If Mr. Howard is lucky he'll get total consciousness.
Which is nice.

Big hitter the Lama . . .

Gungakalunga dunkity dingredient, you should not ask about the secret ingredient...
Gungakalunga dunkity darmed guards....

Gas! Petrol! Guzzolene! Listen! Hundreds... thousands of gallons... as much as you want... Not far. Ten... maybe twenty miles. Pumping it they are. Refining it. Kachunk... kachunk... kachunk... Day and night.

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

nice headline

/golf claps

offers smitty eternal consciousness.

The Chinese are truly farked. We don't trade with Cuba because they are communist, but China, the real threat to the world economy, which has also annexed and wiped out the most peaceful people in the world, they're ok. We buy mysteriously cheap stuff not caring that they are slowly buying up all the treasury bills, thereby paying for the war in Iraq. Wait till we have to pay up, they will not be gentle.

shiftypickles
Correcto!
China will not think twice about trading nuclear technology to Iran for oil.