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(Some Local Guy)   Student-teacher sex scandal trifecta complete (at least for the day). Brought to you by Tyler, Texas with mugshot goodness   ( divider line
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48317 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Jun 2007 at 11:04 AM (10 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2007-06-08 10:14:55 AM  
2007-06-08 10:18:07 AM  
2007-06-08 10:25:30 AM  
In a case authorities say is rare, a female educator has been charged with having sexual relations with an underage female Bullard High School student.

Rare? I don't think that word means what you think it means.
2007-06-08 10:34:41 AM  
That's hawt! Hair needs ball(m) though, I can provide but I think she'll just say no.
2007-06-08 10:36:39 AM
2007-06-08 10:39:28 AM  
Don't RTFA or look at the picture and just imagine the teacher as played by Monica Bellucci, starring Christina Ricci as the student. It goes down a lot better.
2007-06-08 10:50:44 AM  
I saw the mugshot. Now where's the goodness?
2007-06-08 11:02:05 AM
2007-06-08 11:06:26 AM  
I see no pic on the page. How lame is that?!
2007-06-08 11:06:34 AM  
We're filling our teacher sex quota earlier and earlier in the day.
2007-06-08 11:06:53 AM  
Pic isn't loading for my browser, would someone be so kind as to facilitate a photo so I can post a "OMFG!!! KILL IT!! KILL IT!!"?
2007-06-08 11:07:43 AM  
My schooling (grade school to high school) was from 1972-1984. In all that time you never heard about ONE student-teacher relationship. Now you hear about 3 a day. WTF is going on?
2007-06-08 11:08:16 AM  
packrabid04 In a case authorities say is rare, a female educator has been charged with having sexual relations with an underage female Bullard High School student.

Rare? I don't think that word means what you think it means.

That's what I came here to say.

Whoever these "authorities" are, they obviously don't read Fark.
2007-06-08 11:08:25 AM

Ugh, Jennifer Elizabeth Bagherheadly.
2007-06-08 11:08:35 AM  
Uh, if the local Barney Fife thinks this is unheard of across the nation, he hasn't been keeping up with national news.
2007-06-08 11:08:36 AM  
No pic, please post. Need pic
2007-06-08 11:08:52 AM  
Fark needs something like a 'Teacher Farks Student' tag. But shorter.
2007-06-08 11:09:32 AM  
Pic removed? Anyone have it in a cache?
2007-06-08 11:09:53 AM  
Nooo, picture won't load. What am I to do if I can't see my daily uggo, student-touching teacher. Fark don't fail me now.
2007-06-08 11:10:17 AM  
I think somebody's going to have to redesign that matrix. This is one female-female teacher-student thingie that definitely isn't fappable. From the Department of Yikes.
2007-06-08 11:10:25 AM  
Gah! Can't somebody put a farkin' warning in the headline?
2007-06-08 11:10:26 AM  
FTFA: "I cannot remember a case here in this area or across the nation for that matter where the victim and suspect in such a case have both been female," he said.

Yea...this guy's obviously not a Farker.
2007-06-08 11:10:31 AM  
Changed mind, do not want pic, please remove from eyes.
2007-06-08 11:10:31 AM  
Aaannnd I can see someone just posted it. Thanks swinger.
2007-06-08 11:11:24 AM

2007-06-08 11:11:41 AM  
I don't want to see her ugly mug. I only come in here for the Rugbyjock photos.
2007-06-08 11:12:16 AM  
Meh... I'd hit it.
2007-06-08 11:13:00 AM  
2007-06-08 11:13:42 AM  
I was going to ask if this guy even *reads* the news, since he seems to think female teachers never ever fark female students. But since several other people beat me to it, I'll answer y'all instead.

He's from Tyler, Texas. No, he does not read newspapers.

/been there
//they're really that stupid
2007-06-08 11:13:52 AM  
So, anyone think that we should have a seperate tag for Teacher Sex Scandals?
2007-06-08 11:14:40 AM  
Rare? Nah, don't think so. I can think of two that went on in my high school alone (Female student/Female teacher). I think 2 women just have the ability to be more discrete about it so it rarely gets caught.
2007-06-08 11:14:59 AM  

aw contrair
2007-06-08 11:15:01 AM  
Just skimming the posts, looking for the pic, hey nice excerpt, har har. There's the pho-

2007-06-08 11:16:32 AM
2007-06-08 11:16:58 AM  
anyone else think she looks like the chick from "Misery" ?
2007-06-08 11:17:17 AM  
That's no moon.
2007-06-08 11:17:24 AM  
In my day we didn't have lesbians or teacher on student sex. When you had a threesome you paid for it like everyone else and you paid extra to get them to kiss.
2007-06-08 11:17:56 AM  
fark this. we need eyebleach. I need it.
2007-06-08 11:17:57 AM  
I saw the Sick tag and thought that it must be some male teacher gettin it on with a male student. Then I read the article and see that it's a female teacher with a female student and was all set to come in here and blast subby for calling girl-girl action Sick.

Then I saw the pic of the teacher in the thread.

I'm going to back slowly away from this thread and it's well-deserved Sick tag.
2007-06-08 11:18:20 AM

Jabba is impressed.
2007-06-08 11:18:40 AM  
Only Fallout Boy Can Save Me Now!!
2007-06-08 11:19:25 AM  
2007-06-08 11:19:40 AM  
Stop. Enlarging. The Picture.
2007-06-08 11:21:19 AM  
fatal_exception: Stop. Enlarging. The Picture.

I just peed a little it scared me so much....

/pray it didn't breed.
2007-06-08 11:22:10 AM  
That's a man baby.
2007-06-08 11:22:45 AM  
In the words of Billy Madison "GOOO!"
2007-06-08 11:23:25 AM the same theme...I'd hit it...with a bus! But then...the bus would lose...and I would have to explain the damage to my insurance company...and then...

going to take a nap...

man I love dots....more dots!
2007-06-08 11:23:28 AM  
I thought my link a week ago would have been a good one.

Link goodness with pic.
2007-06-08 11:23:31 AM  
= hot?
2007-06-08 11:23:49 AM  
i was turned on because i was using my imagination,,,,then i saw the pic in here, and.....things went down.
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