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(Some Guy)   Quick tip: If you are going to steal a hot tub, remember to attach it to the car when you make your escape down the motorway   ( divider line
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2007-06-15 01:44:09 PM  
Forget the bath, grab the stereo!
2007-06-15 02:01:44 PM  
"motorway"? methinks submitter is a brit.

not that there's anything wrong with that.
2007-06-15 02:02:57 PM  
I meant to do that.
2007-06-15 02:03:22 PM  
i want some HOT TUB baby this evening
i want some HOT TUB baby toniiiight
2007-06-15 02:03:32 PM  
I wasn't aware that a Hot Tub could fit inside a car.
2007-06-15 02:04:37 PM  
Has anyone asked James Brown's widow if she has any comment?
2007-06-15 02:07:07 PM  
Yea, cunning plan and all that.

They fail at theivery.

/remember boys and girls, always secure your loads.
2007-06-15 02:07:12 PM  
I meant to do that.

jeebus tapdancing christ. i really should RTFA once in a while. d'oh
2007-06-15 02:12:54 PM  

Right away the story sounds stupid. I'm not even gonna RTFA.
2007-06-15 02:14:25 PM  
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Move it along, Hot Tub.
2007-06-15 02:15:58 PM  
A girl to drive a car to love
The music rocks me down the motorway
My whore's got wings we're taking off
And I can't stop this flight of speed today

It's a lovedrive on wheels of fire
A lovedrive just one desire love
You drive me crazy babe
2007-06-15 02:17:14 PM  
Hot tub gonna make me wet?

Hot tub gonna make me SWEAT?

OOWWWWWWW Hot tub too hot!!!
2007-06-15 02:18:25 PM  
The driver is described as an older male with a bigger build and wearing a stripey top

That ought to lead to his arrest. The authorities hove now successfully narrowed it down to 5 million people.
2007-06-15 02:23:11 PM  
I actually own a hot tub and am typing from said hot tub at this very moment. Henceforth, I am getting a big kick out of these replies.
2007-06-15 02:29:37 PM  
Well she's faster than most and she lives on the coast - a ha ha
I'm her two-penny prince and I give her hot tub - a ha ha
Ow - ow - mh

/still pissed at babymaker for putting that song in my head. bastard
2007-06-15 02:43:02 PM  
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2007-06-15 03:13:34 PM  
Didn't this happen in the UK? And if so, why no video?
2007-06-15 03:26:17 PM  

Where am I, the colonies?
2007-06-15 03:35:33 PM  
Article written by a two year old?

In other news, researchers have found that most journalists are illiterate morons based on numerous article submissions to the popular website None of the reporters were available for comment but sources have found that some of these same reporters are well known for their beer pong skills that were learned in college in place of journalism 101.
2007-06-15 03:37:16 PM  
2007-06-15 03:41:46 PM  
Cue Trailer Park Boys 'shop.
2007-06-15 03:50:02 PM  
I swear to god, I come to Fark just to see stories like this. Thank you, submitter.
2007-06-15 04:36:06 PM  
Uh, yeah. The guys who robbed us are in a black, late model Cadillac heading west on Sherman Street. Oh, and they're towing a small church hot tub. So, any late model Cadillacs you find towing a small church hot tub, well, those are probably your guys.
2007-06-15 05:56:39 PM  
They got away though. What is worse,being a dumbass or being unable to apprehend a dumbass?
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