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2002-08-30 11:25:44 AM
hahaha, Like when Leonardo Dicaprio paid some rap group to write a song about him.. What a tool..
 
2002-08-30 11:25:49 AM
Boobies
 
2002-08-30 11:27:35 AM
haha cool :D
 
2002-08-30 11:28:37 AM
"He had the same obsequious manner,
that was the reason I'd had him killed..."
 
2002-08-30 11:33:27 AM
With a free safety pin, you just can't go wrong.

I'm SO bidding on this.
 
2002-08-30 11:33:28 AM
"Disclaimers:
#1. This song will be entirely original material. "
So I guess P.Diddy won't be bidding on this ?
DO NOT DISTURB THE SEXY NON-TALENTS !
 
2002-08-30 11:33:29 AM
I've already had a song written about me.
 
2002-08-30 11:33:51 AM
fark, I've finally found my cashcow! No more trying to get those worthwhile positions as a magazine editor!
 
2002-08-30 11:34:23 AM
Ha, I'm dating a guy in a band...I've already gotten a song written about me. I'm cool. Yeh.


/boasting
 
2002-08-30 11:34:50 AM
Better Auction: Pay Creed, Staind, et al to never write another song.
 
2002-08-30 11:35:42 AM
Stop, you had me at obsequious.

I've always wanted to say that.
 
2002-08-30 11:37:51 AM
ooooh baby baby you're sweeeeeeet god damn.... woooooooooo!
 
2002-08-30 11:39:46 AM
stoney girl is a groupie slut....

/asshole
 
2002-08-30 11:39:47 AM
Huh, I was wondering what David Lee Roth was doing these days.
 
2002-08-30 11:41:05 AM
my love for you is like a truck, berserker!
 
2002-08-30 11:42:57 AM
OMG WOW That is what I've been waiting for MY WHOLE LIFE. PARTYING WITH LEONARDO. He is SO SEXY he only looks about 40 years old with girly arms and a pot belly. I LOVE that look on men.

Sigh. You really wonder what Gisele Bundchen is thinking, isn't that wanker her bf?
 
2002-08-30 11:43:58 AM


ummmmm.... yeahhhh
 
2002-08-30 11:44:53 AM
Fredo, Fredo .....

ummmmmm..........

Please move to Laredo?
 
2002-08-30 11:47:41 AM
This guy seems pretty cool. If I wasn't out of work and broke I'd bid on it.
 
2002-08-30 11:56:56 AM
I'd but that for a dollar!
 
2002-08-30 11:57:24 AM
Besides, I already have a rock song about me. And it continues to piss off anybody with the number 867-5309.
 
2002-08-30 11:57:30 AM
"#6. Song will be 4 to 5 minutes long, unless I pass out during the bridge, in which case, it may be much longer."

Heh, heh.
 
2002-08-30 11:59:32 AM
Man, why didn't I think of this.
 
2002-08-30 12:06:39 PM
Cuz you're not a washed up rock star!!
 
2002-08-30 12:08:25 PM
Launch a fragrance named after you...

Hmmm...that's interesting
 
2002-08-30 12:14:40 PM
I actually have HAD a song made...

Weird pardody of Matchbox 20 or Third Eye Blind or whoever did that "Slide" song.

"I wanna be like John Z, 'cause he's got an awesome car - that he likes to drive."
 
2002-08-30 12:17:06 PM
no song has been written about me, but I did get a limerick,

"there once was a man (me) from Nantucket...."
 
2002-08-30 12:18:06 PM
Does it include a guitar solo?
 
2002-08-30 12:19:03 PM
Farkin For A Livin'

Chris Hayes / Huey Lewis / Drew Curtis

Somedays won't end ever and somedays pass on by,
I'll be Farking here forever, at least until I die.
Dammed if you do, dammed if you don't
I'm supposed to do a Photoshop, you know damn well I won't.

Farkin' for a livin' (Farkin')
Farkin' for a livin' (Farkin')
Farkin' for a livin', livin' and Farkin'
I'm taking what they giving 'cause I'm Farking for a livin'.

Hey I'm not complaining 'cause I really need to fark
Hitting up my buddy's got me feeling like a jerk
Hundred dollar car note, two hundred rent.
I get a check on Friday, but it's all ready spent.

Farkin' for a livin' (Farkin')
Farkin' for a livin' (Farkin')
Farkin' for a livin', livin' and Farkin'
I'm taking what they giving 'cause I'm Farking for a livin'.

Ooh, Farkin' for a livin'
Ooh, taking what they giving
Ooh, Farkin' for a livin'
Ooh, ooh

Bus boy, bartender, ladies of the night
Grease monkey, ex-junky, winner of the fight
Walking on the streets its really all the same
selling souls, rock n' roll, any other day

Farkin' for a livin' (Farkin')
Farkin' for a livin' (Farkin')
Farkin' for a livin', livin' and Farkin'
I'm taking what they giving 'cause I'm Farking for a livin'.

Farkin' for a livin', livin' and Farkin'
I'm taking what they giving 'cause I'm Farking for a livin'.
Farkin' for a livin', livin' and Farkin'
 
2002-08-30 12:23:18 PM
Shagadog that wasn't very nice. I take offence at that statement. I happen to have known this guy since we were in high school, before he started the band. Therefore, I am not a groupie.


Hmph.
 
2002-08-30 12:23:42 PM
wow i've been trying to think of ways to make money easily. I should do this, but with a rap song. Rap songs come to me more often than Religious Revelations to random 5 year olds in Spain.
 
2002-08-30 12:26:32 PM
Drew Curtis Also Presents:

Fark at the Moon
(Just a) Shot in the Fark
Macarthur Fark
Fark! The Herald Angels Sing
 
2002-08-30 12:29:59 PM
Obsequious Minds

Verse 1
[G] We're caught on Fark;[C] I can't log out
[D] because I love[C] you too much, [G]Drew.
[G] Why can't you post [C] another flamewar
[D] Just to piss the [C]libertarians [D]off?[C][Bm][D7]

Chorus
[C] We can all post[G] together[Bm], with obsequious Mi[C]nds;[D]
[Em] and we can post[Bm]d our thoughts[C], but you can't say[D] attractive and successful African-American[D7]

I could do more but it is pathetic. (But I did look up obsequious, so it sort of makes sense)
 
2002-08-30 12:41:29 PM
Maybe that's because rap songs seem to be fairly easy to write. They only use about 10 different words, subjects and phrases:
- Ho
- biatch
- Various drug references
- The "N" word, with either "a" or "er" suffix
- various references to female naughty parts
- various references to size of cock, jimmy, dick, etc, espeically in conjunction to receiving oral sex from an inferior male
- random disses of other rappers (particularly when rapper is Foxy Brown or Lil' Kim)
- references to oppression by various white-dominated groups and the need to overcome
- area codes, and having many women in each one (see: pimping)
- references to P.Diddy's overwhelming pimpitude and his need to find a girl to "ride, ride, ride" (note: found only in P.Diddy's songs, and those that he pays other rap artists to participate in with him)
 
2002-08-30 12:42:48 PM
I'm somewhat skeptical of the musicial abilities of someone who can't spell "chords" right.
 
2002-08-30 12:50:36 PM
BarkingKitten: yo dont dis rap altogether for shiatty mainstream. I am a poetic rapper, i dont use any of your list in my raps,

- Ho
- biatch
- Various drug references
- The "N" word, with either "a" or "er" suffix
- various references to female naughty parts
- various references to size of cock, jimmy, dick, etc, espeically in conjunction to receiving oral sex from an inferior male
- random disses of other rappers (particularly when rapper is Foxy Brown or Lil' Kim)
- references to oppression by various white-dominated groups and the need to overcome
- area codes, and having many women in each one (see: pimping)
- references to P.Diddy's overwhelming pimpitude and his need to find a girl to "ride, ride, ride" (note: found only in P.Diddy's songs, and those that he pays other rap artists to participate in with him)


ok? please, dont be (the 2nd item on your list). if you wish to be disproven, i will proceed to do so. But, till then, shut your pie-ho' (ha...get it...triple meaning
 
2002-08-30 12:52:23 PM
btw, all of the below can be found in pop and rock songs everywhere, its not exclusive to mainstream rap


Ho
- biatch
- Various drug references
- various references to female naughty parts
- various references to size of cock, jimmy, dick, etc, espeically in conjunction to receiving oral sex from an inferior male
- references to oppression by various white-dominated groups and the need to overcome
- area codes, and having many women in each one (see: pimping)
 
2002-08-30 12:56:41 PM
oh, and regarding

references to oppression by various white-dominated groups and the need to overcome

why do you need to mix your racism in here (i know its racism because i read your profile. Your ability to BS ethnic studies papers as long as the TA doesnt detect sarcasm). You obviously have no grasp of the magnitude of the oppression by White Christian People unto Jews, Blacks, Gays, Asians, Native Americans, basically anyone who wasnt a WASP (including Catholics). Its not so hard to let go of over 500 years of oppression, lynching, racism, separation, slavery (dont give be bs about it ending in 1862....everyone knows better). Or how about Concentration Camps? do u manage to BS papers on millions dying? ok, i'd love to see your response. This will be entertaining. I always love white trash trying to be intelligent
 
2002-08-30 01:00:34 PM
I've already had 2 songs written about me.....
 
2002-08-30 01:03:31 PM
anyone remember that episode of cheers where woody falls in love with the rich dumb blonde girl and he spends all night writing her a song.. he gets on the piano and sings, "kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly.."
 
2002-08-30 01:05:06 PM
Haha... I never said ALL rap was like that. Of course, you can always substitute more poetic, inspirational words (after all, there is Christian rap which, if I'm not mistaken, uses few if any of those terms). Those are just sort of what you might call a beginner's guide to rap: for those without enough skill to write a good song.

And, Yahel, I can't remember the last time I heard Britney Spears or Avril Lavigne or Nsync use the N-word in ANY of their songs =P Pop may strongly imply those concepts, but it rarely will come right out and SAY them.

Although that might help Justin Timberlake ditch his squeaky-clean image if he started singing about trafficking crack.
 
2002-08-30 01:10:58 PM
Mine would start off something like this:

MEDLEY MEDLEY MEDLEY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! (on the little strings, of course!)
 
2002-08-30 01:11:12 PM
"Joe lies.....Joe lies.....Joes lies.....when he cries."


"He likes girls. With names like Ashley. And Tabitha."
 
2002-08-30 01:15:09 PM
Yahel what the fark. I don't recall putting anything on my profile that could mean that I'm a racist, other than possibly listing my hair and eye color. If you're telling me I'm a racist simply because I'm white, go fark yourself and look up "racism" in the dictionary sometime.

Honestly, as if I don't get enough practice dealing with dumbfarks at work.
 
2002-08-30 01:24:48 PM
Ohhhh my bad. Having a sense of humor about the UC system's overwhelmingly nauseating treatment of gender studies means I'm a racist. Might I suggest first of all that you actually talk to me before jumping the gun and screaming bigot.

I'm guessing you've never been to the UC system. If you did, you'd see what I mean when I talk about the loads of crap professors and TA's expect to hear regurgitated back at them from students. I took a class on American slavery last quarter. I don't think you could possibly understand what it feels like to be in such a class and feel that you already have a strike against you because you're white, and that if you disagree with anything the professor says, you're going to be labeled a racist.

Look, I'm not mentally retarded. I know the shiat that certain ethnic groups have been through. I am Irish-Sicilian and guess what? My ancestors went through shiat too because they were micks and wops. That didn't feel too good either. And extreme poverty isn't worlds better than slavery.

So next time you're ready to scream "racist!" in somebody's face because they aren't constantly bemoaning how hard the US has been on minorities, maybe do your research and actually get to know the person. And maybe, for a change, quit hating white Christians, this is 2002 and we're not all monsters anymore.
 
2002-08-30 01:30:33 PM
And while I'm on the subject and really fired up about this racist crap... I wonder if the only people who are allowed to be ethnic anymore, or have classes about their culture are African American, Hispanic, Jewish or Catholic (not that Catholicism is an ethnicity but since Yahel mentioned it, I'll add it in here. Never mind that just slightly over 100% of my ancestors were Catholics themselves.)

I guess unless you fit into one of those categories you just get lumped into one big WHITE OPPRESSOR category.
 
2002-08-30 01:36:09 PM
I'm all about oppressing "tha man". So much so that I'll write a song about it. Oh wait, I forgot. Thats already been done--its called "rap."
 
2002-08-30 01:37:41 PM
Oops... middle post should read "ethnic studies in first line." My tired white ass needs more sleep at night. Must be all the subconscious guilt for crimes against humanity that I didn't commit.
 
2002-08-30 01:39:16 PM
DAmmit... now the quotes got me... i give up.
 
2002-08-30 01:50:33 PM
I'm disturbed by this picture. If you were going to put a saftey pin through your head, wouldn't you open it up and just stick the sharp part through, instead of jamming the whole thing in like that ?

 
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