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2007-06-14 12:36:01 PM
All you have to do to win is fake a seizure and you are set.
 
2007-06-14 12:54:39 PM
And what, pray tell, would make that party any different than hanging out with Creed?
 
2007-06-14 01:52:11 PM
Current Champion:

www.zach-braff.com
 
2007-06-14 03:15:19 PM
I can play air bagpipes like a son of a biatch.
 
2007-06-14 03:15:22 PM
I plan on choking on an air-sammich and feigning death.
 
2007-06-14 03:15:58 PM
I heard they had to bite off a bats head just to get in the competition

/could be bullshiat
 
2007-06-14 03:16:08 PM
I'm pretending to exercise right now
 
2007-06-14 03:16:28 PM
This contest is a joke. Last year Nordic Thunder was by far the best contestant and he did not win because of one biased judge. Until Nordic Thunder wins I will have to say that it is rigged.
 
2007-06-14 03:17:17 PM
This would be like winning the special olympics

www.thefinkfile.com

Unavailable for comment
 
2007-06-14 03:17:21 PM
I need to pick up a left-handed air guitar. This one's not strung correctly.
 
2007-06-14 03:18:09 PM
....and make out with trannies.
FIFY
 
2007-06-14 03:18:47 PM
Wow, I did not even read the article. Nordic Thunder was robbed like a Japanese Tourist in NYC last year.
 
2007-06-14 03:19:35 PM
What will they do after they catch a fake STD and follow it up with a fake baby daughter who later stars in a fake Peter Jackson movie?
 
2007-06-14 03:19:52 PM
(psst) Wanna score some oregano?
 
2007-06-14 03:20:47 PM
amateurs.

/air keytar is where it's at.
 
2007-06-14 03:21:13 PM
providing security at the event:

news.bbc.co.uk
 
2007-06-14 03:21:39 PM
submitter: after which entrants will snort baking soda and make out with pretend groupies


Come on! If I'm going to snort fake coke and have fake groupies, I'm at the very least going to snort it off of her fake tits.
 
2007-06-14 03:23:21 PM
remember, 90% of your tone is in the fingers.

/would have been a top 10 finisher last year but i broke a string on a wicked bend.
 
2007-06-14 03:24:34 PM
When are the World Guitar Hero Championships?
 
2007-06-14 03:24:45 PM
Guitar Hero fans look down their noses at air guitar championship contestants.

/Guitar hero = .0000042% cooler than air guitar
//air guitar = not cool
 
2007-06-14 03:25:11 PM
Big deal I have an air band.
 
2007-06-14 03:26:00 PM
"... must be able to grimace musically."
 
2007-06-14 03:28:49 PM
I have an air compressor?

/sorry
//I'm Ron Burgundy??!
 
2007-06-14 03:28:57 PM
I'm going to use air fireworks to burn down the air club and kill a whole bunch of air people.
 
2007-06-14 03:29:59 PM
Need a Milli Vanilli pic quick!
 
2007-06-14 03:30:07 PM
Just wait for the World Guitar Hero Championships! Those Guitar Hero champs can beat the pants off of those Air Guitar wussies any day of the week!
 
2007-06-14 03:30:45 PM
re3.mm-a1.yimg.com
This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?
 
2007-06-14 03:31:03 PM
Pull my finger for applause.
 
2007-06-14 03:32:09 PM
Because you don't need a real guitar to tear a groupie's hymen.
 
2007-06-14 03:32:46 PM
This is just stupid.

-1 to Subby for submitting

-1 to mods for greenlighting

-1 to anyone who participates

You all

files.samhart.net
 
2007-06-14 03:32:46 PM
Not amused:
msnbcmedia3.msn.com
 
2007-06-14 03:33:08 PM
Mr. Scorpion
Guitar Hero fans look down their noses at air guitar championship contestants.

/Guitar hero = .0000042% cooler than air guitar
//air guitar = not cool


The absolute worst is when your friends start playing air Guitar Hero. That truly boggles the mind.
 
2007-06-14 03:33:53 PM
My friend was in the DC competition last week...Glitz Krieg, ze rocker from ze hinterlands. Ya!

He got robbed...he went 4th out of 22 people and was EASILY top 5 but those stupid judges from Army of Me starting giving out 6.0's like candy after the first 10 people had performed. Stupid biased air guitar judges!
 
2007-06-14 03:33:57 PM
Everyone knows that real guitarist don't play air guitar - they play air drums. And vice versa.
 
2007-06-14 03:34:03 PM
i'm gonna light my air guitar on fire, kneeling in front of its airness, coaxing the air flames to grow.

then i'm going to drink a fifth or air jack and die on my own air vomit.

and there'll be air heroin in my air headband.
 
2007-06-14 03:35:44 PM
Englebert Slaptyback

i36.photobucket.com

\m/
 
2007-06-14 03:36:33 PM
ultraholland

amateurs.

/air keytar is where it's at.


Air Key-sword-tar?

www.hrwiki.org
 
2007-06-14 03:37:34 PM
Excellent!
 
2007-06-14 03:39:37 PM
four95: -1 to anyone who participates

didn't you participate by posting?

i18.photobucket.com
 
2007-06-14 03:40:05 PM
timhatch.com
 
2007-06-14 03:40:50 PM
lunafutura.com
 
2007-06-14 03:41:01 PM
on my b-day in my city wow just save me some of that arm and hammer
 
2007-06-14 03:42:33 PM
Daffydil: I'm going to start taking pictures with men who have big dicks.


Damn it! Count me out then.
/Wait, what is your definition of "big"?
//Is it ok if it shrivels when it's cold?
 
2007-06-14 03:42:37 PM
i.cnn.net

//For the last time Mr. Reeves, no you don't.
 
2007-06-14 03:42:51 PM
I'd win an air biscuit contest.
 
2007-06-14 03:43:51 PM
What's the difference between playing air John Denver and air Slash? Is it the enthusiasm of the arm wiggling? Do air guitarists ever check their fingering? Can an air guitarist use a real pick when they pretend to play? Can they kick over the imaginary amp?

/These are the questions that keep me up at night
 
2007-06-14 03:44:57 PM
Primitive Screwhead

\m/

|m| :-P
 
2007-06-14 03:44:58 PM
@Daffydil
WHOA where the fark did that come from
 
2007-06-14 03:45:11 PM
Mr. Scorpion
/Guitar hero = .0000042% cooler than air guitar
//air guitar = not cool


I feel sorry for people who don't get that campy things are fun to participate in and watch.

/ People that are "too cool" to have fun are really not that cool
//they are too afraid what others might think
 
2007-06-14 03:45:28 PM
DeathTongue!!


You stink...but I love you
 
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