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13683 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Jun 2007 at 4:11 PM (10 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2007-06-19 04:11:26 PM  
Nice! +1
2007-06-19 04:13:00 PM  
What's that you say?
2007-06-19 04:13:23 PM  
And here I thought people lost their hearing because they listened to their farking I-pod so loud I can hear it across the room.
2007-06-19 04:14:18 PM  
2007-06-19 04:14:39 PM  
LOL @ headline.. heh.
2007-06-19 04:14:54 PM  
Bravo Subby. Bravo.

2007-06-19 04:14:55 PM  
Homo says what
2007-06-19 04:15:02 PM  
Oh. Down two doors on the left.
2007-06-19 04:15:25 PM  
2007-06-19 04:15:43 PM  
I dont get it.
2007-06-19 04:16:15 PM  
Wow subby, I nearly wet myself with that headline.

//as if I actually could give it....
2007-06-19 04:16:22 PM  
2007-06-19 04:16:43 PM  
No thanks, I just had lunch.
2007-06-19 04:16:48 PM  
Okay, I might as well be the sucker who asks -- what does the headline mean?
2007-06-19 04:16:49 PM  
MooseBayou: Oh. Down two doors on the left.

just praticing farkit dont mind me
2007-06-19 04:16:56 PM  
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2007-06-19 04:16:59 PM  
Well played, Subby.
2007-06-19 04:17:00 PM  
Oooh, this reminds me of Ladle Rat Rotten Hut (clickety pop)
2007-06-19 04:17:06 PM  
that was clever - or I am partially retarded

/never running for office
//don't care who I offend
2007-06-19 04:17:06 PM  
That's one way to make me click a link. +1 subby
2007-06-19 04:17:38 PM  
Being half-deaf myself, kudos, subby. :-)

/Huh? Could you repeat that?
2007-06-19 04:17:47 PM  
twat did you say?
2007-06-19 04:17:50 PM  
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2007-06-19 04:18:39 PM  
cankersnore-"Okay, I might as well be the sucker who asks -- what does the headline mean?"

I'll assume you're kidding and I am now the idiot.

"Earring lost sheen this cupboard?"="Hearing loss gene discovered"
2007-06-19 04:20:07 PM  
Fuzzy wuzzy was a woman?
2007-06-19 04:21:18 PM  
Fuzzy wuzzy had no bosom.
2007-06-19 04:21:57 PM  
Sheering moss weaned piss gub-lords?
2007-06-19 04:22:23 PM  
twat did you say?
Sorry, I coont hear you.

2007-06-19 04:22:24 PM  
+1 Subby

Would read again
2007-06-19 04:22:24 PM  
fark teh article, long live subby
2007-06-19 04:23:37 PM  
Elmer Fudd Dime Store....
2007-06-19 04:24:06 PM  
cankersnore: Okay, I might as well be the sucker who asks -- what does the headline mean?

2007-06-19 04:24:13 PM  
I may be blind, but I have acute earing.

I don't care about your jewlery, what do you know?

/Yellowbeard always wins.
2007-06-19 04:25:22 PM  
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2007-06-19 04:25:29 PM  
Hahahahaha! The only thing that bothers me about hearing loss is that some people who have it shout as if the other person can't hear. Or maybe it's a sneaky attempt to spread the disease....

/I keed, I keed
2007-06-19 04:26:59 PM  
Your student loans have been repaid? Then how about loaning your pal Zoidberg a few bucks, Mr. Big-shot Millionaire...
2007-06-19 04:27:40 PM  
I don't care what you said. Get off my lawn!
2007-06-19 04:28:39 PM  
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2007-06-19 04:33:51 PM  
Fanfarkingtastic headline. I would like to bake Subby a pie.
2007-06-19 04:34:38 PM  
Herbert Powell
twat did you say?

Sorry, I coont hear you.

I have an infarktion in my ear
2007-06-19 04:37:15 PM  
Subby is sofa king. We Todd did.

/wheelie, olive juice.
2007-06-19 04:37:37 PM  
Exsqueeze me? Baking powder?
2007-06-19 04:44:26 PM  
very nice! any headline that forces me to glance at TFA (and is actually teh funnay) gets a Gold Star from me.

Good jorb.

/Olive Juice?
//olive juice you too
///can't find a screencap of Stewie and Brian ballroom dancing
////imagine it in your heads, and it will be funny. for reals though.
2007-06-19 04:44:40 PM  
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God, that's loud. My ear canals are very sensitive. They're stainless steel. Took a bullet in Corregidor. Passed straight through.
2007-06-19 04:44:58 PM  

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2007-06-19 04:45:51 PM  
I thought it had something to do with Sean Connery.

Oh... and...

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2007-06-19 04:46:12 PM  
Belgian scientists have identified a gene responsible for the most common cause of hearing loss among white adults -- otosclerosis.

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2007-06-19 04:53:02 PM  

Twat sat? Coont hear you! Bare ass me again.

/well done
2007-06-19 04:53:18 PM  
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Took me a minute or two of "wtf?"
2007-06-19 04:56:06 PM  
spot on, on.

2007-06-19 05:04:20 PM  
Baking powder?
2007-06-19 05:12:38 PM  
I don't hear what you did there.
2007-06-19 05:14:17 PM  
I tried to figure out what the headline meant before clicking the link. I failed. Good show, subby. +1
2007-06-19 05:16:32 PM  
Yay for headlines that you have to check out the article to decipher to see if you want to even check out the article for!

/did I say yay?
//I meant sh*t
2007-06-19 06:01:39 PM  
2007-06-19 06:13:58 PM  
thank you, smitty and thank you, nerdlette.

/my head hurts.
2007-06-19 06:16:26 PM  
Markov Cat is or could we find that lost asymptote.
2007-06-19 06:30:11 PM  
Excuse me, can you blow me where the pampers is?
2007-06-19 06:33:54 PM  
Floris: Welcome to Lestercorp. How may we meet your filing needs?
Craig Schwartz: No, no. My name's Craig Schwartz. I have an interview with Dr. Lester.
Floris: Oh. Please have a seat, Mr. Juarez.
Craig: Schwartz.
Floris: Pardon?
Craig: Schwartz.
Floris: I'm sorry. I have no idea what you're saying to me right now.
Floris: My name is Schwartz.
Floris: Money Miss Warts?
[Craig takes a seat]
Floris: Mr. Juarez?
Craig: Oh. Yes?
Floris: Chest?
Craig: I said, "Yes?"
Floris: You suggest what? I'm sorry I have no time for piddling suggestions from mumbling job applicants. Besides, Dr. Lester will see you now.
2007-06-19 06:36:54 PM  
Shove teeth of gob and girt bike two hark.

And that goes for all of you.
2007-06-19 06:39:49 PM  
Can you blow me where the pampers is?

//hope not
2007-06-19 06:44:47 PM  
Damn you ccblip....I waited all day to post that, and you beat me by a farking 9 minutes....
2007-06-19 07:19:48 PM  
Sweet! Nice headline...subby gets a cookie.
2007-06-19 08:50:02 PM  
I have hearing loss, and I'm getting a click out of these barflies.
2007-06-20 12:52:51 AM  
I have acute 'earring
I'm not interested in your jewelry!

2007-06-20 01:52:38 AM  
I just had to say "bravo" for the farkin' title.
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