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(KUTV Utah)   Utah man wants 'In God we Trust" posted in ALL of the state's classrooms   ( divider line
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5695 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Jun 2007 at 8:55 PM (10 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2007-06-10 06:49:03 PM  
What about gravity? We all trust in gravity and our nation's survival surely depends on it... Put some damn signs up, Pronto!
2007-06-10 06:53:05 PM  
It's time to let them secede.
2007-06-10 06:54:54 PM  
Oh, right, and let the Vatican suddenly claim copyright and fees? Nice try.
2007-06-10 06:56:57 PM  
Hail Odin!
2007-06-10 06:58:24 PM  
I always thought that should be printed on gas station condoms ....
2007-06-10 07:01:18 PM  
As long as they add the words "all others cash!" I have no problems.
2007-06-10 07:10:31 PM  
Ave Satanas !!
2007-06-10 07:10:51 PM  
To me, our country's national survival depends on trusting in God, *cough BULLshiat cough*
2007-06-10 07:12:12 PM  
It's time to go to war with Utah.
2007-06-10 07:12:40 PM  
Um, why?
2007-06-10 07:28:27 PM  
Where is the "If you don't believe in God, you need to get out of the US" article when you need it?

2007-06-10 07:31:04 PM  
Whew. Here it is.
2007-06-10 07:37:10 PM  
I'm not trusting Him. He's the Dude who keeps killing my dog.

/stop killing my dog!
//seriously, wtf?
2007-06-10 07:59:00 PM  
Good luck with that, jackass.
2007-06-10 08:16:15 PM  
post the Nicene Creed in all of the classrooms
2007-06-10 08:58:37 PM  
It already is, on the change in the students' pockets.
2007-06-10 08:58:47 PM  
Hail Meatsauce, full of beef. Blessed are you among sauces, and blessed is the spice from your shaker.
Heated meatsauce, monster of taste, pray for us non-pirates now and at the hour of our hunger.

Al Dente
2007-06-10 08:59:21 PM  
Get a brain, mormons.
2007-06-10 09:00:33 PM  
Why does he hate America so much?

Freedom is apparently too complicated for most people.
2007-06-10 09:00:54 PM  
All others pay cash.
2007-06-10 09:01:50 PM  
What part of 'separation of church and state' do these frickin xtians not understand?
2007-06-10 09:02:18 PM  
Which God though?
2007-06-10 09:02:21 PM  
As long as we can get "HAIL FSM" printed right next to it, I have no problem with this.

/Has an FSM tattoo.
2007-06-10 09:02:50 PM  
Thanks for the laugh JohnnyG
/get off my country
//wait what?
2007-06-10 09:02:51 PM  
I am so happy that so many religious fundies are being killed overseas. Its really been effective at keeping them out of the US.
2007-06-10 09:03:29 PM  
Which god are they talking about? There is so many of them. By the way, I have been an atheist for over 40 years and have never committed a crime so I don't know how I have caused crime to become rampant. People like Alice are insane and should be locked up forever.
2007-06-10 09:03:30 PM  
Which god?

//Why go with the lesser evil?
///Ia Ia - Cthulhu fhtagn!
2007-06-10 09:04:29 PM  
My Husband was a Morman Damit...never again
2007-06-10 09:04:55 PM  
I'd rather see "In Goddess we Trust"
2007-06-10 09:05:09 PM  
Ha ha! Where is your Zenu now?

..oops. Sorry. Wrong thread.
2007-06-10 09:05:28 PM  
FTFA: But there might be little opponents can do to stop Norton, who also advertises the poster on a web site.

I'm sure this is for purely moral grounds.

what an asshat.
2007-06-10 09:05:41 PM  
Nobodyn0se - that tat will be great in a decade.
2007-06-10 09:06:15 PM  
" that tat will be great in a decade."

In a decade, I'll still be worshiping.
2007-06-10 09:06:50 PM  
reads article, shakes head

Alice Shannon should be used as an extra layer of protective armor for a humvee somewhere dangerous.
2007-06-10 09:07:06 PM  
honestly we should welcome people with opinions that focus our attention on the really important things - otherwise we have little to amuse us
2007-06-10 09:07:33 PM  
If I lived in USA, I would use a magic marker on every dollar bill that came through my hands, crossing out that stupid phrase.
2007-06-10 09:07:46 PM

"You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Two reasons: First of all, I think he's a good actor, okay? To me, that counts. Second, he looks like a guy who can get things done. Joe Pesci doesn't fark around. In fact, Joe Pesci came through on a couple of things that God was having trouble with.

For years I asked God to do something about my noisy neighbor with the barking dog, Joe Pesci straightened that cocksucker out with one visit."

/in joe we trust
2007-06-10 09:08:28 PM  
Uh huh. All the classrooms here in Florida have US flags in them. Supposed to inspire partriotism or something. However, people get so used to them that no one actually sees them anymore. They just blend into the backgroud.

Same thing would happen with this. It's cheap symbolism at best.

/Just nail dollar bills to the wall. Got the right slogan on them. Maybe kids will actually show up just to get the money.
//Money on the walls of a public school as social commentary?
2007-06-10 09:09:55 PM  
Yo Driver, it's spelled Xenu, you dont want tom cruise to show up at your door with a baseball bat do ya? ;)
2007-06-10 09:10:35 PM
2007-06-10 09:11:05 PM  
Why does it bother people so much that other people are atheists, especially since no one's religious belief is based on anything but a random guess.
2007-06-10 09:11:26 PM  
I hate dipshiats like this. On behalf of everyone from/in Utah - I'm sorry. We are currently trying to export the crazies to Florida as part of a national consolidation plan.
2007-06-10 09:11:53 PM  
If I lived in USA, I would use a magic marker on every dollar bill that came through my hands, crossing out that stupid phrase.

LOL, then you'd live in the pokey....
2007-06-10 09:14:00 PM  
Where is your God now?

2007-06-10 09:14:30 PM  
It's not God I don't trust. I don't even know God. It's the Christians I don't trust. I know a lot of Christians.
2007-06-10 09:14:34 PM  
Can we just wall Utah off from the rest of the nation and pretend they're not there anymore?
2007-06-10 09:14:36 PM  


2007-06-10 09:14:36 PM  
That Alice Shannon sounds like she'd be a lot of fun at a kegger.
2007-06-10 09:15:06 PM
2007-06-10 09:15:12 PM  
MyNameIsMofuga: t's not God I don't trust. I don't even know God. It's the Christians I don't trust. I know a lot of Christians.

Well said.
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