El_Frijole_Blanco: And no mention of the Bengals connection

Well of course not, she's more like a cougar.

Here she is putting makeup on Cindy Crawford

If it was consensual, and she was in Georgia, she could have gotten 10 years.

you said 'Dinkel'

Q: What clue tells you the gender of the adult?

A: The word "probation".

Do I get a cookie now?

I guess dyslexia isn't a defense?

A: Gender.

Niiiiiiiiiiice.

The word "mother" in the first sentance?
/would hit that with a granny apple

I'd prob*ation* it.

/it's a stretch, I know

Perhaps Bill O'Reilly is right.

Look's like her carrer has been going downhill for a while.


Constellation (2005) (makeup department head)
Dead Horse (2004) (makeup department head)
Wild Things (1998) (makeup department head)
Just Passin' Through (1998) (TV) (makeup department head)
Fair Game (1995) (makeup artist: Cindy Crawford)
Bad Boys (1995) (makeup department head)
The Shawshank Redemption (1994) (makeup artist)
"The Jerry Springer Show" (1991) TV Series (makeup department head) (unknown episodes)
A Rage in Harlem (1991) (makeup artist)
"Private Eye" (1987) TV Series (makeup artist) (unknown episodes)

What clue tells you the gender of the adult?

Woman: Probation.

Man: Decades in prison, where the other inmates will probably kill him.

Mugshot Goodness

/Would probably hit it.

hehe hehe
he said "ation".

In her defense, she's dyslexic.

15 year old boys have really lowered their standards these days.

loki see loki do, just look at those ... pointy knees.

Here is a pic of the woman.

El_Frijole_Blanco: And no mention of the Bengals connection

Well of course not, she's more like a cougar.

Thread over - Radioactive Ass wins!

Dink not farked.

But when she takes out those dentures, whoa baby!

"Oh Im sorry Billy, I didn't understand the note your mother sent. I though it said Use the boy for sex, not Have him home by 10. Damn dyslexic-ness-ia"

There IS a Bengals connection, her husband was a Bengal.

/or did I just underline the obvious?

From her now defunct website.

Meh... I've hit worse...

mmm...palindrome sex. Actually, 51-15 has same symmetry as the "69" position, so it's technically the same thing. If you're a crystallographer.

/would diffract it

But of course! An older woman messing with an underage guy is not really damaging anyone! The boy is getting valuable experience that he can one day take to his virgin bride. And as for the woman, oh a slap on the hand for being naughty will do.

Now, an older man and an underage girl is a travesty! Hang him! Corrupting the poor, weak willed little girl. Taking her virginity and ruining the prospects for a respectable marriage. She might as well be a spinster or a whore from then on.

/This message brought to you by any time prior to the late 20th century.
/Can an entire legal system be sued for sex discrimination?

would hit it like the fist of an angry 15 year old.

Sweet Cougar of the Suburbs! I'd schtup it!

Damn, how you even show your face in public after your wife banged a little boy in your house, let alone accompany her to court.

/might not be as embarassing as playing for the Bengals

Hurray for double standards... :/

Inside edtion is doing a story like this today you can see the ad on their front page under blonde justice
http://www.insideedition.com/

Yeah-would she stand up with hubby if he raped a 15yr old?

her son goes to the same school as the kid who farked her. talk about embarrassing.

"dude, steve farked your mom!"

Turtle neck sweater=turkey-like skin flap on the neck
*dangledangle*

ok lets see the 15 yr old.

//curious
//ticket?

I fark her if I could do it in her bunghole.

Hogatha?

It's because women are the fairer sex and more deserving of our mercy.

/drone

floridian62:
Shut up, Ted!

/Wyld Stallyns Rule!

Prof. Frink: mmm...palindrome sex.

Yee gads, I'm not farking any 83 year olds.

-2 subby for not including the word dinkel in the headline

RiverKing

You mean statutory?

Probably not, he'd be a sick perverted paedo and sent down forever.