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		People on line to visit Paris in jail, complain about special treatment, when her parents skip the line. Look here, I'm playing the worlds smallest violin for you (news.yahoo.com)		49
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alacrify		2007-06-13 07:59:32 PM

They were waiting to visit OTHER people.

overslacked		2007-06-13 08:01:14 PM

Dammit New Yorkers, it's IN LINE.

Norad		2007-06-13 08:03:15 PM

That was, a, great headline, submitter.

lordargent		2007-06-13 08:07:28 PM

evil knievel can get on the line, I'm getting IN the line

MrKraclenutz		2007-06-13 08:11:20 PM

It took me all of 3 seconds to read far enough into that article to realize subby is mentally deficient...

Dr.Knockboots		2007-06-13 08:11:25 PM

...visited their daughter after breezing past others waiting to see loved ones - an incident that raised new complaints that the heiress is receiving special treatment.

also: it's "in" line.. ya douche

Whamdangler		2007-06-13 08:11:52 PM

overslacked: Dammit New Yorkers, it's IN LINE.

HA!!!! I was JUST coming in to say "You know how I know subby's from the east coast?"

spman		2007-06-13 08:12:27 PM

♪Hold the line love isn't always on time♪

Wanebo		2007-06-13 08:12:40 PM

They were going to visit her on the intartubes?

Damn. Those LA jails are progressive.

dewars-rocks		2007-06-13 08:12:58 PM

Wow, just like Drew wrote in his book, people write misleading headlines just for attention.

You fail subtard or should I say, subfailtard.

TDUsGamer		2007-06-13 08:14:49 PM

Hey subby:

files.samhart.net

And here's a fun farker fact!

LAPD Sheriff Lee Baca's political run received a sizeable donation of $100,000 from the Hilton family back when he tried to obtain the position.

/the more you know
//the more pissed off you get.

StuffMeSidewaysWithALargeMexicanCactus		2007-06-13 08:15:05 PM

submitter: I'm playing the worlds smallest violin for you

Really?

Because it looks like you're just rolling a booger.

Uzzah		2007-06-13 08:15:12 PM

The only way I could handle that headline? was to pretend that each comma was a question mark? and that the submitter? was a 12-year old girl? whose voice goes up at the end of every clause? like she's in a state of perpetual inquisitiveness?

mediaho		2007-06-13 08:18:46 PM

That's, really, fascinating, submitter.

woodpecker from mars		2007-06-13 08:19:03 PM

On line. On line. On line. I am waiting on line.

We are right. You are ALL wrong.

/east coast represent

NewportBarGuy		2007-06-13 08:19:21 PM

Uzzah		2007-06-13 08:21:37 PM

overslacked: Dammit New Yorkers, it's IN LINE.

lordargent: evil knievel can get on the line, I'm getting IN the line

Dr.Knockboots: also: it's "in" line.. ya douche

Whamdangler: HA!!!! I was JUST coming in to say "You know how I know subby's from the east coast?"

You guys are all jumping to conclusions. He might also be from Detroit, or maybe some God forsaken Indian reservation on the South Dakota-Minnesota border.

/just using a flimsy excuse to link to one of my favorite websites of all time.

FrancoFile		2007-06-13 08:23:27 PM

New Yorkers are so illogical.

There is no line painted on the ground for you to be on. However, standing together in a linear fashion creates a line that we are within - hence "form a line". When we disperse, the line is no longer there.

Got that?

dynomutt		2007-06-13 08:23:40 PM

What, they're not enqueued?

NewportBarGuy		2007-06-13 08:24:18 PM

submitter: People ~~on line~~ quedued up to visit Paris in jail

FTFY

NewportBarGuy		2007-06-13 08:25:12 PM

NewportBarGuy: submitter: People on line queued up to visit Paris in jail

Goddammit.

I FAIL!

EvilElecBlanket		2007-06-13 08:28:33 PM

Subby, put down the bong, and walk, away

LandStander		2007-06-13 08:31:17 PM

Generally I'm on line. Specifically I can tell you where I am in line.

srhp29		2007-06-13 08:37:34 PM

Didn't RTFA, but there is an actual "Line" you have to stand "ON"? That is weird.

paulseta		2007-06-13 08:38:36 PM

PARIS HILTON TIME OF BALL /= NORMAL + ELECTO-TIME

Overview:

1)Any Xist intervention with the Conspiracy of Hilton-1 evolves until it is manipulated by the energies and can alter your soul so that you are yet grossly underestimated and over-priced.(!)

2)The mind-blasting prophecy of a million False Prophets evolves until it is manipulated by the Con and can alter your soul so that you are yet grossly
underestimated and over-priced.

3) The true hidden value of pi is 3.084; all mathematics textbooks have been rewritten to hide this. only from this value can one derive the true structure
(reversed) of matter.

Thus Matter /+ = Time of Ball -Hilton= ELECTRO-VOLUMETRIC NORMALISATION!!!!!!

Paris Hilton will cause Electro-Volumetric Normalistation unless Time Of Ball is quantum.

whatshisname		2007-06-13 08:38:43 PM

Nothing worse then someone who doesn't know it's IN line, and who uses way too many commas.

Shostie		2007-06-13 08:39:37 PM

FrancoFile: There is no line painted on the ground for you to be on. However, standing together in a linear fashion creates a line that we are within - hence "form a line". When we disperse, the line is no longer there.

I just bought some awesome on line skates!

And wait... If they wait "on line" do they go "inline" to surf the web?

/Bizarro...

Tourney3p0		2007-06-13 08:43:48 PM

I live on the east coast, and I never once have heard anyone say "waiting on line" when they mean "waiting in line".

That said, the headline appears to have been written by Rocky Balboa. After his fight with Drago, I think.

neomatt		2007-06-13 08:47:31 PM

Tat'dGreaser		2007-06-13 08:54:12 PM

I've got a team of monkeys in the back room still trying to figure that headline out.

Catymogo1		2007-06-13 09:00:02 PM

I have always said "waiting on line" and never knew anything different, until I went to college and throughly confused my English 101 class.

missmez		2007-06-13 09:00:48 PM

Great, so now people who wait hours to visit their loved ones are shortchanged because of that skanky ho? Thats farked up.

vsync		2007-06-13 09:09:51 PM

FTFA

Shatani Alverson, 23

HAHAHHAA

I have nothing else

Infobahn		2007-06-13 09:14:49 PM

TDUsGamer: LAPD Sheriff Lee Baca's political run received a sizeable donation of $100,000 from the Hilton family back when he tried to obtain the position.

Proof of that? The articles I have read have said that her Grandfather gave Baca $1,000, the legal limit. Unless you have some other proof of something that would be illegal, STFU.

LowbrowDeluxe		2007-06-13 10:57:45 PM

They'll get over it.

IntotheAbyss		2007-06-13 11:12:50 PM

jansm38		2007-06-13 11:17:54 PM

Just wanted to say, I'm from NJ and I always said "In Line" and thought it was weird when I heard other people saying "On Line". "On Line" is what you are when you're on the interwebs.

RockIsDead		2007-06-13 11:41:45 PM

FrancoFile: New Yorkers are so illogical.

There is no line painted on the ground for you to be on. However, standing together in a linear fashion creates a line that we are within - hence "form a line". When we disperse, the line is no longer there.

Got that?

Maybe, but when you first join a line, most of us join at the end, therebye getting ON the line.
To get IN it would mean cutting in front of others and show callous disrespect and arrogance.
So those must truly be more mid-western traits after all.

Pillager		2007-06-13 11:49:25 PM

Hats off to the submitter.

Green light & plenty of people stirred up on the fark board.

Great work!

FlashHarry		2007-06-13 11:56:41 PM

comma, comma, comma, comma, comma, chameleon.

here's a little titbit, submitter: punctuation is actually supposed to help make a sentence more understandable.

MasonL87		2007-06-13 11:59:11 PM

Aww, let me play you a sad song on, well you know...
moblog.co.uk

CraicBaby		2007-06-14 02:12:54 AM

Here in Canada, people don't "wait in line", they "stand in a lineup".

Ex: "There's always a lineup at Tim Horton's."

joethorne.		2007-06-14 02:47:52 AM

Glorious combination of subby using obnoxious East coast colloquialism AND not even knowing the substance of the article he/she linked to.

/thinks anyone who says "on line" should be Paris' cell-mate.

Netheus		2007-06-14 03:43:42 AM

That whole East Coast "on line" non-sense worked up until the point the internet became the "on line."

So when you say you were "on line" at the market, I'm assuming you either had a wireless card in your laptop, and the need to be working on it at the store, or your cell phone has internet service, and you were wandering about, ramming old people and sugar crazed children standing in the aisles.

Aboleth		2007-06-14 04:14:12 AM

I came here to read everyone's outrage at the Hiltons, but I got you guys tag teaming up on subby instead. For shame! It's Paris, everybody!!!

tokyogirl79		2007-06-14 04:30:52 AM

Awww... Paris's parents were there to help gang-bang her?

I guess that since she heard that her talent label dropped her she started looking for all of the help her family could give her.

BTW- If Paris is what that agency considers talent, I'd hate to see the people they turned away...

IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T		2007-06-14 09:32:47 AM

tokyogirl79

BTW- If Paris is what that agency considers talent, I'd hate to see the people they turned away...

Money is money, even from an attention whore.

/It's all green
//Just like her hoo-hah
///At least in her Sony Night-shot video

FoxKelfonne		2007-06-14 11:35:24 AM

Netheus

So when you say you were "on line" at the market, I'm assuming you either had a wireless card in your laptop, and the need to be working on it at the store, or your cell phone has internet service, and you were wandering about, ramming old people and sugar crazed children standing in the aisles.

Well, I don't know what you do at the supermarket, but I'm usually there to shop.