the dude looks like a big mook

LowbrowDeluxe

We're talking about the one on the left you know.

The kid looks like the bastard child of Jim Brewer and Chris Elliot.

Second, the dad is pissed that school officials weren't held accountable? Oh, I almost forgot, they are responsible for his kid's actions. Giant Duche, meet Turd Sandwich.

antiFodder

You do realize you're attempting to reason comparison between Hollywood movie studio productions and 70s cartoons created as TV filler between ads for Lincoln Logs?

That dude has a seriously tiny head.

radarlove
Holy crap, mrmagnet!!! A million of my most humble thanks to you, good sir!

It's non-renewing. And I'll take your first born child when I sponsor you at the $25 level.

N. CO represent!

I assure you we have the same number of teeth.

It just looks like we have more, because they're all lined up in a row.

/BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
//pant, pant
///BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
////wipes away tears

As far as father/son being douchenozzles, it's helpful to know that Strongsville is one of the nouveau riche suburbs of the West Side of Cleveland, chock full of asshat lawyers, doctors, and their drunk soccer-mom wives. Douchebag parents raise douchebag kids.

And where cartoon simians are concerned, it's gotta be Magilla.



Don't get me started on cute little Gigi with her hot little car...

I'd graciously hit that, fix her some breakfast, and send a "thank you" card afterwards.

/Plenty of MILFy goodness there.

iron_city_ap: You do realize you're attempting to reason comparison between Hollywood movie studio productions and 70s cartoons created as TV filler between ads for Lincoln Logs?

I spoze. But I'm only 35 so my first experience with all of that stuff was the 6am before-school and 4pm after-school cartoons on the local uhf channel, so they all fit in the "cartoons before my time" category. I will say that both WB and MGM (or whoever inherited T&J) went downhill in the mid 60s - early 70s. Maybe for the same reasons that make HB sub-par for me.

HB has always seemed like recycled crap to me, though.

Ok, it doesn't even make sense. If she was married and already had kids, she needs to trick someone else into getting her pregnant? Her husband is clearly up to the task.

Also just farking look at the pic, who's the one with the "yeah, I got this shiat" smirk on his face? The teacher looks genuinely happy.

iron_city_ap:

I'll be damned, it did it again.

Way to go Cleveland Leader

/FARKED
//I like slashies!
///

You brits want to convince me of the worth of your womenfolk you're going to have to break out the Felicity Kendall pics.

/Pretty-pretty please?

cjellibebi2007-06-14 08:15:33 AM
blah blah blah...too many teeth...blah blah blah

The wider mouth of the American woman is an evolutionary change to accomodate the larger anatomy of the American male.

Even Regis approves

The punk looks like the stupider younger brother of K-Fed....

Ah yes, the British smile...

Cartoons went downhill when the PC crowd wouldn't let Mighty Mouse beat up the mean old cats any more.

/damn kids
//get off my lawn, dammit

Buttsecks?

/obligatory
//would hit like a slap shot

kibbled
Besides if a female teacher gets pregnant I doubt any judge will force the male student to pay child support. If a female student gets pregnant I doubt a judge will even allow the male teacher to even see let alone raise the child.

Guess again:

http://www.opinionet.com/article.php?id=1527

"Children often pay child support to grown-ups. In California and Kansas, minor boys statutorily raped by adult women must pay child support to the criminals who raped him. In one case, the boy was drugged before sex."

and then there's this:

http://www.nas.com/c4m/rape_case.html

COPR. (C) WEST 1993 NO CLAIM TO ORIG. U.S. GOVT. WORKS
AUTHORIZED FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY
(CITE AS: 1993 WL 57722 (KAN.))

STATE of Kansas, ex rel., Colleen HERMESMANN, Appellee,
v.
Shane SEYER, a minor, and Dan and Mary Seyer, his parents, Appellants.
No. 67,978.
Supreme Court of Kansas.
March 5, 1993.
Syllabus by the Court


In an action for support of a minor child, the parents have a common- law, as well as a statutory, duty to support their minor child. This duty applies equally to parents of a child born out of wedlock.

In an action against a father for reimbursement to the State for support furnished under the aid to families with dependent children program, the fact that the father was under the age of 16 when the child was conceived and born and that the mother may have been guilty of violating K.S.A.1992 Supp. 21-3503, or some other criminal statute, cannot serve to relieve the father of his legal responsibilities towards his child.

The issue of consent to sexual activity under the criminal statutes is irrelevant in a civil action to determine paternity and for support of a minor child born of such activity.

The State's interest in requiring minor parents to support their children is superior to the State's competing interest in protecting juveniles from their improvident acts, even when such acts may include criminal activity on the part of the other parent.

In an action by the State against a minor father for reimbursement of funds paid for support of his child, the fault or wrongdoing of the mother at the time of conception, even if criminal, has no bearing on the father's duty to support such child.


Just imagine the outrage if any state tried to make female rape victims pay money to their rapists for ANY reason.

LowbrowDeluxe:

IF you won't hit her then there is NO hope for you. If all you'll hit are 18 year old babes with fake boobs who are bulimic then you'll never get any.

/If was a 17 year old football quarterback I'd hit her over and over and over again (in one encounter).

\Ukrainian women FTW

Eastern European women are the hottest on the planet, until they turn 25 and their faces start to collapse.

Mrs. Scarlett, in Strongsville Highschool, with the football captain.

I'm surprised nobody but me made a single goddam reference to Clue in this whole farking thread.

Surprised and disappointed.

For shame.

golo606 2007-06-14 06:36:20 AM

can I just say, as a European, that she is SO American-looking. If i saw her in the street I'd think she was a tourist from the US.

Looks a bit like a man to me.

No, no, no. The one on your left.

Bradigan told the judge that Scarlett had tricked him into having an affair so she could get pregnant. Those words caused Scarlett to break down into tears.

"You were not interested in what was good for me," he said. "I feel like I was used and I was a stupid jerk for not realizing it then," said Bradigan.

What a little biatch. What kind of high school kid whines about getting laid, even one that looks like Kid Rock.

I assure you we have the same number of teeth.

It just looks like we have more, because they're all lined up in a row.

Ha! Total Fark for you my friend. One month only since I'm a tightwad..

Am I the only one here who wants to see this twit make it to the NFL?

kibbled 2007-06-14 07:44:16 AM

TheGreatUnwashed
why is it that the responsibilities of a father are somehow less than that of the mother?

I am not necessarily saying the responsibilities are greater but the potential of damage to a female student's emotional, financial and physical health is much greater to a girl than a guy because of chance of pregnancy.

Besides if a female teacher gets pregnant I doubt any judge will force the male student to pay child support. If a female student gets pregnant I doubt a judge will even allow the male teacher to even see let alone raise the child.

All I am doing is trying to justify the double standard. IF someone can give me an argument that is more than "it's not fair" I am willing to listen.

Don't try. Logic and the U.S. Justice system are mutually incompatible.

Dr. Mojo PhD

Perhaps closer inspection is in order.

"What a little biatch. What kind of high school kid whines about getting laid, even one that looks like Kid Rock."
+++

Meh. He'll probably catch teh ghey at community college ...

Only one Scarlett indeed.

Yo joe.

nopokerface
Perhaps closer inspection is in order.

Well don't I feel silly now.

*pokes link*
*pokes link* again
*pokes* for a third time.

*uses sledgehammer to hit the news article link around the apartment several times before finally giving up and moving on to another article*

Duderonomy says: If you are a man of modest means and charisma and a rich, beautiful woman wants to have sex with you, do not question her motives until the act is over.

Duderonomy, book 4, verse 1.

The Dude abides.

they must have removed the photo(s) from the page

no mention of her hubby and 3 other kids?

Imagine being married to her and her coming home... with a snatch full of this dork's seed...
or
"honey! I'm pregnant again!"..."oh, wait, not yours."

Hello, Cleveland.....get some more gitty-up for your newspaper's webpage.

I'd let him hit my uvula with his glans.

Grape Ape always pissed me off, they could never keep him the same scale. I saw one episode where he jumped into a canyon and Beegley drove his van across Grape Ape's shoulders to the other side. Three seconds later you see Grape Ape riding on top of the van, being only slightly larger than the van. Stupid Grape Ape.

And why the hell couldn't anyone see Grape Ape until Beegley pointed him out? He's a 50 foot tall purple gorilla for crying out loud!

He just moved up several spots on the Bengal's scouting list.