I giggled, smitty. good headline!

/clap clap

WTF? Effingham makes the front page?

This happens every couple years or so. Can't wait to see the locals come out to say hello.


/EHS class of 1993 represent
//our team mascot? The "Flaming Hearts"
///I shiat you negative

Phewww, at least other people hate karaoke as well

Greenland, Green Lantern...


Green trifecta in play

Green Lantern baby rejoices at your misfortune.

Chastain86:

I thought that was St. Anthony's mascot?

/loves me a catholic high school girl
//more of a challenge
///especially St. Anthony's

It couldn't have been Sinestro, it was Hector Hammond? or that other evil artist guy who always dogged Kyle Rayner!...


Wait, who were the other GL Villains? I swear, Hourman had a larger rogue's gallery.

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Dude tell me that isn't the EXACT prototype for some of the Ambiguously Gay Duo shots.

That's a cute kid, fishsticks.

/awwwwww

Off the top of my head...

Jordan: Star Sapphire, Black Hand, the Qwardians, Manhunters, Mongul (the father), Cyborg Superman, Parallax (Rebirth)

Rayner: Major Force, Nero, Effigy, Fatality, Grayven, Sonar, Parallax (Jordan), Oblivion

Dudez! You're all totally off-base. It was clearly the work of Solomon Grundy, the *original* GL villian.

This headline made me laugh long and hard. +1

+1 Submitter

You rock. Even if I'm a mostly-Marvel fanboy, that was great.

/Well, I do like DC-Vertigo
//But I don't hate DC Comics! I just don't like them enough to subscribe!

Now here's a good question, what enemies does John Stewart have? The klan? I mean, he's black -and- green.

Of course, we all know Guy Gardner's enemies are... well, everybody. But that's just how Guy rolls.

A latern you say?

I'm in your tavern, usin' my Power Ring!

I bet it was actually Despero.

I was just rereading parts of "Bloodletters and Badmen" and they mentioned the Green Lantern. Of course, I'm blanking on the context.

John Stewart GL has (had?) Fatality for an enemy, iirc. (Yes, I know you were trying to be funny...)

So when will Parallax try to rewrite history to make sure it doesn't happen?

This is just about the greatest nerd topic of all time.

Damn Qwardians!

Okay, I vaguely remember Sinestro but I couldn't pick him out of a bunch of super-villains.

Was he the super giant talking gorilla?

/thinking back that far to my childhood makes my brain hurt

Dudez! You're all totally off-base. It was clearly the work of Solomon Grundy, the *original* GL villian.

A zombie use fire? I don't think so.

There is only one Green Lantern that owns and runs a bar.




Lots of people hate him, even heroes.

RobDownSouth

The gorilla is Grodd; he's generally a Flash villain.

Sinestro is the short, big-headed pink guy with the Vincent Price mustache.

This thread is utterly made of win. I particularly like the modified Gardner Oath from Sybarite.

The one time the Wonder Twins could have used their retarded ice powers to put a burning tavern out and they're a no-show!

I bet it was that stalker Gregory Helms.

Whew. There's a Green Lantern tavern in Burlington, Iowa. I thought that was the one that burned.

Vegra: The one time the Wonder Twins could have used their retarded ice powers to put a burning tavern out and they're a no-show!

Form of... A SEA TURTLE!
Form of... AN ICE DVD PLAYER!

/Oh you guys are SO freakin useless I'm gonna kick both your asses right now.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey

Alan Scott rools joo.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Well that Lantern is sittin' pretty about now since all the wood should be gone after the blaze.



/nerd 4 life!

So doesn't each ring has a different weakness? Useless against anything yellow, against wood, etc.

"I swear, it was Luthor who put me up to this! I'm innocent this time!"

Not the Green Lantern in Copalis Beach Washington! Oh wait it was the bar in Illinois. Never mind.

I stayed at a place called the Green Lantern Inn in Germany on the border with France once. They had the best cream of mushroom soup: whole mushrooms!

That's what he gets for being badly drawn now, being mayor, and being a copy of ex-machina without the ghey.

Yay! Guy Gardner thread! I have nothing to add other than my due admiration. Well, okay and the hilarious one-punch incident.

I still love you, Guy.

Sexiest Green Lantern:



Jade (Jenny Lynn Hayden-Scott)

Best GL oath has gotta be Jack T. Chance's

"You who are wicked, evil and mean,
I'm the nastiest creep you've ever seen!
Come one, come all, put up a fight,
I'll pound your butts with Green Lantern's light!
Yowza."

Wonder about a GL movie. (Couldn't be worse that Hulk or FF4)

Shock_wave,

The DC guys seem to be making a better show than Marvel. Witness all the major stinkers (FF4, Elektra, Hulk) vs. fairly decent Supes and Batman.

Fuzzybeard, the St. Anthony's mascot was, IIRC, the Bulldog.

Shock_wave,

I've got an idea as to how to make a bad ass GL trilogy.

Movie one: Set up Hal. Kilowog and Sinestro as his mentors, teaching him how to be a GL. Sinestro goes rogue, big Hal Vs. Sinestro fight end the movie with Hal being victorious.

Movie two: Hal's kicking butt and taking names, best GL the Corps has to offer. Sinestro, imprisoned for his acts, strikes up a deal with the entity known as Parallax. Parallax frees Sinestro and takes over Hal. Movie ends with the near destruction of Oa. Ganthet, the last Guardian, flees to earth.

Movie three: Ganthet finds young struggling artist Kyle Rayner and bestows the ring upon him. Kyle then has to learn to use the ring and become the savior of the corps. Epic battle between Kyle and possessed Hal ensues. Kyle defeats Hal, saves the corps and they all live happily ever after. Except of course for the whole Hal being dead bit.

Cameos from other Lanterns abound. John Stewart, Guy Gardner, Rot Lop Fan, Jack T. Chance...the list goes on.

/I'd make it for you, WB!
//You'd only have to pay me a quarter of a mil.

One of my favorite Oath moments was when a large number of the Corps were powering up their rings for a big confrontation. Several were reciting their versions in native languages, a small group were using Hal's version, there was one that sounded like Alan's Oath, and off to one side there was Driq, the Green Lantern Corpse. His Oath? "Bleagh!"

Worked for him.