coverage"?
 
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