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(Some Guy)   11 year old girl learns to have sex by watching a Brittney Spears video   ( divider line
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6331 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Jul 2001 at 5:28 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-07-15 05:52:57 PM  
Man those Baptists are funny.

"11 year old chat whore"
2001-07-15 05:59:33 PM  
I never quite figured out whether they're for real or that's just a parody...
2001-07-15 06:33:01 PM  
Like anyone would watch one of her videos long enough anyway.
2001-07-15 06:35:17 PM  

Besides, if she's on AOL, how in the hell could be she on the phone at the same time as the picture implies.

Silly baptists.

2001-07-15 07:10:27 PM  
"amusing" my ass.
2001-07-15 07:11:47 PM  
Phoxxy: if you have two lines...

haha, i thought this thing was real for about a sentence
2001-07-15 07:24:42 PM  
That's fake. I've seen links to that site before. It's too over the top to be real. Nobody would have fingers cut off as a punishment. This isn't Singapore. Also, Spears does not actually have sex in videos. Worse she does is wear revealing outfits.
2001-07-15 07:30:58 PM  
Gotta love their headline though.
The largest, most powerful assembly of worthwhile people to ever exist. Unsaved are NOT welcome.

I figure other christians think that anyway. At least they're honest.

I agree with Toaster, it seemed real for about a sentence.
2001-07-15 07:37:55 PM  
If anyone wants a good laugh check out the Landover Baptist Church's message board. All sorts of people who think the site is real leave nasty messages, and the people who run the site respond through characters who appear on the site.
2001-07-15 07:43:20 PM  
So help me god she told me she was 18. Great now I am going to hell. Damn the bad luck.
2001-07-15 07:54:00 PM  
2001-07-15 08:31:41 PM  
I think the mail bag on Landover Baptist is one of the funniest things on the net. People write them some vicious hate mail. I've even seen a few letters in there where people say the site is a joke, I was kinda suprised by that, but I guess they realize alot of people have it figured out.
2001-07-15 08:34:24 PM  
It's websites like this one that really make it worthwhile to wake up in the morning. Kudos to one of the best parody sites on the net!

Really, this one article is relatively unfunny compared to other ones found on the site. Spend some time there - it's worth it.
2001-07-15 09:36:43 PM  
There's one T in Britney.
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2001-07-15 09:48:35 PM  
If she had AOL PLus, she could very well be on both AOL and the phone at the same the same manner that the "11-year-old strumpet" would do two guys at the same time.
2001-07-15 09:50:41 PM  
The only baptist that didn't scare me was Grandma.
2001-07-15 10:11:16 PM  
He he, I love Landover Baptist. My second favorite satire web site.
2001-07-15 10:46:31 PM  
*Sigh* Why can't people comprehend how to use tags? If something is funny, use the "amusing tag." If something is funny, but fake, use the "satire" tag. Damnation....

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2001-07-15 11:19:07 PM  
The line becomes hazier and hazier. Real/parody? There's probably more truth in that than we care to admit.
2001-07-15 11:44:21 PM  
Satire is overrated.
99% of it isn't funny.
2001-07-16 12:52:19 AM  
EQ Caning, maybe, but no finger removal in Singapore
2001-07-16 01:30:48 AM  
stop blaming Britney Spears for everything! she is excellent in bed! I mean um..
2001-07-16 01:54:46 AM  
I don't see how removing the strumpet's fingers would stop her from doing anything. AOL => viaVoice, and as for the other, er, maybe remove her toungue? Lock her in a chastity belt? Get her an Aibo guard-dog? Windowless bedroom? No closet? I'm at a loss...
Anyway. This artice disparages the noble kingdom of Siam in an unacceptable manner. I am outraged. So's Phumiphon (and that's "Pumipon", not "FunnyPhone").
2001-07-16 02:07:59 AM  
2001-07-16 03:47:21 AM  
Which parallel universe are they from? Sounds pretty kinky to me.
2001-07-16 07:22:01 PM  
What has happened to this world when little American girls are acting like Siamese sluts and doing NC-17 things before they can even get in a PG-13 movie? Unless you are planning on giving birth to the Son of God, girls under the age of 12 are not to participate in sexual activity of any kind. Just because the Lord God courted and wooed Mary when she was 12, doesn't give every little nubile pre-teen the license to spread her legs every time someone she doesn't know appears at her window and says flattering things to her!
so um...mary was slutty?
2001-07-19 09:12:24 PM  
Phoxxy: Cable modem.
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