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(Globe and Mail)   "Be a lady in public and a whore in the bedroom. And help him understand that before talking dirty, the whore sometimes needs to have a cuddly chat about her day."   (theglobeandmail.com ) divider line
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2007-06-07 04:18:38 PM  
Screw that. Steak and BJ.

/huf grrr stampa etc
 
2007-06-07 04:21:38 PM  
 
2007-06-07 04:32:30 PM  
So, basically, men are just big babies when it comes to sex? Well no duh.
 
2007-06-07 04:37:19 PM  
The Good Wife's Guide
"Be happy to see him."
"Don't greet him with complaints and problems."

That's all I ask. Or as I put it "Say hi before you start biatching"
 
2007-06-07 04:38:30 PM  
Technical note to ladies : Laying there and opening the legs to let him crawl between them while remaining silent and hoping you can get to sleep soon is not.. I repeat NOT being a "whore in the bedroom".

/carry on, and no: don't ask how I know this. heh
 
2007-06-07 04:41:19 PM  
Whore in the bedroom? I don't know about that, no matter how good i was i could never charge him for it
 
2007-06-07 04:45:51 PM  
Been said, but needs repeating:

Whores aren't paid for sex, they're paid to not biatch and leave.
 
2007-06-07 04:46:25 PM  
The penis rules.
 
2007-06-07 04:46:30 PM  
If that whore needs to have a cuddly chat about her day, she can have it in the kitchen.

/with my dinner
//after sex
 
2007-06-07 04:47:43 PM  
Ass to mouth is always a plus.
 
2007-06-07 04:48:50 PM  
www.pandora.ca
/man
//monkey
///sleeper cab
 
2007-06-07 04:48:51 PM  
So THAT'S why I can't get her to talk dirty...

/Here comes the Whore-cuddling
 
2007-06-07 04:49:23 PM  
I asked my wife to be a whore in the bedroom so she smoked a rock and stole my wallet.
 
2007-06-07 04:49:33 PM  
Hyperbolic Hyperbole

Never go ass to mouth!
 
2007-06-07 04:49:40 PM  
Sex, or he's your ex
SARAH HAMPSON

From Wednesday's Globe and Mail

June 7, 2007 at 12:00 AM EDT

The penis rules.


Damn, that was a refreshingly short article.
 
2007-06-07 04:49:57 PM  
that was wayyyyyyyy to much to read but I know one thing I HATE WHEN WOMEN CALL YOU AND DONT HAVE SHYT TO SAY
 
2007-06-07 04:50:36 PM  
Hey! Little Girl
Comb your hair, fix your makeup
Soon he will open the door
Don't think because there's a ring on your finger
You needn't try anymore

For wives should always be lovers too
Run to his arms the moment he comes home to you
I'm warning you...

Day after day
There are girls at the office
And men will always be men
Don't send him off with your hair still in curlers
You may not see him again

For wives should always be lovers too
Run to his arms the moment he comes home to you
He's almost here...

Hey! Little girl
Better wear something pretty
Something you'd wear to go to the city and
Dim all the lights, pour the wine, start the music
Time to get ready for love
Time to get ready
Time to get ready for love

/nuff said.
//Now give me a steak and a BJ
 
2007-06-07 04:52:19 PM  
Biggest mistake a woman can make? Thinking you have to look good and give great sex to get a man, and thinking that you don't have to do either of those things to keep him.
 
2007-06-07 04:52:33 PM  
that's crap. I'm much more sexually aggressive than my husband. I'm the one that has to beg for it.
OTOH, he doesn't want to talk either...
 
2007-06-07 04:52:58 PM  
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean.
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back!
 
2007-06-07 04:53:02 PM  
So, I should watch more sports, work more hours, or get hookers? Noted. Thanks.
 
2007-06-07 04:53:46 PM  
Best. Article. Evar. ::wondering if this thread will go as well as the boobies thread a week or so ago.
 
2007-06-07 04:55:51 PM  
submitter: the whore sometimes needs to have a cuddly chat about her day


That's when you become the whore, and tell her cuddling costs extra.
 
2007-06-07 04:56:08 PM  
revskippyTechnical note to ladies : Laying there and opening the legs to let him crawl between them while remaining silent and hoping you can get to sleep soon is not.. I repeat NOT being a "whore in the bedroom".

Well, that depends on the price of the whore.
 
2007-06-07 04:56:13 PM  
Ah... poor, poor heteros.

Every day is steak and a bj day in my life.

For you yes blessed breeders, just remember that for ever steak & bj you get, you owe her chocolate and an attempt at cunning linguistics, or at least a "cuddly chat."
 
2007-06-07 04:56:22 PM  
@MalloreeH
WTF is wrong with him you look great
 
2007-06-07 04:56:37 PM  
FTA: "For us, it can be like golf or watching television," admits a source from the world of men.

A source from the world of men? Gentleman...we have a traitor among us! Someone has been telling women that we want sex because it is relaxing and can improve our lives!

The sexual compatability thing is a good point though. I like to get it on early in the mornings before my day starts. Not many people are into this. I respect that. But I sure as Hell don't intend to marry someone who doesn't agree that sex, coffee, & cereal are the best part of waking up.

/not married
 
2007-06-07 04:56:38 PM  
penis i has...

i has a penis.
 
2007-06-07 04:56:50 PM  
Biggest mistake a woman can make? Thinking you have to look good and give great sex to get a man, and thinking that you don't have to do either of those things to keep him.

Why does a bride smile as she's walking down the aisle?

Because she knows she's given her last BJ.
 
2007-06-07 04:57:09 PM  
"Ask her how her day was!"
"Why would I want to know?"
"You wouldn't! Ask anyway!"
 
2007-06-07 04:57:12 PM  
I asked my wife to be a whore in the bedroom and now there's a line of men outside my bedroom door.

/take my wife, please
//I take my wife everywhere but she keeps finding her way back
///I'll be here all week
 
2007-06-07 04:57:16 PM  
Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him.

img332.imageshack.us

Iiinteresting...
 
2007-06-07 04:57:21 PM  
Most women WANT to be whores, so I don't understand. Don't believe me, attend a Halloween party someday. It's not a coincidence...
 
2007-06-07 04:57:29 PM  
This is a good article.

"If men don't feel respected or loved, if they don't feel like a man, if they have to walk around on eggshells when it comes to their sex drive, if their horniness is treated like an inconsiderate act of selfishness - like typical male behaviour - then they will reassert themselves with another woman,"

"For men, it's like Chinese water torture to be talking about something endlessly," he says. "Guys think, 'Just fix it.' So when the wife says she wants to be asked how she is, the man goes, 'What? We've got to have an hour and a half discussion about emotional connection before you feel like having sex? What happened to sex on the kitchen floor?' "

It's easy for the women to just brush it off, and say, 'All he wants is sex.' What they should be asking is, 'Why am I never interested? What happened to my own desires?'
 
2007-06-07 04:57:58 PM  
I will never ask my wife to be a whore in the bedroom. She can stay on the corner where she ususlly stands.
 
2007-06-07 04:58:41 PM  
What about men in "relationships" who swing with their partner? I guess they have more testosterone then the average divorcee?

Just a (bad) thought.
 
2007-06-07 04:59:13 PM  
The other night my wife greeted me at the door in a negligee. Unfortunately she was just coming home.

/thanks Rodney
 
2007-06-07 04:59:56 PM  
was it ludicrous that said"BE A LADY ON THE STREET AND A FREAK IN THE BED!"
amen
///freak anywhere can actually
 
2007-06-07 04:59:59 PM  
Most importantly, what Farker linked to Family and Relationships?
 
2007-06-07 05:00:06 PM  
Holy crap, a female sex columnist who isn't a total idiot? A female sex columnist who has reasonable farking advice for both parties?

IT IS TEH END TIMES11!1

/support gay marriage: fags have a right to be miserable too
 
2007-06-07 05:00:48 PM  
 
2007-06-07 05:01:26 PM  
RabidCanary

LOL!

Seriously, if I ever find a man who wants it as often as I do (esp mornings when no talking is allowed) and keeps me interested in sex with him (and only him) for more than 3 weeks I may try this mating-in-captivity thing called marriage.

Cause at my age the Himbos don't stimulate the neurons....
 
2007-06-07 05:01:26 PM  
grimatongueworm

The inspiration for the Seattle, WA band Minus the Bear's name.

PS TFA is completely trash.
 
2007-06-07 05:02:13 PM  
Sometimes I think that if I were not basically antisocial, I'd have a difficult time being married. Being antisocial gives me room to sulk on my own without having to discuss my gambit of feelings.
 
2007-06-07 05:02:55 PM  
Blasphemous Knave: For you yes blessed breeders, just remember that for ever steak & bj you get, you owe her chocolate and an attempt at cunning linguistics, or at least a "cuddly chat."

I'd rather do those than repay the BJ and give up half the steak.
 
2007-06-07 05:03:00 PM  
Question to Fark men...can your egos handle knowing your girlfriend has had more sexual partners than you...would you always worry about comparisons - let's assume you know she's completely faithful but has a past like, well, a man?
 
2007-06-07 05:03:31 PM  
Good article.
 
2007-06-07 05:03:49 PM  
wyltoknow: So, basically, men are just big babies when it comes to sex? Well no duh.

I bet you're a big Everybody Loves Raymond fan.

FTA: "If men don't feel respected or loved, if they don't feel like a man, if they have to walk around on eggshells when it comes to their sex drive, if their horniness is treated like an inconsiderate act of selfishness - like typical male behaviour - then they will reassert themselves with another woman."

I bolded the part you should pay attention to. Men shouldn't feel ashamed of their desire for sex any more than women should feel ashamed of their desire for emotional intimacy. Period.
 
2007-06-07 05:04:48 PM  
F*cking god. Maybe marriage isn't such a good idea..
 
2007-06-07 05:04:52 PM  
jerry2a
The other night my wife greeted me at the door in a negligee. Unfortunately she was just coming home.

/thanks Rodney


"We agreed that we would only smoke after sex. I have the same pack for over 10 years and she went though a carton last week"

/RIP Rodney
 
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