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(Some Guy in Tampa)   Man bitten by shark in Florida. EVERYBODY PANIC. Wait... he is an old German tourist and not an attractive surfer girl? Never mind   (wpbf.com) divider line 38
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2007-06-06 05:15:16 PM
Surfer Girls suck.
 
2007-06-06 05:52:01 PM
It's Suck Day for Finger51.

/I'm just really bored.
 
2007-06-06 05:58:49 PM
Thank God we have sharks to protect us from invading ex-nazis.
 
2007-06-06 06:02:36 PM
Damn.. Finger51's Fark number is in the lowish hundreds. I guess the rest of us newbies have to put up with whatever crap he wants to type.
 
2007-06-06 07:16:18 PM
Between this and that other thing a few years ago, the Germans are going to stay the heck out of Florida.
 
2007-06-06 07:34:36 PM
We're gonna need a bigger U-Boat.
 
2007-06-06 07:36:03 PM
"Shark Bites German Tourist's Leg In Naples"

So much more could have been done with this headline...
 
2007-06-06 07:37:55 PM
German tourists in the US tend to be such assholes that this is pretty much good news.
 
2007-06-06 07:38:49 PM
If it was an attractive surfer girl it would be too sad for a snarky headline.
 
2007-06-06 07:39:24 PM
You know who else was German and bitten by a shark?
HITLER, that's who!
 
2007-06-06 07:39:34 PM
img221.imageshack.us

Sexy.
 
2007-06-06 07:40:15 PM
Thread needs attractive surfer girls.

i177.photobucket.com

Mods remove if NSFW.
 
2007-06-06 07:40:27 PM
www.envf.port.ac.uk
 
2007-06-06 07:40:56 PM
The shark only took one bite because German food is nasty. And if you think they're rude as tourists, try working for them, you'll see a whole new level of asshole.
 
2007-06-06 07:41:56 PM
Imo the surfer chick with one arm should cover up her stump, it is not attractive.
 
2007-06-06 07:42:03 PM
-1 for using the word "Man" and then feigning surprise at it not being a girl.
 
2007-06-06 07:43:55 PM
Finger51: Surfer Girls suck.

I hope you're right.

home.comcast.net
 
2007-06-06 07:44:56 PM
The shark only took one bite because German food is nasty.

Mmmm. Ach du Lieber HDL, HDL, Ach du Lieber sauerkraut, sodden mit fat.
 
2007-06-06 07:52:03 PM
i39.photobucket.com
 
2007-06-06 08:02:52 PM
ive seen bethany surf. she rocks

/except for the whole uber-x'tian thing
 
2007-06-06 08:07:05 PM
static.flickr.com
 
2007-06-06 08:11:02 PM
It was probably the stench that attracted the shark.
 
2007-06-06 08:11:02 PM
bob_ross

"Shark Bites German Tourist's Leg In Naples"

So much more could have been done with this headline...


"German Tourist Bitten in Naples"

"German Tourist, Naples Biter"

"Naples, Bitten - Sour Kraut"
 
2007-06-06 08:23:49 PM
Englebert Slaptyback: "Naples, Bitten - Sour Kraut"

That's a good one.
 
2007-06-06 08:36:15 PM
Unright
Damn.. Finger51's Fark number is in the lowish hundreds. I guess the rest of us newbies have to put up with whatever crap he wants to type.

It just means he's an old farker.

Anyways this thread needs more pictures of cute surfer girls.

/Needs more Sharks to scare the tourists over to the other side of Florida
//Sharks are over fished yeah right
///Won't get me in the water during spawning season
 
2007-06-06 08:37:36 PM
Should've jumped.
 
2007-06-06 08:48:23 PM
German tourists in Naples!?!?

/sarcasmy... 'cause it's not august.
 
2007-06-06 08:56:05 PM
I saw the headline and thought, hmm, I could sure use some oglin' of some of these so called "hot surfer girls" and I clicked on the thread. And might I say, you did not disappoint.
 
2007-06-06 09:27:43 PM
Englebert Slaptyback
"Naples, Bitten - Sour Kraut"

Dude, you owe me a new keyboard and a half a bottle of Heineken!!!

/spit, then spilled
 
2007-06-06 09:33:13 PM
German tourist bitten on leg and nipples? what?
 
2007-06-06 09:34:03 PM
the German who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so I bit him...

/We're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude.
 
2007-06-06 09:47:51 PM
Faps_in_the_kitchen:
Thread needs attractive surfer girls.

So... where are they?
 
2007-06-06 10:04:00 PM
img505.imageshack.us
i like fish
 
2007-06-06 10:10:29 PM
No ASCII shark yet?

Come on, Farkers, get with the program.
 
2007-06-06 10:19:56 PM
wow, look at that totally NOT-AIRBRUSHED butt, faps in the kitchen
 
2007-06-06 11:27:16 PM
ta2mama

Haha, seriously!! Obvious airbrushing makes me laugh. Does anyone actually fall for that sort of thing?!
 
2007-06-07 12:23:37 AM
MajorGroove: Obvious airbrushing makes me laugh. Does anyone actually fall for that sort of thing?

doesn't matter if it's real or not, it's still hot.
 
2007-06-07 09:38:10 AM
Get it straight Subby... Anything with Florida in the headline gets the FLORIDA tag. Consider this your one and only warning.
 
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