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(Salon)   Don Johnson sued for lewd comments made at a sushi bar   (salon.com) divider line 14
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2001-07-14 01:27:09 AM
I heard raw fish was an aphrodisiac.
 
2001-07-14 01:58:11 AM
I heard Sonny Crockett was a closet peter puffer. I caught a security video last year of him in a porn palace in Minnesota or somewhere and he was trying to buy an armload of gay videos. They wouldn't take a check or his card was turned down or something, but he's standing there screaming, "Don't you know who I am??? I'm Don Johnson dammit. Don Johnson!!."

Priceless.
 
2001-07-14 02:58:33 AM
What?! Again?!
 
fph
2001-07-14 08:05:06 AM
"Intentional infliction of emotional distress"?? Since when was that a crime??
 
2001-07-14 11:03:19 AM
I'd heard the same thing about him. Kinda liked his bread buttered on both sides if you know what I mean. But I also heard that he had one of the longest schlongs in Hollywood. (Not that I keep up with that sort of thing, ahem.) Him and Huey Lewis. meat packers.
 
2001-07-14 11:18:56 AM
Don "Johnson" is so gay and so 80's

my freestyle Haiku...

Ricky Rocket
Sonny Crocket
Love and Rockets
sucking cock is
Don Johnson
 
2001-07-14 11:21:45 AM
She's probably making it up, or exaggerating. People do that all the time with stars because they they a. want the attention and b. want the money.
 
2001-07-14 11:57:04 AM
She prolly made a pass at Don and he turned her down. Some women can get nasty over that.
 
2001-07-14 12:20:38 PM
Huey Lewis is a fudge packer? Damn, I like his tunes.
 
2001-07-14 12:41:57 PM
No. Huey Lewis is straight. He just a gigantic pecker. He's quite famous for it.
 
2001-07-14 02:17:30 PM
It was all a big misunderstanding.
He was reaching past her to get to the sushi bar and he said "I smell fatty tuna!"
And, before he noticed how offended she was, he offered to buy her a California Roll or let her have a taste of his freshwater eel.
 
2001-07-14 11:39:51 PM
freshwater eel? huhahahaha...that's old news
 
2001-07-15 12:47:54 AM
Mas Sake is a pretty lame and overrated sushi bar. For the best sushi money can buy in San Francisco, look no further than Toraya in Japantown. Scott and Tomi (the owners) will take good care of you there! Good shiat indeed!

-he who stacks pork
 
2001-07-15 02:18:22 AM
I thought it said DOC johnson......now that woulda been cool....
 
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