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2002-08-30 04:39:35 PM
When my 12 year old daughter asked for this for her birthday, I kind of wondered if she was too old for it, but she seems to LOVE it. Her friends love it too! They play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too!

Hehehehe. We Farkers need to write our own reviews of this.
 
2002-08-30 04:57:01 PM
About farking time this was posted....... it was only submitted about 4,000 times!
 
2002-08-30 05:17:35 PM
Bah. Like the reviews (the two about the teenagers) are real or something. Or am I the only one that can see that magically on June 11, seven months after the first reviews of the product (which is not new), two people post almost identical reviews about their teenage daughters playing in their room?

Humbug.
 
2002-08-30 07:24:56 PM
NTK?
 
2002-08-30 07:25:47 PM
"They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too!"

Im sure she does like a long vibrating rod.
 
2002-08-30 07:25:50 PM
This replaces the Bumble-Ball as "Baby's First Vibrator"
 
2002-08-30 07:27:33 PM
Keep the batteries out!, December 26, 2001
Reviewer: A toy enthusiast from NJ
This toy was #1 on my daughter's Christmas list. So what the heck, although it has no educational value I figured it would be good for imaginative play. It wasn't until after she opened her gift and started playing with it that I realized that the toy may offer a more than sensational experience. The broomstick has cute sound effects and ***VIBRATES*** when they put it between their legs to fly. Come on---what were the creators of this toy thinking? She'll keep playing with the Nimbus 2000, but with the batteries removed.


priceless
 
2002-08-30 07:27:52 PM
Does anyone remember when little boys played with GUNS?!!!
 
2002-08-30 07:28:15 PM
It would have been even funnier if it were for real...*sigh*...
 
2002-08-30 07:29:20 PM
Hahahaha, that's great.
 
2002-08-30 07:29:44 PM
Dammit, playing "Guns" was just plain -fun-. I remember having an entire arsenal of plastic faux firepower.
 
2002-08-30 07:30:58 PM

For the idjuts out there, the lawyers require this label on the toy ... Warning: Nimbus 2000 does not enable rider to fly.

damned lawyers ...

 
2002-08-30 07:33:48 PM
I don't know about any other girls here, but I wouldn't feel comfortable masturbating with my friends. Maybe it's just me...
jess
 
2002-08-30 07:34:06 PM
Ok.
That was the funniest thing I've read in a long time.
 
2002-08-30 07:34:48 PM
Come on---what were the creators of this toy thinking?

You know very well what they were thinking...
 
2002-08-30 07:34:49 PM
Christ, I remember when a toy gun looked like the real thing. Not these neon sissy-boy plastiques. I want to bring back the days of guns and Creepy Crawler firetraps and Shrunken Heads and Lawn Darts...

I ran with scissors, drank whole milk, laughed at Buckwheat and LOVED the bad guys...I turned out okay.

(alright, so I am a little twisted...so was Jesus)
 
2002-08-30 07:34:50 PM
Hell, witches have been getting off on their brooms for centuries!
 
2002-08-30 07:34:52 PM
Of course the two teen reviews are fake - but it's still funny that they're still up there (I bet they won't when Amazon notices the traffic the page is getting). The one from the mother about the batteries is awesome though.
 
2002-08-30 07:35:35 PM
"When my 12 year old daughter asked for this for her birthday, I kind of wondered if she was too old for it, but she seems to LOVE it. Her friends love it too! They play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too! I reccomend this for all children."

I wonder if the door is locked when they "play" with the stick. Hate to point out the obvious but the 17 year old is probably really liking the vibrating action if you know what I mean.
 
2002-08-30 07:36:15 PM
Jesss:

It really only happens in male fantasy, Unfortunatly for us males.
 
2002-08-30 07:36:24 PM
thats a shame jessss
=P
 
2002-08-30 07:37:26 PM
Also priceless:
 
2002-08-30 07:37:48 PM
Harry Potter's popularity will skyrocket in the female category. You will hear a titter and a snort in about 20 years when these girls are older.... "You remember the Nimbus 2000?" "Like, ohmagawd!"
 
2002-08-30 07:37:48 PM
Jessss:

I would feel EXTREMELY comfortable masturbating in front of your friends...
 
2002-08-30 07:41:10 PM
Bluenovaman

Hate to point out the obvious but the 17 year old is probably really liking the vibrating action if you know what I mean.

I'm sorry, I'm not following. Please elaborate.

*goes to get TIPS hotline number*
 
2002-08-30 07:41:40 PM
Now we know why witches laugh the way they do when they ride their brooms bzzzzzzzzz.
 
2002-08-30 07:44:04 PM
OK..I just got in shat for bursting out at work.
Untill my boss seen what I was looking at.
Is this a real post? If so they you mean to tell me
that they did not think of what it will do to lil'
girls?! OMG! a 17 year old likes it to?!



BWAaa hhahahah hahahaha hahahah!!!!


/mad
 
2002-08-30 07:45:56 PM
this is old news over at SA.
 
2002-08-30 07:46:27 PM
Whatever they're paying that kid in the picture, it ain't enough.
 
2002-08-30 07:48:23 PM
well hrm. that's why witches had broomsticks, originally. to apply 'ointment' to 'wet tissue'. yeah. no, seriously. i read it in a book somewhere. my friend saw it too.
seriously though, that's where the connotation of witch/broon comes from. ASK CECIL!
 
2002-08-30 07:48:26 PM
old time farkers may remember (dont remember how long ago)
the david hasselhoff best hits cd review was the best one i have seen, the scooby doo review was great
 
2002-08-30 07:49:53 PM
What's the name of the "Pro-family-coservative-christian-parental-dominance" gorup that publishes a yearly list of toys that should be burned (along with the toy's creators, the publishing company ceo's, all the employees of the stores that sell them]).
 
2002-08-30 07:52:21 PM
There are some supid-assed products on Amazon that people gang up and write funny fake reviews for. One of the most popular products for this kind of review is those lame "Family Circus" books, and the reviews are damn funny. Here's an example. Amazon tends to catch on after awhile and remove the reviews, but while they're up, they're always good for a laugh.

Also, check out this review on eopinions.com for a funny review on a product called the "Oral Irrigator." There is a link there to the same guy's other reviews, which are also worth reading.
 
2002-08-30 07:52:22 PM
Jessss: I'm not one of your friends, so feel free to come by my place any time.
 
2002-08-30 07:52:54 PM
almost as good as the "Hello Kitty" dildo - umm, shoulder massager. ;-)
http://www.jlist.com/cgi-bin/disp.cgi?img=http://images.jlist.com/c2/kittyvib5 .gif&x=500&y=500

...scroll down a bit...
or
http://www.jlist.com/cgi-bin/disp.cgi?img=http://images.jlist.com/c2/kittyvib5 .gif&x=500&y=500
 
2002-08-30 07:55:45 PM
There is a store here that sells all of the old cool plastic guns. I am going to horde them for when I have kids. I played with guns and by god so will my kids.
 
2002-08-30 08:00:23 PM
Plastic guns don't kill people...they kill PLASTIC people.

(a good thing in my opinion)
 
2002-08-30 08:03:53 PM
Cyberluddite

More reviews at amazon, this one's my favorite:

David Hasselhoff's Greatest Hits CD
 
2002-08-30 08:04:56 PM
Gbcinques


I actually own that "shoulder massager".
jess
 
2002-08-30 08:05:41 PM
My girlfriend and I joke about this thing a lot. We realized how much it vibrates when we first found it in the store, it's pretty strong!
 
2002-08-30 08:15:56 PM
Jessss:I can take you and your friends all one at a time.
 
2002-08-30 08:16:35 PM
Well I hope whoever submitted this stupid article three thousand times is happy now. 4 out of 5 fake reviews on Amazon.com agree.
 
2002-08-30 08:17:02 PM
"In dispair one night I put your record on as some mood music, whilst trying to charm a girl I'd previously met on the internet.
Within two minutes the young lady was naked on her hands and knees baying at the moon, in between screaming "Into my brown hole, make it red!".


Devilsnight: I gotta get that Hasselhoff CD
 
2002-08-30 08:17:08 PM
Speaking of witches and brooms...
Why don't witches wear underwear?

Better grip on the broomstick.



Ok, I'm done now. Sorry about the tangent. :)
 
2002-08-30 08:21:02 PM
wow, you actually have a hello kitty vibrator? you are quite possibly the coolest woman ever.
 
2002-08-30 08:26:38 PM

08-30-02 07:33:48 PM Jessss
I don't know about any other girls here, but I wouldn't feel comfortable masturbating with my friends. Maybe it's just me...
jess


Give it a shot and let us know how it pans out.
 
2002-08-30 08:32:42 PM
i too remember playing guns. we would always hide in the bushes and wait to ambush our friends with imaginary bullets. now the world is PC and full of gays. Hence why little kids think broomsticks that vibrate are fun.
 
2002-08-30 08:34:33 PM
Next photoshop getting saturated with pics where that kid is sewn in somehow in 5.. 4.. 3..
 
2002-08-30 08:36:44 PM
Jesss, maybe you should bring it up with your cheerleader friends next time you have a slumber party and you're all sitting around in your PJ's having tickle fights...?
Just trying to be helpful.
 
2002-08-30 08:38:55 PM
Lets see... it goes between your legs, vibrates, and makes wooshing noises...

i really cannot comment...
 
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