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nobozo		2007-06-20 12:58:37 PM

47 votes:

The barrels are now smaller?

NargReborn		2007-06-20 12:29:37 PM

33 votes:

...this thread got greenlit.

IHateMidgets		2007-06-20 02:10:10 PM

27 votes:

Jews can be used a fossil fuels.

albo		2007-06-20 12:42:02 PM

26 votes:

...you touch yourself at night.

markie_farkie		2007-06-20 12:57:04 PM

25 votes:

the anus is unremarkable.

CravenMorehead		2007-06-20 01:22:24 PM

20 votes:

"the oil companies are lubing us up for a big increase next month"

KrunkSplein		2007-06-20 01:05:48 PM

19 votes:

Oil falls $2 a barrel on news that people are easily excited by minor fluctuations in oil prices.

Tealeaf		2007-06-20 12:33:58 PM

18 votes:

Paris Hilton has survived another night in jail.

HumanShield_M		2007-06-20 02:11:39 PM

15 votes:

Anna Nicole is still dead

HillbillyBubba		2007-06-20 02:11:32 PM

14 votes:

Oil falls $2 a barrel on news that it will jump $4 a barrel next week.

Solid State Vittles		2007-06-20 01:57:03 PM

14 votes:

Oil falls $2 a barrel on news that a U.S. government report showed larger-than-expected increases in crude and gasoline stockpiles in the world's biggest consumer.

Bladel		2007-06-20 12:39:12 PM

13 votes:

Tony got whacked when the screen blacked out.

RandomMan		2007-06-20 02:15:19 PM

11 votes:

...rugbyjock's subjects switched to water-based lubricants?

Can't_Think_Of_A_Name		2007-06-20 02:13:33 PM

11 votes:

Hermione dies in the last book?

CheddarPants		2007-06-20 12:04:25 PM

11 votes:

Steve Perry is back in the band Journey?

WangDoodle		2007-06-20 02:53:14 PM

10 votes:

Chuck norris is going for a drive.

Azteki		2007-06-20 02:12:41 PM

10 votes:

jessica alba loves sex

Architectronica		2007-06-20 02:11:13 PM

10 votes:

The barrels are full of monkeys.

usrid0		2007-06-20 02:10:52 PM

10 votes:

That my wife and kids moved out between our two year anniversary and Father's Day and left me without any furniture.

Tack		2007-06-20 01:05:56 PM

10 votes:

it rubbed the lotion on its skin

goldencopulations		2007-06-20 02:21:03 PM

9 votes:

OPEC didn't roll a 10 or higher?

//sorry, I'm a nerd

microsofth8r		2007-06-20 12:34:59 PM

9 votes:

Oil falls $2 a barrel on news that Jesus IS Magic.

anarion55		2007-06-20 02:58:37 PM

8 votes:

Optimus Prime is gonna be PISSED if he has to pay current gas prices when he gets here...

FarkingBastige		2007-06-20 02:16:22 PM

8 votes:

Some sheik farted in c minor

Rapmaster2000		2007-06-20 02:13:18 PM

8 votes:

I'm switching to a water-based lube.

fernandez		2007-06-20 02:13:02 PM

8 votes:

Diehard 4 is rated PG-13?

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat		2007-06-20 02:05:30 PM

8 votes:

Squirrel droppings are the size of rice and decompose quickly.

never odd or even		2007-06-20 12:33:06 PM

8 votes:

Cytherea has a new movie coming out.

milwaukeegirl		2007-06-20 02:47:56 PM

7 votes:

Hugh Hefner's girlfriend, Holly Madison, might be pregnant.

incrdbil		2007-06-20 02:24:29 PM

7 votes:

....Rosie O'Donnell switched to a biodeisel powered vibrator.

/now with voting and textured surface for your pleasure

Pro Zack		2007-06-20 02:20:53 PM

7 votes:

i lost ma bukit

Architectronica		2007-06-20 02:12:54 PM

7 votes:

on news that Michael Moore and Rush Limbaugh will be harpooned and their blubber rendered.

bonefish		2007-06-20 02:11:38 PM

7 votes:

... the oil rises/falls cliche has a voting enabled thread on Fark.

theorellior		2007-06-20 02:09:11 PM

7 votes:

I forgot my pants when I left for work this morning.

naturalselection		2007-06-20 02:28:41 PM

6 votes:

... Lindsay Lohan cancelled her 21st birthday party, making it safe to drive that night.

Karma Curmudgeon		2007-06-20 02:27:16 PM

6 votes:

. . . submitter's mom is making house calls again.

Jesus Christ it's a lion! Get in the car!		2007-06-20 02:24:04 PM

6 votes:

...THEY FOUNDS MAH BUCKET!

Fomby_Belcher		2007-06-20 02:19:25 PM

6 votes:

Supply exceeds demand.

halork		2007-06-20 02:19:03 PM

6 votes:

...Paris Hilton ate lunch.

squealie		2007-06-20 02:17:40 PM

6 votes:

Duke sucks.

offacue		2007-06-20 02:16:00 PM

6 votes:

Oil falls $2 a barrel on news that oil falls $2 a barrel on news that oil falls $2 a barrel on news that oil falls $2 a barrel on news that oil falls $2 a barrel on news that oil falls $2 a barrel on news that oil falls $2 a barrel on news that......

PowerSlacker		2007-06-20 02:13:34 PM

6 votes:

hot cocoa sampler boxes will once again be distributed for Christmas this year.

Mighty_Dog		2007-06-20 02:13:10 PM

6 votes:

The blubber of Rosie O'Donnel and Michael Moore is now available for harvesting

Rich-Hobo		2007-06-20 02:11:00 PM

6 votes:

.....I'm too sexy for my shirt

MrCheeks		2007-06-20 12:54:50 PM

6 votes:

Manhunt 2 is rated Adults Only?

poepsel		2007-06-20 02:15:38 PM

5 votes:

Fark is losing its edge.

Barack Obama		2007-06-20 02:13:43 PM

5 votes:

the oil hit the anus?

Reytron		2007-06-20 02:11:34 PM

5 votes:

Cubs catcher Michael Barret was traded to San Diego

strangeguitar		2007-06-20 12:57:28 PM

5 votes:

Protestants can wear little rubber things on the tip of their cocks.

I_C_Weener		2007-06-20 12:57:10 PM

5 votes:

Drew made his 100th appearance for his book.

Rusty Shackleford		2007-06-20 12:50:23 PM

5 votes:

...I finally got around to painting the verandah?

maudibjr		2007-06-20 12:43:32 PM

5 votes:

the headline was changed?

/A vote for me is a vote for cheap oil. vote quimby.

BullsHitter		2007-06-20 12:09:42 PM

5 votes:

Pacman Jones is in trouble again for his posse shooting people in strip clubs.

NikolaiFarkoff		2007-06-20 12:00:32 PM

5 votes:

Holden is the catcher in the rye?

ClintBartonWannabe		2007-06-20 02:19:00 PM

4 votes:

Who cares as long as it keeps dropping and gas prices go back down to the $.99 range?

lajimi		2007-06-20 02:18:59 PM

4 votes:

....George W. will have to pay for Air Force One fuel out of his own pocket when he goes on campaign junkets.

rodeofrog		2007-06-20 02:16:14 PM

4 votes:

Farkers love cliches?

blockbustarhymes		2007-06-20 02:13:14 PM

4 votes:

baby oil massage futures are down in the chinese market

violetvamp		2007-06-20 02:13:11 PM

4 votes:

President Bush likes to dunk his oreos in the stuff.

Raging Thespian		2007-06-20 02:12:43 PM

4 votes:

a barrel is actually smaller than everyone thought.

theorellior		2007-06-20 02:10:25 PM

4 votes:

it softens hands while you do the dishes.

Dead for Tax Reasons		2007-06-20 02:10:21 PM

4 votes:

unicorn turds are found as alternate fuel source

ManRay		2007-06-20 01:07:52 PM

4 votes:

Adam Smith's invisible hand is real.

duckman66		2007-06-20 05:13:17 PM

3 votes:

GenXer		2007-06-20 03:37:34 PM

3 votes:

it has, in fact, hit the anus.

Coyotlboy		2007-06-20 03:26:52 PM

3 votes:

Automobile engine invented that runs on kittens killed by masturbation.

Turned_into_a_newt		2007-06-20 03:18:26 PM

3 votes:

Oil falls $2 a barrel on news that Oil rose by $2 a barrel tomorrow

CygnusDarius		2007-06-20 03:10:23 PM

3 votes:

Bevets is Missing, hundreds of trolls biatch and whine in his name.

/Now with voting goodness

Clandestine digital operative		2007-06-20 02:55:29 PM

3 votes:

...Samuel Adams invented a new pint glass. BRILLIANT!

immrlizard		2007-06-20 02:53:50 PM

3 votes:

Dubbya broke out his magic veto crayon again saying that we need those embryos to grow up and join the military.

579

raineoffire		2007-06-20 02:43:08 PM

3 votes:

all you need is love, not oil.

Stupid Floppy Clownshoes		2007-06-20 02:36:21 PM

3 votes:

Someone taunted the Dynamite Monkey.

nopokerface		2007-06-20 02:31:35 PM

3 votes:

Jed Clampett reloaded.

topher scompy		2007-06-20 02:26:46 PM

3 votes:

fark it. who needs a reason?

Reaperman		2007-06-20 02:22:30 PM

3 votes:

...it's only Wednesday and that there are still two days remaining for the oil companies jack up the prices for any apparent reason.

Tran Forsythe		2007-06-20 02:22:01 PM

3 votes:

Bush Sr. is a Sith Lord

binnster		2007-06-20 02:21:42 PM

3 votes:

Michael Moore is allowing Exxon access to his belly.

SketchyDetails		2007-06-20 02:21:03 PM

3 votes:

Osama Bin Laden is knighted

culturemock		2007-06-20 02:19:57 PM

3 votes:

I saw a turtle?

dbrunker		2007-06-20 02:19:51 PM

3 votes:

Oil falls $2 a barrel on news that rugbyjock is doing fewer NSFW photoshop pictures.

Limp_Bisquick		2007-06-20 02:19:33 PM

3 votes:

you'll get over it when it goes back up.

brettuthius		2007-06-20 02:19:00 PM

3 votes:

Oil falls $2 a gallon on news that Americans can no longer afford it at any price above $17 a barrel.

exiguous		2007-06-20 02:16:59 PM

3 votes:

On news that consumer prices will again be fixed above $3/gallon for the next month.

djtripp		2007-06-20 02:15:06 PM

3 votes:

my TotalFark subscription auto-renewed, and I havn't been on in months

Random Numbers		2007-06-20 02:12:35 PM

3 votes:

Thanks to new engineering feats, the barrels are now smaller. What? Thought you were getting cheaper gas? HAHAHA!

babymaker		2007-06-20 02:11:35 PM

3 votes:

...scientists have discovered that oil is overpriced.

Rethorn		2007-06-20 02:10:00 PM

3 votes:

Big Oil found out about Ethanol.

sepuku2		2007-06-20 12:35:43 PM

3 votes:

Michael Moore and oldfarthenry are twin brothers of different mothers.

killah89107		2007-06-21 01:33:55 AM

2 votes:

Oil falls $2 a barrel on news that Drew gets herpes from a 17 year old Vietnamese prostitute.

xyzzy112		2007-06-20 07:11:57 PM

2 votes:

Cheney is busted giving Bush and oval office blowjob.

Galileo's Daughter		2007-06-20 03:46:08 PM

2 votes:

The IAU has reclassified Pluto as a planet once again.

Dahnch		2007-06-20 03:39:32 PM

2 votes:

You can find punta on eBay.

Mr. Xhin		2007-06-20 03:35:34 PM

2 votes:

I am making meatballs tonight.

nstoppiello		2007-06-20 03:34:42 PM

2 votes:

Oil falls $2 a barrel on news that SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

drunkenvibe		2007-06-20 03:32:31 PM

2 votes:

babies taste like chicken

PresidentMason		2007-06-20 03:29:10 PM

2 votes:

the sun just went nova

fernanernie		2007-06-20 03:27:56 PM

2 votes:

The price jumped 16 cents a gallon down the street.

netsharc		2007-06-20 03:22:49 PM

2 votes:

... zombie Saddam Hussein has returned to power in Iraq.

Tad Sexington		2007-06-20 03:21:53 PM

2 votes:

Hot lunches to be outlawed in Georgia.

apeiron242		2007-06-20 03:10:01 PM

2 votes:

WoW has a new expansion pack

Stunt_Cock!		2007-06-20 03:02:00 PM

2 votes:

...Charles Nelson Reilly is dead?

cgraham		2007-06-20 03:00:46 PM

2 votes:

Exxon gas stations are selling milk for $4 a gallon.

Miniac78		2007-06-20 03:00:14 PM

2 votes:

I masturbated today!

Dodgson11		2007-06-20 02:52:20 PM

2 votes:

...'Evan Almighty' opens Friday.

Dodgson11		2007-06-20 02:50:41 PM

2 votes:

...Rosie O'Donnell wants to host 'The Price is Right.'

tjk420		2007-06-20 02:40:27 PM

2 votes:

It was not down $2 today.

Smegma_Monster		2007-06-20 02:38:08 PM

2 votes:

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad styles his ass hair into a mohawk.

red5500		2007-06-20 02:28:30 PM

2 votes:

Jesus is back and is pissed off that we are using oil from materials that pre-date when his dad said the earth was created?

Xenu's Giant Pink Replicock		2007-06-20 02:24:14 PM

2 votes:

... I am the egg man

Buskethead		2007-06-20 02:23:57 PM

2 votes:

Oil falls $2 a barrel on news that they finally got sick of all that silly money

ElChango		2007-06-20 02:23:39 PM

2 votes:

...I actually renewed my TF subscription.

Paniero		2007-06-20 02:18:58 PM

2 votes:

The United States invades Canada to procure their oil reserves while suffering only two casualties, both friendly fire incidents involving Micheal Moore and his trusty camera man.

therealekzrated		2007-06-20 02:16:06 PM

2 votes:

two security guards have a shootout against eachother inside a hospital

EngineerBoy		2007-06-20 02:15:58 PM

2 votes:

...on news that scientists were finally able to explain to politicians thatnooclear energy eliminates energy dependency, lowers the cost of energy, and solves global warming

Architectronica		2007-06-20 02:15:14 PM

2 votes:

on news that teenagers have oil in their skin.

JDAT		2007-06-20 02:14:30 PM

2 votes:

Oil is actually produced by bacteria & those in the industry have discovered that old wells long considered to have been tapped out are re-supplying.

rbbass		2007-06-20 02:14:08 PM

2 votes:

it puts the lotion on itself?

jobskee		2007-06-20 02:13:26 PM

2 votes:

Uranus is a planet and it's real big.

Phillylou		2007-06-20 02:12:04 PM

2 votes:

on the news that penis pumps are back en vogue.

/with voting goodness.

chumming		2007-06-21 03:25:18 PM

1 votes:

My penis is missing again. It happens all the time. It's detachable.

ZekeMacNeil		2007-06-21 12:16:40 AM

1 votes:

the Duke Brothers are trying to corner the orange juice market.

Strobeguy		2007-06-20 09:30:28 PM

1 votes:

a Moose bit my sister..

coretnor		2007-06-20 08:23:56 PM

1 votes:

demand for oil has decreased.

iscariot40		2007-06-20 08:18:26 PM

1 votes:

your mom tapped a new pimple containing approximately 40 billion barrels of unrefined puss and oil.

kilgorn		2007-06-20 07:31:53 PM

1 votes:

The ACLU defends and innocent person....

good_2_go		2007-06-20 07:15:57 PM

1 votes:

Jeff Gordon became a father.

MrStench		2007-06-20 05:50:12 PM

1 votes:

I farted and a little poo came out.

damageinc		2007-06-20 04:51:34 PM

1 votes:

700 consumers of the fun type of oil got taken off the market recently

Unhip1		2007-06-20 04:30:42 PM

1 votes:

Dubya stood up for a "culture of life" by vetoing stem-cell legislation (won't anyone think of the unborn?!), while simultaneously insisting on funding for a perpetual War on Terror?(unborn being more important than our troops getting blown to bits due to the potential tax revenue posed by the unborn someday becoming taxpayers)

(People love irony.Especially, oil traders!)

Cousin Dupree		2007-06-20 04:27:02 PM

1 votes:

... Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

OtherLittleGuy		2007-06-20 03:56:56 PM

1 votes:

Oil falls $2 a barrel on news that Amy Winehouse was once curvy, buxom, and hot.

Rusty McSukit		2007-06-20 03:55:32 PM

1 votes:

kittens are dying everywhere...faster than bees

allegedman		2007-06-20 03:53:37 PM

1 votes:

i has a bucket and a girlfriend

abahe		2007-06-20 03:50:28 PM

1 votes:

Oil falls $2 a barrel on news that "Ze goggles, Zey do nothing!"

Gilligan13		2007-06-20 03:48:27 PM

1 votes:

Jeff Gordon finally gave Jimmy Johnson the reach-around that he's been begging for for years...

fudgefactor7		2007-06-20 03:47:29 PM

1 votes:

...the goggles do nothing!

TimShadee		2007-06-20 03:42:54 PM

1 votes:

Microsoft has agreed to change Vista?

nirwana		2007-06-20 03:37:43 PM

1 votes:

I found my frog, him name Hopkin

therecksays		2007-06-20 03:14:03 PM

1 votes:

Scientist announce you can make gasoline with stem cells.

McFifenstein		2007-06-20 03:07:20 PM

1 votes:

Fark will be hosting a caption contest today.

Donnie Darko		2007-06-20 02:58:33 PM

1 votes:

Freddie mercury came back from the dead thriller style. He then planned a a 2 year long world tour with his band queen.

FeFiFoFark		2007-06-20 02:54:54 PM

1 votes:

Its NOT Lupus.

kmg8181		2007-06-20 02:52:53 PM

1 votes:

subby's mom is so fat, oil prices dropped $2 a barrel cuz she died and oil supplies would be eventually replenished because of it

moosehole		2007-06-20 02:46:54 PM

1 votes:

oil is poisonous.

tjk420		2007-06-20 02:46:39 PM

1 votes:

Down $1.80 and some change

PeriRies		2007-06-20 02:36:58 PM

1 votes:

Kenny Loggins is doing Donkey Shows in Tijuana with Charo.

Brown Sauce		2007-06-20 02:34:49 PM

1 votes:

President Bush got Clintoned in the boobies by a Saudi prince.

danlpoon		2007-06-20 02:29:37 PM

1 votes:

Gary Burghoff is dead.

hugram		2007-06-20 02:26:11 PM

1 votes:

OBL became a Sir?

vrpink		2007-06-20 02:22:19 PM

1 votes:

i'm so sexy it hurts

bighairyguy		2007-06-20 02:22:19 PM

1 votes:

Weasels ripped my flesh.

LessO2		2007-06-20 02:21:57 PM

1 votes:

Leon's getting laaaarrrgerrrrr....

rodeofrog		2007-06-20 02:19:52 PM

1 votes:

- wait - Owl Prices?

BrAinPaiNt		2007-06-20 02:15:10 PM

1 votes:

Republican Mouth piece Sean Hannity and Liberal (for fox) Mouth piece Alan Colmes enjoy Oral time together.

ShadowPenguin		2007-06-20 02:11:02 PM

1 votes:

Kitwilly choked on a tamale

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